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grumplestiltzkin posted:
Broken skylight?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 23:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 00:13 |
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:How often do people take photos of their real dolls booty hole? Also I bet there's a whole real doll accessory market full of creepy stuff like this. Now I have a creepy mental image of some guy putting make-up on his doll and ughhh. Someone's never seen Guys and Dolls. No reason to use your imagination, friend.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2013 23:32 |
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suddenly cats posted:Okay, I'll bite. What's the joke here? She is dressed like a can of shaving cream. I think that's it? The middle finger is kind of a red herring.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 21:25 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Surge or nothing. Why do people think Surge has anything to do with Mountain Dew? It was a much more citrus-y, almost Fresca-like flavor. The marketing was reminiscent, but the soda itself wasn't a knockoff.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 00:26 |
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MageMage posted:"Must sport 90's ponytail to sit". What's "90's" about a ponytail? How would a modern ponytail be different?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 07:17 |
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Bolivar posted:The chips seem like Lay's (American) chips with Chinese (?) labels, but the papers in the background are in Japanese. There is a tray inside the tube, necessitating even SMALLER chips for no reason except superfluous packaging. VVVV Fair enough. Still seems wasteful to me; I've never had a problem getting chips/crisps out of a tube, and there's definitely a bait-and-switch element to the chip/crisp size. KnifeWrench has a new favorite as of 18:34 on Mar 29, 2013 |
# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 18:21 |
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Most animals that have receptors outside of the visible spectrum are for the UV spectrum. So its not so much colors we can't perceive but different forms of light we normally don't notice. It could also be colors we can't perceive, though. Example: A flower and a painting of a flower can look the same to human eyes, because we've mixed the pigments in the paint so that they excite our red, green, and blue receptors the same way. But there might be subtle differences in other parts of the visible spectrum, such that a butterfly wouldn't be fooled. The same way a non-colorblind person can detect the differences between subtly different greens in the traditional "colorblindness tests".
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 20:00 |
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Brother Jonathan posted:Someone must have found this guy's wallet: And he's even on the SUBWAY
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2013 00:06 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Does anyone know where I can get big googly-eyes? If anyone else is planning to vandalize a billboard, note that they're probably not going to jiggle much up there. Just make some big eyes out of posterboard.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2013 19:51 |
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stubblyhead posted:We're planning on buying a house soon, and I'm so totally doing this somewhere. That link looks like a mold for pouring concrete or something in though, not floor tiles. Looks like those tiles are just made of laser-cut wood. Plenty of places do custom laser cutting, and if you are getting enough done to cover a whole floor, it might not even be outrageously expensive. This has the added benefit that you could pick a different tessellation if you so chose.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2013 19:20 |
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Bored posted:Is where babby farmed. FYI, there's a thread for exactly that, if you wanted to share this there.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 05:07 |
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She's going to have a really hard time scoring baskets with that ball.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 23:44 |
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syscall girl posted:I thought exposure to cats and or dogs helps build a strong immune system when you are young. This is true, however it's also possible to acclimate to a specific animal's dander (to a degree) over time.
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# ¿ May 3, 2013 23:10 |
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Looking silly in that throne is a foregone conclusion. Aside from Duke Nukem cosplay, everyone was going to look shlubby and out of place. Also, I've never been to PAX, but I'm not going to fault someone for wearing comfortable shoes.
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 21:14 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 23:25 |
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dijon du jour posted:That man's chin is a muppet. I don't know how you noticed that, but thank you and your sharp eyes.
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# ¿ May 18, 2013 15:27 |
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^^^ wow so pilot
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# ¿ May 30, 2013 19:22 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:You forgot sodomy. Nobody ever remembers sodomy. Pretty sure Gilbert did.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 20:21 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:What do you mean free spinning? Like it went sideways instead? Sounds like they meant nothing was holding the individual steps at their present location, so the whole thing became a stair-shaped treadmill.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 16:45 |
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Kajeesus posted:I don't understand why people think this is funny. I understand that coded messages are more entertaining, but the quote itself isn't funny, the coding itself is about as interesting as figuring out something writing left to right and there is no flow or rhythm or anything to reading it. India alpha mike alpha golf oscar oscar november yankee golf oscar oscar november, india kilo november oscar waldorf. May I ask that you consider that the yearbook editor might not have allowed the coded message if it were in plain text? The humor comes from putting one over on "the man" as well as subverting expectations by a young woman expressing desire to "gently caress bitches." Thus concludes my dissertation on that joke you didn't get.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 01:22 |
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Liar Lyre posted:Hey I got my own bad cake story. My brother and two cousins share a birthday so we got a cake with all of their names, Bryce, Alyssa and John. They only got one name right. I, too, always forget to take a picture before I start cutting.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 19:45 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:I know a lot of people who text like that and they're all at least 50. You know how your parents' idea of what's cool is usually about ten years out of date? I think it's one of those things. "DO YOU SPEAK TEEN? Or do your texts look like this?"
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2013 18:23 |
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utada posted:You know very well that they didn't bother calling the NTSB for confirmation. This is 21st century journalism. Actually, the NTSB issued an apology (source: HuffPo) so that part of the story checks out. Still amazing that it got that far.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 06:06 |
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Lest it get lost in address and jingle chat, this is one of the best forced perspective shots I've seen in quite some time.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2013 06:31 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:And that magazine came out literally weeks after he was arrested. Wow. Sure would have been nice if 75% of the image hadn't been blurred, or there was some other indicator that that was the case.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 18:49 |
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Baldbeard posted:What happens faster, a reply because of a ringless goatse, or a reply because of bad trigger discipline on gun pics? Or bad trigger discipline on a goatse?
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2013 00:00 |
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Enentol posted:... You mean charcuterie? Whoosh
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2013 05:11 |
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Angela Christine posted:Okay, now that I know why there is a mechwhale it makes even less sense. If you can build a whale sized mech to fight aliens, there is no reason at all that a human couldn't drive it. In fact humans would be better, because they wouldn't be weighing it down with thousands of pounds of useless meat, and could use all that freed up cargo space to carry more ammo. I mean . . . I don't . . . what? You're talking about people who designed combat shields that easily tip over and pin the people they were supposed to protect.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2013 05:14 |
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Rhyno posted:I bet most of these people are I think we can all agree on this. Tourism brings out the worst of every culture.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2013 18:25 |
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Part of Everything posted:Wrong. The king was actually given a lion pelt, and wanted to get it mounted. The taxidermist had never seen a lion before and had only a vague idea of what one looked like. I thought this as well, but there are conflicting accounts. One way or the other, the taxidermist was not given an intact animal, so I think this version is more plausible. The "pet lion" version seems a bit like an urban legend.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2013 00:11 |
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Kumaton posted:Technically speaking, neither is the Triceratops. If I can't trust dinorotica writers, than who can I trust? It's real, but, as someone stated, a child
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 15:57 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I prefer my version. It's just a different angle. The cop is almost directly behind him, so pictures from either side can change their relative position.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 15:50 |
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Throatwarbler posted:It's also a lovely photoshop I should hope so. Otherwise, she's like 15 feet tall.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 04:59 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
I bet Miss Cybertron was livid. History will not look kindly at robotface.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 19:55 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Yeah, you're right. That's definitely not generic enough of a price tag to be anywhere but Wal-Mart. They must have decided to start stocking CDs with explicit lyrics and create a whole category for "Adult Anime DVDs" in their stocking system.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 06:37 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Mein Kampfy shorts? They sure look like they were a struggle to get into.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 05:47 |
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I, for one, am very impressed that the boat was able to tow the truck that far out of the water.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 06:40 |
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A Dapper Man posted:I'm guessing it's because the pads in the pants are really badly placed and just make the pants look lumpy. I thought they just called some guy over to model them, and he just rolled up his jeans and pulled them over.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 01:50 |
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Buh posted:PYF Page-long Derail that is somehow Even Less Interesting Than Last Page's Anyone here pay fees on their checking account?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 04:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 00:13 |
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Fathis Munk posted:The ads are still loving terrible and I still don't get why they are so insistent on having them. I'm having a very hard time imagining any other reason we'd be talking about Orangina.
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