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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Never since Methodis' obsession with Rocksmith have I seen someone so devoted to trying to shill something on this forum.

Except Rocksmith seemed to turn out okay and the OOLITE is looking like a giant trainwreck waiting to happen.

Zeether fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Mar 28, 2013

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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

I was going to make a joke about Jeff Minter/Yak making an OUYA game and it would be the only worthwhile game on there, but I think after 3 incidents of that (Jaguar, Nuon and the canceled Konix Multisystem) he's probably learned his lesson.

Zeether fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Mar 28, 2013

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Jewel posted:

Valve did it better and extremely more powerful.


I'm pretty sure that wasn't confirmed to be the Steam Box by Valve.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

This is pretty much the only good thing to come from the OOLALA because they're also upgrading the regular Android app, which desperately needs an upgrade as is.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Evil Fluffy posted:

Wario Land and Virtual Tennis were worth the (permanent) eye damage the Virtual Boy caused.
You forgot Teleroboxer and Red Alarm. :colbert:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

That one picture of Uhrman with her hair all weird reminds me of the crazy "God Warrior" lady from Wife Swap.

360s, PCs, NINTENDO CONSOLES, everything's ungodly!

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Guys, it's totally cool, Rocco from Mega64 got his OOYEAH and is enjoying it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwz44_L76eo

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Hold on, I have a graph for that:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Final Fantasy 15 confirmed for the DRINKYOUROVALTINE.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

JazzFlight posted:

I really hope that guy eventually shows up in this thread. We've already attracted Aweful Dreams and Dreamzle, let's try for the trifecta. Maybe he has to be summoned...

(Starts spinning broken OUYA analog sticks in opposite circles)
James Cootes, James Cootes, James Cootes!
No, no, you've got it all wrong. You have to say his name three times in front of a mirror whole spinning the broken analog sticks, then he'll show up.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

You should do ports to the Konix Multisystem while you're at it.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Hey, let's check in on Rocco's OUYA and see if anything's happening!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LdLiCV3RpA

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Hahaha, it's from David Sirlin too. Mind games, now on your SUPERSTREETFIGHTER2TURBOHDREMIX

Actually I'd be unsurprised if he ported that one online version of one of his card games on there because it uses a Unity web client and would be easy to port.

Zeether fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 31, 2013

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

A new Killing Floor game is coming to Ouya: http://www.ouya.tv/tripwire-confirms-new-killing-floor-game-coming-to-ouya/

I bet within days it will get announced for Steam after it only sells 1 copy.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

It's Chase HQ or Ray Tracers without the fun! God, the music is awful too.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

I can't wait to see the results of DigitalAdhesive's argument with James Coote since he seems to be the most adamant about having the console succeed, what with the lovely "demo kiosk" and all.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Flying Car looks more to me like Hard Drivin' with a third person view.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Okay, which one of you guys did this?

https://twitter.com/scrouya

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

The game's going to turn out like a gory version of Rise of the Robots if they actually manage to make it.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011



Yes, I sure am having fun saying OUYA than actually bothering to play on one.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

From the Giantbomb comments:

quote:

I've said it before, I'll say it again: this thing was one of the most AMAZINGLY well-executed Kickstarters of ALL time. I'm not going to call it a "scam," because it clearly wasn't. They've shipped EXACTLY what they promised, they just used words and phrases that were SPECIFICALLY designed to manipulate and appeal to internet elitists who think they're above being manipulated. It was brilliant and I applaud them for it.

Yeah, the console has crappy controllers and the cooling sucks but they shipped what they promised right guys?

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

I'm surprised our friend James Coote hasn't migrated to the comments section there yet to defend it.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Hey look, a shmup on the OUYA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bNnkKacjo

And it looks like crap someone would make in Multimedia Fusion. Amazing.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

quote:

Success is selling more units this month than last month
Because selling 5 units instead of 2 is selling more and that's success, right?

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Uh oh, looks like the Ouya has a competitor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvHSDipzLsU

Edit: ahahaha, "autonomous game creation software" and a game called "Secret Maryo Chronicles" are they serious

Zeether fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 16, 2013

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Gridiron Thunder is only making me want to play Blitz, which incidentally is the one of the few sports game I'd ever bother playing (besides Sensible Soccer) due to how unrealistic it is.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

I just watched the pitch video for Gridiron Thunder and I don't see why someone would support a company who made games titled "Beat Me Up 1" and "Beat Me Up 2."

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Edit: beaten to it. I was trying to access the FTG section and that popped up. Oh OUYA :allears:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Ouya's new solution: Double the storage space! Clearly people need MORE space for Ouya's fantastically poo poo lineup of games!

http://www.polygon.com/2013/11/18/5117226/new-all-white-ouya-system-features-double-the-storage

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Meanwhile on the Ouya forums, they're trying to Twitter spam devs to get games on Ouya. Sounds like a great plan! (guess what, the devs are already getting annoyed)

quote:

@RockstarGames I want to see "Grand Theft Auto III" on OUYA! #ouyagameathon http://bit.ly/1bdVoMP

@RockstarGames I want to see GTA San Andreas HD on OUYA! #ouyagameathon

@naughtydog I want to see "crash bandicoot" #ouyagameathon http://bit.ly/1bdVoMP

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

And OUYA white knighter James Coote doesn't think it's a bad thing: https://twitter.com/JamesACoote/status/408237759019499520

quote:

@higgyC I disagree that it's spam, and I disagree about it putting devs off. Already got one +ve reply from a dev earlier today

He got one positive reply, guys, it's totally not bad!!

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

I don't think Black Lagoon ever had video games, come to think of it, which is sad because it could work as a Max Payne/Gungrave style third person shooter where you do stylish gunplay moves while Revy swears up a storm.

Edit: Someone on the Ouya forums said the Twitter begging was a bad idea, cue the guy who started it saying "but it wasn't meant to be annoying!!" http://ouyaforum.com/showthread.php?8299-How-Pathetic

Zeether fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Dec 5, 2013

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

FrozenVent posted:

Did they cancel or something?

After the GET SOME incident? I'd assume so.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Jewel posted:

On VGX (absolutely horrid horrid event but Valve and Nintendo were making announcements) there was an amazing Mega64 segment with a little gift for all the OUYA fans out there :allears:

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/1eyi38/vgx-2013--mega64-next-gen-best-of-awards
The Todd and Aaron skits are always hilarious, but this one is missing that 2 second shot of Derrick staring at the camera at the end which always cracks me up.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

robertpelloni posted:

I'm going to go to the gym now, thanks for the conversation.
I hope this can help my Kickstarter get some traction!

It'll get traction from being dragged on the asphalt streets of Never Being Funded, USA.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

raditts posted:

This argument sucks, can we instead list the Atari 2600 games we'd rather play than anything on the ouya

Combat and the aforementioned Keystone Kapers were loving boss.

Demon Attack. Easy to play but fun as poo poo. Also the cover owns because it has robot dinosaurs with airplane wings.

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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Ouya spotted at PAX:

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