Fabulist posted:

Linked for borderline :nsfw: (woman in underwear and nothing else with hands/arms in front of her chest, and a lot of text)

http://imgur.com/IC4SBTz

What the gently caress.

Lady Naga posted:

I guess hollywood has a time machine too since she aged about twenty years between the two events apparently.

Fabulist posted:

Linked for borderline :nsfw: (woman in underwear and nothing else with hands/arms in front of her chest, and a lot of text)

http://imgur.com/IC4SBTz

What the gently caress.

Palpatine MD posted:

This thread has convinced me that the US is totally insane regarding conspiracy theories around national tragedies. Is it some form of coping mechanism?

Eulogistics posted:

Our textbooks have already been revisionated, so most Americans believe that our country is literally the greatest and correct-est nation in the history of the human race. They can't conceive of any actual reason anyone would want to attack our country because we are always compassionate and equitable in our treatment of others, so whenever someone does it melts their brains and they say dumb things.

best friend massage posted:

The revisionism has actually compounded the conspiracy theorism in another way- people are aware that there has been revision, therefore NOTHING CAN BE TRUSTED

Fabulist posted:

syscall girl posted:

Also every foreign war.

best friend massage posted:

The revisionism has actually compounded the conspiracy theorism in another way- people are aware that there has been revision, therefore NOTHING CAN BE TRUSTED

BlazinLow305 posted:

Is it just me, or is there a real hypocrisy here?

ThatPazuzu posted:

If the government wanted to remove some letters from the alphabet or lie about the number of genes in the human genome, you'd never know.

Pope Mobile posted:

Haven't almost all of the people who carried out mass killings obtained their weapons either legally or from people who legally obtained them?*

Delta Gamma Hey Delta Gamma Ho posted:

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough loving ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been loving UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so loving AWKWARD and so loving BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to loving find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying gently caress, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying gently caress, about how much you loving love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the loving year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I loving repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not loving possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE loving NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE loving SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE loving SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people loving retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a gently caress if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do loving NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID loving rear end HATS, IT loving DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW loving WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN loving UP AT SOBER loving EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being loving WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not loving funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. loving. Team. ARE YOU loving STUPID?!! I don't give a poo poo about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU loving BLIND? Or are you just so loving dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE loving LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR loving MATCHUP. I will loving oval office punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a gently caress if you SOR me, I WILL loving ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird poo poo that does weird poo poo during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not loving kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not loving awkward than 80 that are loving faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't loving show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to loving God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a gently caress. Go gently caress yourself.

pathetic little tramp posted:

There's not a specific PYF thread that I could see for this, but it's pretty much in the spirit of Facebook idiots and I figured yins would like this:


via: http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

1stGear posted:

I don't understand college greeks at all.

hate pants posted:

How does he think hard boiling works?

Or eggs?

Or females?

Fabulist posted:

I have a bad habit of adding whoever friend requests me. And going into makeup groups. That combination leads to poo poo like this ending up in my feed.

* snip

OmniDesol posted:

To answer your question, let me pull up a comment from Fedora Douchebag's father, from the previous cited informative status:

"They're all a piece of crazy" really sums up this family, I feel.

The Saga Continues!

OmniDesol posted:

To answer your question, let me pull up a comment from Fedora Douchebag's father, from the previous cited informative status:

"They're all a piece of crazy" really sums up this family, I feel.

The Saga Continues!

Shuu posted:

I had to remove this girl from my friends list finally. She posts some horrible opinion every day as her "debate of the day", and wholeheartedly believes each and every one of them.