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Shugojin posted:and well it looked like you were using your lock picks on a tiny girl's rear end in a top hat. drat it, this is probably too long for the thread title, isn't it?
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Shugojin posted:Somebody retextured the (Skyrim?) lock pick interface to be a girl on all fours and well it looked like you were using your lock picks on a tiny girl's rear end in a top hat. It also moans when you pick it. Somebody has got to have the link to the video.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKPFIz1wnc8 thank god sandy destroyed my ability to render youtube videos.
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Vargs posted:It also moans when you pick it. Somebody has got to have the link to the video. The best part is the mod maker used his fat GF for the sound effects, which I assume includes the death wail when you fail.
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muike posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKPFIz1wnc8 This is beautiful: 
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muike posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKPFIz1wnc8 I never noticed the wet sound turning the lock makes that's audible under the moaning  Coolodile posted:Sometimes bad mods can be the best mods. This is amazing. The part where the elephant-player scales a wall is the best thing I've ever seen from modding. TheSpiritFox fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Oct 31, 2012 |
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redmercer posted:Uterus destruction The drawn comics make me suspect this is some sort of parody of creep mods. Right? Яigнт? 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Willow, the May 2011 Fallout NV Nexus mod of the month, is essentially a Mai Waifu companion mod. This is actually a mod I like, because Willow's not checked by the DLC- basically, this means I get to bring all my stuff with me (or at least, as much as Willow could carry) into Dead Money and Honest Hearts. Just pack her with whatever you want to bring along, then tell her to wait at the fountain/caravan, done! Also, can we post weird/creepy but still good mods here? 'Cos I've got this one NWN2 mod that's rather creepy, but actually has a pretty good storyline and novel game mechanics behind it.
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Brutus Salad posted:Weirdly enough, the thread wasn't even talking about the mod that he was using they were discussing how to properly make an elevator. He just needed to let SA know that he wrote horrible, fairy torture fanfiction that badly. I read it all, the whole goddamn awful thing  It was like a trainwreck in my mind. I can't imagine the kind of person who would come up with this poo poo, he probably took it to the next level, and is in jail for tying up some chick jigsaw style and dissolving her with sulfuric acid though, so there's that.
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CommissarMega posted:Also, can we post weird/creepy but still good mods here? 'Cos I've got this one NWN2 mod that's rather creepy, but actually has a pretty good storyline and novel game mechanics behind it. Sounds to me like it matches the thread title perfectly. Shoot!
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I'm honestly curious what could possibly be both creepy but good? Is it like dragonporn? 
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Brainamp posted:I'm honestly curious what could possibly be both creepy but good? Liches are creepy but good in a badass sort of way. Maybe it's a mod about liches.
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UglyDucklett posted:Sounds to me like it matches the thread title perfectly. Shoot! All right then, here we go: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you direct from the land of the baguette, 16 Cygni, a mod for Neverwinter Nights 2! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 First off, the bad news: This mod has nudity. A looot of nudity- hell, one wrong turn in the prologue gets you a roomful of it (you walk into the ladies' bathroom). Another part later on in the game has you visit a Japanese hot spring- boobs and dongs for everyone! Trust me, you won't know whether to be skeeved out or clap in shocked admiration for how few fucks the modder gives when it comes to covering up. Wait, did I say few fucks? I meant lots of fucks, because true to the fine tradition set by Bioware, you get to sex up a lot of people- and it is rather hilarious, because the sex is thankfully not animated. Instead, you cut away to some scenery, while a dialogue option reading pre:1. ...mmmmmmmmm... But honestly though, it's one of the most fun mods I've ever played- and not in that way, you pervs. The storyline is that you're an officer of some interstellar government (though one with Elves, Tieflings, Dwarves etc.) stranded on a primitive-seeming planet filled with all the races you're familiar with, but under different names. There's evidence of extremely advanced technology, mind control and active technological retardation going on. Basically, someone wants to keep the planet in technological stasis, and you have to find out why. It's really good, with plenty of intrigue and good twists and turns, and I don't want to go on for spoilers. That being said, it does railroad you, so if you're not into that, skip it. Another element that I like (and I wish came up in other games) is that while your party members have their own unique personalities and whatnot, their starting classes are determined by your dialogue. For example, take this paraphrased conversation between your character and a Dwarven king wanting to lend you aid: pre:King: My main man will accompany you, and his fighting style's... drat, I can't seem to find the words. You: 1: A berserker? 2: A finesse fighter? 3: A regular infantryman? tl;dr, Cygni 16's a good mod for Neverwinter Nights 2 if you don't mind pixelated nudity, hilarious no-sex scenes and slightly dodgy French-English translation. I could get screenshots, but you'd have to wait until I get home for that. EDIT: Fixed table-breaking. Also, this is way too many words for a weird French elfgame mod 
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Speaking of NWN2 my favorite was this mod that I forget the name of, but it fixed a ton of bugs. Then the mod creator goes and changes the sex of the romance options. He didnt even make them all bisexual which might have been understandable, he made the female love interest go after female PCs and the males after a male PC. Presumably so he could play a female PC and have it not be gay. The romance options in NWN2 are really limited and don't go anywhere anyway because Avellone really doesnt like the "Bioware romance" so it was an even more bizarre choice.
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Upmarket Mango posted:Liches are creepy but good in a badass sort of way. We're talking modders here. "Creepy but good" doesn't bring to mind liches so much as it brings to mind a really loving great cake that was lovingly crafted to look exactly like the baker's mother's vagina.
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Wasn't the female love interest a crazy stalker? Seriously, what's-her-name gives me the creeps, moreso than most of the mods in this thread.
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That Willow mod wasn't terrible until it started becoming Stockholm Syndrome-y. Oh and also the "I like you so much I will put your penis inside me" bit.Coolodile posted:Sometimes bad mods can be the best mods. That had me laughing harder than the GTAIV negative friction mod. It starts out silly. Then gets wacky. Then turns into a full blow Theater of the Absurd bit. Baby Elephant Walk ended RIGHT on a cut too so it was perfect. And then the loving thing was driving. And it went about as well as you'd expect a driving elephant to go. Talented loving elephant. I first lost it when it started swimming but that whole video had me hoping no one could hear my dumbshit laughter. Thank you for that whole thing sir. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
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Coolodile posted:Sometimes bad mods can be the best mods. I'll see your elephant and raise you a giraffe. And even though it's not actually awful, I have to include it just because this GTA IV mod is that cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m3-xw_BOwo
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The frontpage beat us to this long ago: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/oblivion-mods-one.php http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/oblivion-mods-two.php http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/oblivion-mods-three.php
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Shooting Blanks posted:I'll see your elephant and raise you a giraffe. You can't post those mods without the greatest uses of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSFlMCTXE8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8teG8ntCw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdCjcX85Uxw
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The GIG posted:You can't post those mods without the greatest uses of them: I think it's unsafe to allow animals to drive and shoot guns with their mind powers. I mean I'm not racist but
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I actually literally shed a tear because I was proud of humanity. Also, my favorite part of the lockpick mod video was that the creator's comments were getting flagged on his own video. Plan Z fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Oct 31, 2012 |
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Since NWN2 modules are fair game, how about NWN1 modules? The only one that comes to mind is the infamous A Dance with Rogues: http://nwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=modules.detail&id=4869 quote:The modules (parts one and two) contain over 200,000 words of written dialogue (though most of it is cyber sex :P). Have fun being  raped in the beginning Or raped when you enter a building! Or raped when... yeah.
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Casimir Radon posted:The KOTOR 2 restoration mod fall more into the category of terrible people behind the mod, though not the one that eventually got released. Dashus's response to criticism was to simply change the way progress updates were shown, always in a way that made it look like the project was close to release. What started as frequent blog posts by different team members soon became a static page showing progress bars for each section that needed restored (and most of the bars were full!). After that stayed up for about a year, and the bars stopped moving, he deleted that page and just made the bug tracker public (and most of the bugs were listed as fixed!). When it became clear that only one other modder remained on the project aside from Dashus (who was doing very little work) the bug tracker was made private again, but a closed beta was announced. The beta invites just happened to go out to the aforementioned group of forum posters, who were quick to talk about how awesome the mod was. At one point, a trailer was made, mentioning a 2007 release date that came and went. Even more time passed (I think by this time it was about '08 or '09, about five years after work started on the mod) and frustration was continuing to build. It was clear Dashus was the only person left working on the mod, and he continuously refused offers of help from other modders in the community (it would just halt progress while he brought them up to speed, you see). About that time, one of the beta testers leaked the current build and started up a shitstorm of drama on the forum. The leaked beta showed that, while they had gotten most of the content restored, there was still a crazy number of crippling bugs to deal with. In addition, any content that wasn't specifically pulled from the files on the disk (such as new combat encounters or dialogue options for the PC) were laughably amateurish. Dashus had a breakdown, kept claiming it was an outdated build, and basically stuck with the line, "I'm still working on it and it'll be fantastic when it's done, you'll see!" It all came to an end in about the best possible way, though, when another team of modders just came out of nowhere and released a working Restoration mod, built from the ground up, that did everything the Team Gizka mod was supposed to do and more. No fanfare, no drama, just an announcement and a download link. Dashus freaked out again, stated that he was still going to release his superior mod, but work was going slow because he had a girlfriend now and none of you nerds would understand what that meant. By this time he had lost most of his defenders, and the Team-Gizka website quietly went out of existence at some point thereafter. The released Restoration mod continues to be updated to this day, and is a fantastic mod that breaths new life into one of my favorite RPGs. RagnarokAngel posted:Speaking of NWN2 my favorite was this mod that I forget the name of, but it fixed a ton of bugs. Then the mod creator goes and changes the sex of the romance options. He didnt even make them all bisexual which might have been understandable, he made the female love interest go after female PCs and the males after a male PC. Presumably so he could play a female PC and have it not be gay. That wasn't the only bizarre change, he also decided to make it so that a temporary companion who is supposed to die in the tutorial remains alive. She has no further dialogue or anything else to add to the game besides standing around and breaking scripts. He also seems to have a weirdly personal vendetta against Obsidian, and spends most of the changelog talking about how stupid they are. Luckily, someone made a plot fixes fixes mod that keeps all of the good stuff, but removes the unnecessary 'improvements' and homophobia. I believe it was made by someone from this forum and is available for download in the current NWN thread. Jokymi fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Oct 31, 2012 |
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While its awfulness is debatable, The Sky May Be and its modified Blessed Engine certainly stand at the top of the weird Doom mod heap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D25Xn0C_OQ It's outside the scope of this thread but the same guy who made that, Doug the Eagle, also did some great anti-walkthroughs of the Thief series and Deus Ex where he completely breaks them.
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Throckwoddle posted:While its awfulness is debatable, The Sky May Be and its modified Blessed Engine certainly stand at the top of the weird Doom mod heap: Weird is good as long as it's enjoyable/puzzling and I think you certainly posted one hell of an example for that!
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So, is this the best mod or the worst mod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExcL3hlBOU
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We don't have a Slof section yet. Why don't we have a Slof section? She is the Queen of all that is Nexus.OMGVBFLOL posted:It's important to remember that at least some of these downloads, especially on exceedingly weird but non-pedo stuff like the pubic hair mod or werewolf dongs, are people who get them for the comedy value. There's no way of knowing how many, but just the fact that this thread exists shows that some people like laughing at the insanity of mod "communities". Yeah, um, no. These people are more often than not 100% deadly serious about their realistic horse assholes and "immersion" (dongs/sex/rape) mods and the comments sections reflect that.
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I was talking about numbers of downloads, prompted by the post right above it.bagshotrow posted:My favorite Oblivion mod is "Growing Pubic Hair": http://oblivion.nexusmods.com/mods/19530 There's no way everyone who downloaded a "crouch, shave own vagina" mod were serious about it. The modder's refusal to include support for male characters makes it pretty clear he's a weirdo, but I'd download that for a laugh, especially if I was building a setup that had as many small weird mods as possible. Having the "shave vagina" option come up every time I started to sneak would make me giggle every time. I have a stupidly juvenile sense of humor, though, so maybe the weirdos is me? Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Oct 31, 2012 |
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Throckwoddle posted:While its awfulness is debatable, The Sky May Be and its modified Blessed Engine certainly stand at the top of the weird Doom mod heap: I don't think there's any debate over it being the best doom wad ever made. THE GUN IS GOOD!
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ArmA 2 fortunately dodged the bullet of weird sex mods, but here's some choice videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWCND2yaWY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejiZR7XVQX8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4aJPeN5fzc
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Throckwoddle posted:While its awfulness is debatable, The Sky May Be and its modified Blessed Engine certainly stand at the top of the weird Doom mod heap: I didn't know the narrator for Paddington Bear made DOOM wads.
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CommissarMega posted:This is actually a mod I like, because Willow's not checked by the DLC- basically, this means I get to bring all my stuff with me (or at least, as much as Willow could carry) into Dead Money and Honest Hearts. Just pack her with whatever you want to bring along, then tell her to wait at the fountain/caravan, done! She's well done, but Christ, her voice wears on you good. Niner, at least, has a sexy Scottish voice, at the cost of sounding more bored. ^ For bad mods, not awesome mods.  If you want bad mods, see the whole A Better .wad I Pulled Out Of My rear end debacle, which was made in response to some guy who made a terrible .wad and used autism as an excuse. Seriously.
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Typical Pubbie posted:I didn't know the narrator for Paddington Bear made DOOM wads. It's kind of creepy. His narration is composed and well-done in this video, but then you realize that he was the same dude that made this insane .wad in the first place. It's like he managed to attain a fleeting moment of lucid clarity in his madness, and managed to comment on his creation with a measure of dignity before lapsing back into insanity.
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Dr. Stab posted:Does this mean that when the sink breaks, pee comes out? A sink isn't exactly broken when water is coming out of it, now is it? In other news The Witcher 2 modding tools are on their way, and on top of that The Witcher already has a Nexus for it. I can't wait. 
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Huge Ghost posted:So, is this the best mod or the worst mod
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Throckwoddle posted:SkyMayBe
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RobTG posted:A sink isn't exactly broken when water is coming out of it, now is it? Pretty sure it's going to be one million mods that somehow make the already nude Triss NPC even...nuder? Or they'll replace her with a skewered pony version of her  Actually, let's go see what the top adult-only files list for The Witcher Nexus looks like:  The last one doesn't sound so bad, right? http://witcher.nexusmods.com/mods/251 Wrong. Strong Female fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Oct 31, 2012 |
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