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Mar 5, 2012

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ViggyNash posted:

OP needs a memoriam to:

-BALL OF PURE RAGE
-Echo Chamber
-Fact Check


And a few other I can't remember at the moment up there with Dora and Diego.

And of course all the various Bowmans: Blueman, Snowman, Fro-man, Beyonceman, Lil' Mikey (?) Bowman, etc.

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Mar 5, 2012

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zylche posted:

So decided to record what I could of the stream and chat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la8fxPRsjnY

I uploaded 720p but youtube is only taking it as 480. Anyway it's readable fullscreen and I'll try to get a better layout for next time, was a bit rushed setting up.

Is that chatroom visible to everyone TPC'er watching the feed, or is it something you set up while a bunch of goons watched? Cause it looks like there isn't a single real person in there.

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SpeedySurfer posted:

:airquote:Dr.:airquote: Sharonrush

:airquote:Fireman:airquote: Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:Policewoman:airquote: Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:Astronaut:airquote: Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:Sailor:airquote: Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:Soldier:airquote: Sharon Schuetz
:airquote:Explorer:airquote: Sharon Schuetz

Basically any job that wears a hat works for this. I vote for this idea.

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Wet and ready posted:

Holy Mother of God, "Dr" Sharon Schuetz writes short stories too.
One of them is Holy Mother of God first person.
In another she riffs on C.S. Lewis.
In another she does frontier dialect, like Mark Twain I guess.

It's nice that the Doctorate in Christian Psychology curriculum allowed her to take electives in the English department :allears:

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Mar 5, 2012

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Quiet Feet posted:

Poor Incredible Hunk; he didn't even last five minutes. I guess they aren't ready to love :(

Frankly I think this country would be a lot better off if we all just added a little "HUNK SMOOCH" to our lives.


This is incredibly :3:

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Mar 5, 2012

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Well, once again the choice to take a semi-reasonable bedtime has left me out of the reindeer games. Oh well. Excellent work last night, Sharons! :patriot:

I just searched :airquote:Dr.:airquote: Sharon Schuetz on the site to see all the fake accounts and the juvenile in me liked "Dr. Sharon Poop" the best. Who ran that and what did you do with it?

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Mar 5, 2012

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So Salon posted a thing today: http://www.salon.com/2013/02/27/tea_party_exile/

Salon Magazine posted:

Who are the names that come to mind when you think about leaders of the Tea Party movement? Maybe Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Jim DeMint, Ron Paul and Michele Bachmann? Those were the most popular leaders listed by self-identified Tea Party activists in a 2010 Washington Post poll, at the height of the movement. You could add to that list a handful of other congressmen, especially outspoken Reps. Steve King, Allen West and Joe Walsh, among others.

And then you’d realize that every single one of them either lost their job or abandoned being a voice of the movement.

I figure there are two ways you could take this on TPC. The first is the masochistic--yet admirable--djw approach of trying to reason with these people and point out how unelectable their ideas are outside of gerrymandered statehouses. The second is to post it and claim that the problem is that Bachmann, West, et al. simply weren't conservative enough or that they only lost cause of massive voter fraud or some such other bullshit. Either way, I bet you could draw some crazy responses out of the woodwork.

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Mar 5, 2012

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Wet and ready posted:

Hi, there, Patriots, anyone want to discuss Immigration?



Wait - facts? What facts?

Get thee to a statistics class, Dave Miller

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zylche posted:

Delivery Status Notification [Failure]: Mailbox Unavailable.

Here's the recording of TPC Daily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ7nIbSuVo

Point out funny times for people to jump to, etc. Criticism over the horrible layout also needed.

The first caller (around 9:00) doesn't mind Chuck Hagel because he's so anti-Israel that the Jewish media won't follow him like they do with Obama, so...huh?

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Mar 5, 2012

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Utz posted:

Oh, and since I've been IP banned, I can't see anything on TPC, so can someone let me know what the donations are up to now?

They are only $21,500 short of the goal for tomorrow's deadline!

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Mar 5, 2012

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^^^^^welp Talorat, maybe you're just effed :(

Talorat posted:

So I accidentally registered an account on this site using my real google account apparently. Is there any way to delete it or revoke access to my google credentials? I obviously don't want my real life being at all connected with this terrible site.

Go to "Account Settings". At the bottom there is blue text on the white background that says "Cancel Account".

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Feb 28, 2013

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WhackAWonderful posted:

Then you must feel terrible for me, who gets bombarded with porn while I post on TPC. I don't ask for those types of pictures that come from here as a joke. But it's common practice for some posters on this thread to spam TPC with porn. How is that different?

Because nobody here is posting porn with the subtext of "hey you and I should have sexytimes together because I'm a guy and you're a girl and so I know you want this baby unnnnhhhhhh yeah"

Here, take a look at a couple past posts of mine from when I was pretending to be a 21 year old college girl to get a sense of what I mean:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3531828&pagenumber=48&perpage=40#post412283990
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3531828&pagenumber=95&perpage=40#post412391828

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Feb 28, 2013

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WhackAWonderful posted:

Simple solution.....report him/her. So just because nobody here adds a caption to the porn they post, that's okay? I see. Interesting.

It's the difference between the Naked Cowboy playing his guitar in Times Square and a guy going up to a girl at a bar and grabbing his junk while he eyefucks her

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Mar 5, 2012

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WhackAWonderful posted:

Apparently, you seem to think you know all about me. So tell me all about myself.

I will guess that at least two of these three things are true about you:
-You would vote against allowing two consenting adults of the same sex to enter into a state-sanctioned marriage, even if they belong to a denomination of Christianity that affirms such unions
-You see voter fraud as a more pressing national issue than the fact that many legitimate voters had to wait in line for several hours to vote due to underfunded county clerks and efforts to curtail early and absentee voting by legitimate voters
-You do not support an expansion of government services that benefit children of low-income parents

How did I do?

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Mar 5, 2012

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WhackAWonderful posted:

A ultrasound is required by Planned Parenthood prior to an abortion. Should the woman be farther along than she thought, the fee for the "service" will be higher. So it's invasive for one but not the other? Parallax Scroll..so you're telling me that 3000 babies aborted every day in this country are caused by rape? Wow, crime must be worse than I thought. And when she aborts, she's going to have worse than that put inside her. As for Nice Davis....you know some of my opinions, you don't know me. You don't know if I'm low income, a rape victim..you know nothing. Everyone on the Tea Part site is lumped into one group. I don't assume all liberal or progressive people hold the same traits and opinions. Why lump us all together? If I attempt to answer everyone here (you're all so friendly) I'm sure I'll be banned for double posting. So I'll leave you to your own devices..whatever they may be. :)

You literally told us to tell you about yourself and now you're upset that I hazarded a guess? What the hell?

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Mar 5, 2012

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I'm still working towards my big achievement:

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Mar 5, 2012

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There's a new donation box up. No deadline, no goal. That percentage bar is going to be at 0% for a long time :allears:

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Dr_Amazing posted:

What's so great about the founding fathers anyway? I know they wrote the constitution but they didn't even both putting in freedom of speech or all the gun stuff. Someone else had to go in later and make a bunch of amendments to fix it up.

The Bill of Rights was proposed before the Constitution was ratified and was itself ratified by pretty much the same group of people within two years :ssh:

But nitpicking aside, your question is still valid, what with the whole "some people can own other people" and "women can't vote" stuff that took a lot longer to fix.

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Least tolerant, you say? :ironicat:

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HollisBrown posted:

So you're really convinced that this real and not a troll? It's just too amazing.

My vote is for trolls trolling trolls, but either way it's hilarious.

By the way, I've noticed that the group of people carrying the torch right now is almost entirely different from the group that was posting a lot at the beginning of the first thread. The quality of the trolling hasn't diminished at all though. Truly TPC is the gift that keeps on giving, and all of us are humble before its bounty.

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Mar 5, 2012

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I keep kosher and don't believe in God. Am I a positive bigot? :ohdear:

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samsquantch1 posted:

There is a nice collage of gore/porn being posted repeatedly on the global feed at the moment.

TPC has invoked the wrath of something larger and more terrible than ourselves: :nws::nms:http://imgur.com/w75Ss9s:nms::nws:

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JohnMeownardKeynes posted:

I have a lot more cat puns where that came from. That's a threat, in that more cat puns may follow as a result of continued

There's a Karl Barks joke in here somewhere

(cats suck, dogs rule)

TVarmy posted:

What the fug is goin on.

Molon labe, still not banned.

I think he's fully integrated into their community.

:3:

Molon Labe is a fuggin champ.

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CommieGIR posted:

I must admit, if Obama went around in a hood Emperor style I'd love it.

He already does :unsmigghh:

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Tim Selaty Jr posted:

So the Tims' news site, http://www.teapartytribune.com/ has a comment section that loads recent comments live onto the frontpage.

Doesn't require signing up, just a fake name/email and whatever you want to say will be streamed live on the main page.



Great find!

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Mar 5, 2012

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Fonda eventually expressed some regrets and apologized for some of her actions, though, which...good luck ever getting that out of Tea Partiers. Not to mention that Fonda's comments (agree with her or not) were her way of trying to end the war and prevent additional loss of life, while the TPC bloodlust continues unabated.

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bunnyofdoom posted:

However, tonight, at dinner in Sacket's harbour NY, a lesbian couple was having what I believe was their honeymoon dinner, and the entire restaurant gave them applause. So, it looks likes the forces of good, contra-tea party have at least a small foothold :unsmith:

That's not how you spell "harbor", you goddamn red :clint:

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Glorgnole posted:



nothing can go wrong

It lets you stream videos from Youtube which actually sort of rocks.

Haha awesome. I've been out of the TPC game a long time, but I may have to strap back up :clint:

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