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theflyingorc posted:I'm pretty sure they were actually going to do that, but they got rid of it due to bad press. Jokes on all of us: it was to be the most comfortable controller of all time.
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Ol' Crazy Eyes thinks that this is a killer app: http://www.stalagflight.com/ I hope you guys who bought these dumb things enjoy your doorstops.
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WendigoJohnson posted:It irks me to an extent because this really reminds me of the Gizmondo. We're just one Ferrari away...
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Bertrand Hustle posted:A Roku can do Netflix and a whole host of other things and it has the added benefit of not being a piece of poo poo. A used Wii is probably the best SD Netflix solution... pretty good game selection, too 
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Morglon posted:Well some people on this very site had some good results with making GBS threads on Gamecubes. I'm just throwing it out there. You're confusing chili (pre-poo poo) with poo poo (post-chili) again.
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theflyingorc posted:This is known as "A Tim Schafer game." Except for the fact that he wasn't involved with The Cave other than as the studio head... he didn't write or design the thing, and you can be drat sure he didn't work on any programming.
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We need to understand that they will say/do anything to get people to put down money on the FROOTLOOP, including telling them that it will run games they actually want to play.
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I can't imagine emulators being categorically illegal given that we have the Retron being sold by Amazon.
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Barudak posted:Is this a real product or is Amazon selling a render? That's a render of the new Retron, which will be a real product... there are 3 that have come before it:   
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hardware emulation of older consoles is a different kettle of fish entirely, mainly because it's a device that will play legal copies of software. Software emulation is a lot more finicky because you're dealing with the copyrights to every single individual emulated game. That and I think the hardware patents on the older consoles have finally lapsed. But these consoles are not reverse engineered hardware, they're simply systems on a chip with emulators thrown on... ignoring the fact that they have the ports for plugging in original cartridges/controllers, they're functionally identical to a software emulator on your PC. [edit] What that guy said ^^^
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Suspicious Dish posted:Minecraft has our development kit would make for a great thread title if we were still doing that Hell with that... "It is baked. It's done."
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Rockbear posted:If you spend a few minutes mentally weaving the OUYA into Arrested Development as a Bluth product, it's surprising how well it works. 
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Guess Apple didn't get the memo that the BURGLEKUTT already boasts the Stradivarius of controllers...
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The Monarch posted:Unless they make an app market that you can sell games for more than $1 on then I doubt it'd have a great impact on "hardcore" games. You can sell poo poo for whatever you want on the App Store 
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Install Gentoo posted:XBLIG owns and this is proof: Thank you for reminding me that I need to purchase the best thing to come out of XBLIG... possibly the only good thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t02tYjNfsrw
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Luigi Thirty posted:Just you wait. VideoGameVet posted:Yep: For a brief second I thought that I was back in the Retro Gaming Megathread.
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Guess Julie has a different definition of "baked" than the rest of us do: Ouya downplays early criticism; Early Kickstarter units are not indicative of final product, says spokesperson tl;dr version: YOU FUCKERS JUST BOUGHT A BETA, SAYS OUYA [edit] Remind me again, these people are supposed to be good at Marketing, right? Because they're definitely not good at anything else... and it's not looking too good for PR. testtubebaby fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Apr 8, 2013 |
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XboxPants posted:"Our hardware is baked, it's complete, it's done," she said. "But the software will continue to evolve. It'll get better every single day, week, month and year. We'll get more games every single day." Those sites that are giving the Ouya bad reviews/scores are not basing those judgments solely on beta software, they're also basing it on a controller that has very serious issues.
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Ouya: Basically an Atari 2600 http://www.joystiq.com/2013/04/17/ouya-kickstarter-review/
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I stole this, hopefully she responds:  [edit] If nothing else, @OUYAForum_com is following me again. testtubebaby fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 3, 2013 |
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Slate Action posted:I highly doubt OUYAs will ever hit stores. I think I'd have to see one, in person, in a store to believe they were in stores. Oh, they'll hit stores alright... THRIFT STORES.
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Matlock Birthmark posted:How the hell did they get that? Did someone sell it to them, or is it just an empty box? Judging by the items around it, it's a "coming soon" display shelf of empty boxes.
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"There may be a few ponies involved in the shipping, I'm not completely sure."
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Rad Valtar posted:Also I hope this gem gets answered: Rovio, AAA E'ryday
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Palpek posted:She is a lot at PR. And yet she's one of the worst, most transparently fake communicators I have ever seen. I *literally* believe nothing that comes out of her mouth is based on an honest opinion. [edit] Delete all the Engineers, replace them with Rockstars. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1dmykb/hey_reddit_we_are_ouya_founderceo_julie_uhrman/c9ruw1l testtubebaby fucked around with this message at 21:26 on May 3, 2013 |
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Palpek posted:I don't know how they think this is acceptable in professional communication. It's not. This is not professional communication.
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Rad Valtar posted:Thats a lot of basements. That may be the number of units shipped... perhaps they're counting every single person with a FIGNUTS as a developer.
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"Hope your early birds enjoy your box of garbage!"
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Palpek posted:This answer alone: Find a way to silence you.
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triplexpac posted:This is the first I've heard of a "Preview Period" and I've been reading this thread a lot. A lot. She clearly makes up everything on the fly, so this is just another one of those things.
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AngstyFerrets posted:Well, at least we've learned that "BAWB" isn't a real name, just Bob's Stupid loving Nickname. Also, who is this? From what I can tell it's just some kid who posts Minecraft videos that get middling amounts of views on Youtube.
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Oh, No! The Big Three Strike Back! Rumor: Nintendo offering Wii U conversion software to smartphone app devs e: oh look who got beat by Kotaco
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Unlike the FLAUTA, the Wii U's pad seems ideal for smartphone game porting. Not that I want to play a smartphone game on my console, but that's a separate argument completely.
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Fnoigy posted:I literally see like, 2. Everything else is just talking about OUYA, and only the top several tweets were made since Friday. I counted at least 5 within the last half hour. Not sure if that's significant, but it's there.
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XboxPants posted:Also new OUYA video went up. I wouldn't mention it but they talk to one of the server guys about encryption. This video editing is breaking my loving brain... jump cuts when the subject is sitting listening of off camera interview questions?! Just edit the audio, you goddamned moron! God loving damnit, learn to do your loving job like a non-retard. I cannot believe this guy has a job, but that's GRAPENUTS for ya.
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