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I just realized that it's easy to give Sega poo poo for putting Green Hill Zone in every Sonic game, but Nintendo has reused the poo poo out of word 1-1. That exact level layout appears again and again throughout Mario games.
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Keith should play more because he plays like a normal person who hasn't played Mario and Sonic games from start to finish a jillion times. also I'm worse than he is at these games...
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Apr 10, 2013 18:07
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:So when is Keith's avatar getting changed to Luigi? Probably whenever Kyle's is changed to Mario.
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Apr 10, 2013 22:13
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Why would you ever want to use the d-pad and the analog stick at the same time? You've only got one thumb on your left hand! Controllers seem to have hit the limit of their complexity back during the last generation of consoles, I mean look at them.  They all have the same basic layout, the primary joystick is on the left next to an auxiliary d-pad. The four main buttons are in a cluster on the right. Only one console dared to leave out the secondary joystick and it got kicked out of the console war. They also all have shoulder buttons in various configurations. It's pretty easy to see why Nintendo decided to shake everything up with the Wii, even if you don't particularly care for the wiimote. Sony also got no end of poo poo for its new controller design, and all they tried to do was change the shape of it and mess with the ergonomics a little.
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Apr 11, 2013 18:37
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Mario and Luigi would have bagels for breakfast because they're actually from Brooklyn. 
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May 12, 2013 05:57
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Grapplejack posted:Tuna on bagels isn't that weird. You ever try Lox? That poo poo is legitimately delicious. Get it next time you're somewhere with a big Jewish population because gently caress finding good lox anywhere else. It kinda is, because Tuna comes in cans of chunks rather than slices, so if you try eating tuna in a bagel it'll fall right out the middle. There's no structural integrity to the meal.
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May 12, 2013 16:08
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It's okay if you can't finish SMB2. You can just finish a later version that has saves when you get to it.
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May 15, 2013 04:06
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Did somebody mention Super Mario Land music?
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May 31, 2013 04:43
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I don't really understand the point of making Tetris harder, since it's already a game that you will inevitably lose. This is one is probably the worst because as long as you keep playing, you can't really lose.
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Sep 7, 2013 16:08
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This was the very first console game I ever played. I never could beat that sphynx as a kid, but it was still great for car trips.Your Computer posted:"What if Super Mario Land had lyrics"? It totally did An even better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKXzde54HVY
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Sep 12, 2013 22:18
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Hey, if it has a shell, it's just another turtle monster beast. Maybe it's just all the Kaizo lps floating around youtube, but Super Mario World just doesn't look as fun to me as most of the other Mario games. I look at it and it just seems kinda bleh, I dunno.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:46
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When you're a kid writing a paper in school, sometimes you get desperate for ways to pad out space.
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Nov 27, 2013 04:44
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Keep it up Kieth, and maybe you'll get into Amazon Vine.
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Jan 3, 2014 16:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACJBTMrdtro There's the magic schoolbus game you're talking about probably. These things were the bulk of my childhood. Between the games, the books, and the show, I absorbed SO MANY dumb little factoids.
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Jan 10, 2014 06:19
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CJacobs posted:I dunno. Nobody has ever done good second person writing because second person writing is awful, I wouldn't expect it to work here either. I was just saying that it IS written like that for a reason. Choose your own adventure books are kind of second person.
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Jan 18, 2014 17:36
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President Ark posted:It's not a joke, how dare you sully the good name of the GYCL. There is no giant ironic joke that won't steadily lose its irony and become serious if given enough time.
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Jan 21, 2014 22:06
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Where-io
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Feb 26, 2014 15:40
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You guys are jerks for dragging that kid away from his trains for some horrible edutainment.
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Mar 11, 2014 04:52
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TomBosleyExp posted:of course it doesn't loving work Hookworms hang out in puddles, don't they? Seems unlikely that just going through grass would expose yourself to then. Of course, there's still fire ants and burrs. Little fuckers are all over the place where I live.
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Mar 22, 2014 17:53
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Libertarianism is about I got mine, not they got theirs.
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Apr 2, 2014 16:41
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There's nothing wrong with asking for money for producing stuff, especially if it gets expensive after a while. It's not even like they're refusing to keep doing what they're doing unless everybody pays. Maybe if they get enough money, they can build a fort out of Sega Genesises.
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Apr 3, 2014 01:49
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Is this going to turn into some Tommy Westphall thing where every game that has a cameo that leads back to Mario gets included in the LP? Like after Smash Bros you'll have to start working your way through Metroid and Earthbound?
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May 17, 2014 01:37
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I lost all respect for the idea of spoilers ruining everything after Bioshock Infinite and its ending that is both awful and impossible to talk about without spoilers. If the story is really good, then it'll hold up even after you know some of the details beforehand. Empire Strikes Back is fine if you know Vader is Luke's father and Fight Club is still a great movie if you know that Bruce Willis is a ghost. Although with Game of Thrones, there's not much left to the narrative once you know who dies and who has sex.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:40
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Ah jeez. Is this one of those 50 Shades of Gray things, where weird creepy stuff for incredibly niche markets has become ludicrously popular with mainstream audiences out of nowhere?
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Jun 20, 2014 01:03
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I died at the slipper review.
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Jul 2, 2014 23:26
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Your FoodBoyz videos are strangely engrossing.Your Computer posted:So since it's totally cool to talk about it, did you know that LA Beast (pretty e-famous dude who eats stuff you shouldn't eat) did the same thing the day after? He made a lot bigger fuss about it than you too Oh god, you stupid jerk. Stop ruining good food and hurting yourself!
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Jul 6, 2014 04:51
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(granted he did actually.. eat the entire thing)
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It sounds like you might've been better off trying to get a physical CDI to work with. And then you could hack it to pieces with an axe after you're finished with it.
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Jul 12, 2014 00:43
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Hey Keith, you know how with old analog ball mouses, you occasionally had to scrape some gunk off of the wheels that detect the ball's movement? I think you should try doing that.
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Aug 26, 2014 05:41
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Yoshi's Island is really more like a Kirby game. It's okay, maybe only challenging when you're going for 100% completion, but really it relies mainly on charm to get by.
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Sep 11, 2014 05:48
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It's quiet until it gets hit, at which point it starts making really annoying noise for a while.
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Sep 15, 2014 04:20
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I've never had any major problems with a controller, but I'd rather controllers not be all the same like they have been for a while (aside from the Wii).
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Sep 16, 2014 17:48
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I had no idea that it was possible that people would care this much about Yoshi's Island. The game is cute, the baby is annoying, and I guess it has more levels than the last Mario game.
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Sep 25, 2014 01:12
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I never played Picross, but I have played Descartes Enigma!  I can't believe this Everett Kaser guy is still around.
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Nov 20, 2014 07:03
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Fun fact: That was the easiest boss fight in the game.
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Dec 9, 2014 05:48
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Attack of the Clones had a lot of really neat ideas, they just were all horribly executed. The political intrigue was somehow both boring and incredibly rushed, ad Dooku had the most confusing characterization. It's still the movie I liked most as a kid though, despite the fact that I think now that Revenge of the Sith was theatrically superior. Podracing was the worst though. Hey, what if the trench run of A New Hope was 5 times as long, and had no dialogue and lower stakes.
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Dec 23, 2014 18:15
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It was killing me to see Kyle keep going around in circles.
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Jan 11, 2015 16:44
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I'm not sure that Super Paper Mario counts as an RPG even.
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Jan 17, 2015 01:04
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The puzzles in this game aren't even that hard, Kyle's brain just seems to be working in the exact wrong way to solve them, so he just goes around in circles for 15 minutes like he has no object permanence. I won't say this game is some kind of overlooked gem, but it's way better than Sonic 06.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:34
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I don't remember Billy Hatcher that well; I think it was trying really hard to have charm, but was just really mediocre. I think it played like a combination of Kirby's Air Ride and Glover?
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Yeah but the whole selling point of Run Button is that they're flailing around and being goofy. There's already pro-lps of Yoshi's Island out there. This game tends to be a lot more obtuse than most too.
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