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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stats I can find are:

quote:

- Pit Fighter, Quantity 0-16, 60k, MA 6, ST 3, AG 3, AV 8, Skills: Frenzy, Normal GP, Double AS
- Bloodletter Daemon, Quantity 0-4, 80k, MA 6, ST 3, AG 3, AV 7, Skills: Horns, Juggernaut, Regeneration, Normal GAS, Double P
- Khorne Herald, Quantity 0-2, 90k, MA 6, ST 3, AG 3, AV 8, Skills: Frenzy, Horns, Juggernaut, Normal GS, Double AP
- Bloodthirster, Quantity 0-1, 180k, MA 6, ST 5, AG 1, AV 9, Skills: Loner, Wild Animal, Claw, Frenzy, Horns, Juggernaut, Regeneration, Normal S, Double GAP
- Reroll : 70k
- Apoth: yes

They look... bad to be honest. Pretty rubbish linos, under strengthed for bashing, zero innate block or dodge for defence, REALLY expensive big guy. No mutations? Not sure if that's right. They'll probably be ok on offence, but on defence they look really weak.

edit - What would you even start with?

goatface fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Oct 11, 2012

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Have you seen any of Yapo's LP with Norse?

Basically, do a lot of the things we didn't let him. Super-optimise blitzers, maximum pomb, take guard on any lino with the option, never let the opposition near the sideline. You're a very pushy bashy team, you just can't take being hit. Get a few players ahead, you're golden, get a few behind, you're hosed.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The traditional traits of a bloodbowl player.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes, they stack.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm guessing it's buried somewhere in a mess of spaghetti code that they don't know how to fix.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
6. -3 DB with a snot to surf a chaos warrior? EVERY TIME.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Eh?

Don't play the single player in anything other than classic mode. Then only play it long enough to understand the interface. Then play real people.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The public leagues can be pretty bad. If you play remotely sensibly some will start crying and accuse you of cheating.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Lichtenstein posted:

Does anyone here have some nifty tricks for playing Slann? I love them, but man, that's some tough love.

Suck it up and never stop leaping.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The 6 bone-head turn is a thing of beauty that should not be reserved for only experienced players.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Puppy alone makes them worth it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Quite often.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dump off is awesome.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They are not. Just keep the money.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That dwarf player scored with a passing play. Shameful.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Does it say anything interesting when it crashes?

I imagine if you send a bunch of crash reports and whine pathetically to the Steam people they might refund it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
LE and CE are cross-compatible, so yes. You just can't play as three of the teams.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Ferret Glow posted:

As for contacting steam for a refund... How?

I can't find any way to contact them, i just get sent to cyanide.

https://support.steampowered.com/newticket.php would probably be a good place to start.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes, they stack. Snotlings are a 2+ dodge anywhere.

Not that it really helps with the whole "slow and amazingly squishy" thing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
6 vamps is a hard game at any TV, but at low levels it's really rough because you've probably not got any Pro either.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hm.

HMMMMMMM.

Maybe a complete rewrite by a less useless developer than Cyanide?

Just cyanide making a new batch of terrible models and releasing it as a brand new game?

edit - Cyanide are currently hiring people who are passionate about miniature games :(

goatface fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Feb 26, 2013

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It could have been made by one of the German simulation companies!

They're used to catering to sperg-warriors, they could do it right.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Endlessly re-watching a frog's groin clip straight through a troll's face.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Depends which ruleset you used to play.

The basics are the same though, caging and grinding, elfin bullshit.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Didn't someone get a +AV on a Tree during one Random Skill league?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is it vital to THE PLAN? Use a reroll. Otherwise, don't.

Unless it's the last turn of a half and you have one left and it would be cool.

Or you just really want to see if that snotling can surf a minotaur.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ghouls are terrible. Kill all Ghouls.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Turn 8 foul is pro. If you have spare cheap players.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Cyanide are such good coders that sometimes you have to deliberately not play the game in order to play the game.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, the replay thinks the non-blitz blitz is the last time either of you make a move. Some kind of desync bug maybe?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'd say 5 rerolls is at least one too many.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Have you ever noticed how long it takes it to load in the players? They're not complicated, but it takes ages. Whatever is going on in their back-end is hosed.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'd kick him. You've got other blitzing options and other agility options. He's bloaty.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Any odd characters in the name?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Always foul Wardancers.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Which number is which stadium?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Grass field every time would make it somewhat more bearable in my opinion.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I am replacing all stadiums with the grass field stadium.

gently caress spectators.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mainwaring posted:

I think in the tabletop version of bloodbowl the "titchy" trait that Snotlings have allows them to field over 11 players.


Christ, what edition is that from?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
All skinks can be a git as well. They're fast and don't fall down enough.

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