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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

aas Bandit posted:

Why did this post make me laugh so loving hard?!

Thank you. I have tears in my eyes.

To contribute...go where no man has gone before:



There isn't a single loving thing going on in that picture that I can describe with certainty. It's just an amorphous blob of pixels with no discernible meaning or even identification.

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Koivunen
Oct 7, 2011

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour

President Ark posted:

It was in the process of attempting to disembowel that man's dog.

Pick up your dog, bring it inside. Raccoons actually make great pets.

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004




human consciousness is ineffable

Memento
Aug 25, 2009



Captain Trips posted:

There isn't a single loving thing going on in that picture that I can describe with certainty. It's just an amorphous blob of pixels with no discernible meaning or even identification.

There is what looks to be a Ford Explorer in the background. That's all I've got.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."


Every time that picture gets posted I notice something new and wonderful. I only just now realised they're wearing Star Trek shirts.

The Dreamer
Oct 15, 2013

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Memento posted:

There is what looks to be a Ford Explorer in the background. That's all I've got.

It's a Saturn Vue.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe

What about the crucifix imbedded under his her skin?

(edit) and he's in Klingon makeup?

GAA

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you



Gin Soaked Ape posted:

human consciousness is ineffable

Nah I eff conscious humans all the time.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009



The Dreamer posted:

It's a Saturn Vue.

We haven't got those here; I thought it looked a little odd but Explorer was as close as I could call it. Now on the off chance that this starts a "what SUV is that?" derail, funny pictures!

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Nice braces, baldy.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Sailing the Seas of Cheese

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Nice braces, baldy.

Oof, braces and bald has to be the worst possible combo. The agony of pubescence and middle age at the same time! Add in acne scars so you know his teenage years actually sucked and I'd almost feel bad for the dude and his visorpee.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004




There's a reason they call it Knifecrime Island

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010



The saddest thing, knowing you could pull off the greatest Yoda cosplay but liking Star Trek better.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

2-methyl-1,3,5-trinitroheilhitlerbenzene



My register at work will ask for proof of age when I scan plastic knives. It is the most ridiculous thing.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Our agents are ready!


The Walking Dead TV series has really gone downhill since they dropped the budget!

aas Bandit posted:

Why did this post make me laugh so loving hard?!

Thank you. I have tears in my eyes.

To contribute...go where no man has gone before:


Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006



"What car are we in?"

"FIVE FIVE"

Wade Wilson
Jun 9, 2009

Will a 90's sitcom reference do?


funtax posted:

This just antagonized the raccoon population and resulted in a nonstop wave of attacks. Now the poor guy just spends all day long chucking raccoons down staircases.



What is that chunk of whatever that flies off the racoon and lands on the ledge beside the stairs?

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

El sacerdote de malas decisiones.

Querer es tener.
Tener es vivir.
Vivir es morir.


Chrpno posted:

"What car are we in?"

"FIVE FIVE"

redweird
Aug 6, 2009


Wade Wilson posted:

What is that chunk of whatever that flies off the racoon and lands on the ledge beside the stairs?

Probably some of the dog.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011




...pride parade or Star Trek convention?

Trent
Jul 5, 2004

I've held books before, and I gotta tell you... they don't exactly do it for me.


VanSandman posted:

...pride parade or Star Trek convention?

Just tuesday.

Wojcigitty
Oct 22, 2005
cstm ttle? kthxbye

funtax posted:

This just antagonized the raccoon population and resulted in a nonstop wave of attacks. Now the poor guy just spends all day long chucking raccoons down staircases.



New shipment of raccoons is in guys! Help me unload the truck.



Content:

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.


LeJackal
Apr 4, 2011

Fate rules the affairs of men, and I dare tempt her with this post!


Wojcigitty posted:

New shipment of raccoons is in guys! Help me unload the truck.




I have never been prouder of my nascent gif-making prowess.

Polo-Rican
Jul 3, 2004

granny smith apples -
the worst apples



Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

NAMCO
Let this old man play Tales of Rebirth
IN ENGLISH!

Polo-Rican posted:

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!

You, sir or madam, have an untrustworthy cat.

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK


Polo-Rican posted:

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!
Careful! The internet is catching up to you.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Polo-Rican posted:

That's my cat!

Do you need help? Is the cat holding you hostage? If it's watching you and you can't respond openly post a funny picture of a monkey for "Send police now" or a funny picture of an elephant for "Too dangerous, bide time until later"

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Do you need help? Is the cat holding you hostage? If it's watching you and you can't respond openly post a funny picture of a monkey for "Send police now" or a funny picture of an elephant for "Too dangerous, bide time until later"

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


We're sending in the anti-cat SWAT team!

Stairs
Oct 12, 2004


Polo-Rican posted:

Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat!

Specifically, it's Emilio (Business Cat), right?

Polo-Rican
Jul 3, 2004

granny smith apples -
the worst apples


Solice Kirsk posted:

You, sir or madam, have an untrustworthy cat.

Actually, yes, this is true!

Stairs posted:

Specifically, it's Emilio (Business Cat), right?

Yep! I didn't make a penny off the business cat meme, so can someone please make Bunny Ears Hat Cat a worldwide sensation so I can cash in big time? Maybe something about Confused Identity Cat? Whatever! Thanks in advance!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~


Polo-Rican posted:

Actually, yes, this is true!


Yep! I didn't make a penny off the business cat meme, so can someone please make Bunny Ears Hat Cat a worldwide sensation so I can cash in big time? Maybe something about Confused Identity Cat? Whatever! Thanks in advance!

Sorry, the meme thread is currently busy being freaked out by a fruity nursery rhyme video about sad apples that eating sugar and telling lies. We'll get to you as soon as we're done.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

PainterofCrap posted:

(edit) and he's in Klingon makeup?


I guess that makes a lot more sense than being in blackface in order to do Geordi LaForge cosplay.

bunnielab
May 19, 2005

I guess my point is that even science is a matter of faith




I also cant figure out what a "Zhills Tuxedo" is but I apparently bought it and have now submitted it for expenses.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.








MindlessHavok
Jun 20, 2004

A Vol in the hand is worth two in the Butch


bunnielab posted:



I also cant figure out what a "Zhills Tuxedo" is but I apparently bought it and have now submitted it for expenses.

Did you buy Zephyrhills Water? Those shrink wrapped 24 packs are called tuxedo packs.

\/\/\/ Clearly. I was addressing his statement independent of that.

MindlessHavok fucked around with this message at Mar 13, 2014 around 19:05

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



MindlessHavok posted:

Did you buy Zephyrhills Water? Those shrink wrapped 24 packs are called tuxedo packs.

I think the funny is supposed to be the fresh bronies delivered daily.

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