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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Minarch posted:

Idea people are useless. Oh, sure, you think you have what it takes to come up with the next big thing. Maybe you even went so far as to write it down. Or maybe you just decided "eh, gently caress it, somebody else probably did it."

Well now's your chance to get your idea out there for all the mockery and ridicule it deserves. Who knows, maybe some enterprising young goon will do a KickStarter and put your idea into production. Then when you walk down the aisles of Wal-Mart, you can point to that lovely hunk of plastic and tell your friends how you totally came up with that two years ago.

Idea: Make the US postal service profitable again. For those who haven't noticed, the USPS is losing money every day. Here's how we could turn that around in one simple step: sell corporate sponsorships for postage stamps. We've already had postage stamps with Elvis and Peanuts characters on them, so it's not like there's some sanctity to them. Imagine, for a few million dollars, McDonalds could pay to have a run of postage stamps made with a picture of the Big Mac. They could even do a promotion for 25 cents off your McNuggets if you bring in a canceled stamp. The stamps would still be sold at their usual price, so it's not a matter of shifting the cost. It'd just give companies one more venue to cram their advertisements down our eyeballs. This wouldn't make any changes to the postal system itself, so it should be easy to implement.

I just want to say that, if the Republicans hadn't pushed terrible legislation that was designed to make the US postal service unprofitable then it would still be profitable.

My Cool Idea: Glow-in-the-dark solar panels that can power themselves during the night.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 04:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:05

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

A big hollow dildo that you can store less embarrassing things in, like miniatures and smaller dildos.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2013 21:52

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

An artificial anus

# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 14:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Reverse panini press that turns panini's into regular sandwichs

# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 05:31

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Jonny Retro posted:

Luchador masks for your thumbs.

Luchador mask condoms.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 14:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:05

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Life-sized versions of those dinosaur sponges that come in capsules that dissolve in water.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 08:33

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