SpookyTurtle posted:

Going for a silver medal in this year's Mental Gymnastics is TIO LOCO, performing a tricky gun regulation routine:



(Answer: The government should do nothing)

McDowell posted:

Very much so, but instead of being a condemnation of ATF ineffectiveness and the Drug War, the Right Wing outrage machine has been sending out chain emails for months suggesting that it is a false flag by Obama to justify taking our guns.

C.C.C.P. posted:

The truth is that liberals more or less left Laura Bush and Nancy Reagan alone. Of course, this isn't true to the average Teapublican. They're called Michele a "fat rear end pig" "welfare queen" "gorilla" "angry black woman" "chewbacca" (to use nothing but 100% Grade A TPC quotes there) so much that they just feel in their guts that liberals must have done much worse.

And never discount the guts of your average Teabagger; those same guts keep the rascal scooter industry afloat when they aren't acting as an "n-word-with-3-g's" detector.

thehumandignity posted:

I don't know how a person takes a quote from the Bible, a part of a parable whose message ultimately is "them that take the sword shall die by the sword", removes that quote from its context to deliberately make it seem like Jesus is advocating the opposite of what it turned out he was actually saying in that situation, and doesn't think, "Man, I really am kind of a dick."

I'm not a Christian, the Bible isn't particularly special to me, but that is a hosed up thing to do.

Radio Paranoia posted:

This is absolutely glorious. Godspeed Mr Lahey

Bonus points if you can go through an alcohol-fueled meltdown prior to getting banned and then rereg with a (Re-Re-Re)Reformed Jim Lahey!

monsieur fatso posted:

monsieur fatso posted:

Sorry. Felt bad about that. By the way his message reads, you might be allowed back on? Maybe you're just on probation? Or did you get the white screen IP ban?

ReidRansom posted:

I think you know what you need to do. Someone needs to defend Jim's honor.

Paradox Personified posted:

Just do a password reset if you're not IP banned.
I've never been so lucky as to just get a PW change. Wonder what tools they're using or if they just use Notepad after a short lil' FTP session.

Rambling Robot posted:

From the global feed (censored to protect the innocent, who by the look of it is homeschooled):

"Just got this in from [removed] who we found on TPC. Very pleased with the quality of the shirt. Recommended by our family."

C.C.C.P. posted:

If it hasn't been done yet, make an account called "White History Month", claim that March is "Unofficial" White History Month and start posting stuff about white history. I'd suggest starting off posting TPC-approved stuff white people have done in order to get past the knee-jerk TROLL ALERT reaction. Once you are "in", start posting horrendous poo poo white people have done: Oklahoma City bombing, the Crusades, Stalin's purges, the holocaust, chattel slavery, giving small pox blankets to the Native Americans, you name it!

mpyro posted:

Follow the black hat.

TVarmy posted:

Jesus and Prince and Lady Gaga also have symbols.

TVarmy posted:

Big series of exchanges coming in. Tried to troll a guy, but got sucked in deeper.

Setting the stage:

TVarmy posted:

I regret that I only have but one folder of BBW porn to give for my country SOROSCREW.

TVarmy posted:

If he is, please come out.

I'm getting uncomfortable...

Wet and ready posted:

Boy, that Tim Sr. is on top of things.

I was just reposting, BTW.

TVarmy posted:

Minor update: My BBW troll account's friend said that he'd like to be dressed as a naughty schoolgirl or french maid during the pegging.

That is all.

romeo x-ray posted:

Thank you for your artistic genius. Lots of comments meant Gooneral Sherman kept popping up to the top of the global feed.

http://i.imgur.com/yKCrwa7.png

I really didn't know the history much, but am reassured he wasn't a super-bastard. After Sherman's departure, Garrison Frazier, a Baptist minister, declared in response to an inquiry about the feelings of the black community: "We looked upon General Sherman, prior to his arrival, as a man, in the providence of God, specially set apart to accomplish this work, and we unanimously felt inexpressible gratitude to him, looking upon him as a man that should be honored for the faithful performance of his duty. Some of us called upon him immediately upon his arrival, and it is probable he did not meet [Secretary Stanton] with more courtesy than he met us. His conduct and deportment toward us characterized him as a friend and a gentleman."

I am the M00N posted:

The tea party is possibly definately more savage and oppressive than the people they hate. They say "think for yourself, follow your heart, ARE FREEDUMBS)and then go apeshit whenever someone does just that. All they want is a place where everyone is the same, and want all of the laws to enforce their "perfect vision" of America.

I just love the dramatic irony of how they want to remove an "oppressive" leader, when their beliefs are disturbingly similar to Hitler's. I already know that they love everything he says.

Considering an account by the name of Die Sturmtruppen, to go and make ridiculously oppressive pro-murrica statements, with genocidal undertones, just to see how insane they are.

Edit: Is Southern Gentleman a troll, because I am having a hard time believing that there is a human being who is that insane.

Pththya-lyi posted:

That's loving adorable. He is just the gift that keeps on giving.

fyodor posted:

Fuckin economy man making me do harlem shakes instead of pay for food and clothing for my child.