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Soviet Commubot posted:I decided to post and see if we can get to the real heart of this issue. You know I vaguely remember a terrible made for tv movie about Waco. The only thing about it that lingers in my memory are the harumph-y looks on the tv actor's faces as David Koresh kept taking their wives and daughters to his love chambers. As if to say "look I know this is the one true cult and he's the chosen one but that CAN'T be right that he gets to have sex with all these women."
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Celery Face posted:Why do so many teenagers say Czechoslovakia when referring to that country in the present? They aren't even old enough to remember it splitting. Ignoring the fact that it's the wrong location, I'm honestly surprised so many of them managed to spell Czechoslovakia correctly. Edit: vv drat, I've never tweeted before and everything else I've seen from Twitter sure makes it seem like there's no spellcheck. So what's everyone else's excuse? :P davebo has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Apr 22, 2013 |
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Pope Mobile posted:Washington has to be the worst at beastiality because of the horse rape. It clearly states they're the worst at BESTiality. So they're just the farther from being the best, which makes them the worst... overall? I dunno I'm from Maryland and AIDS doesn't seem like much of a problem except in maybe two counties, so maybe overall we're the best at bestiality.
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Beard Yawn posted:Let this be your first lesson on not posting on Reddit. That just put this clip into my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ
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Amused to Death posted:I'm more inclined to think slut shaming was why she was acquitted. I mean if we follow the same logic used by the jury, if a drug dealer kills a customer for not paying for coke or something, he has every right to get the money back. If Texas had successfully seceded (say that 3 times fast) it'd be like that movie The Purge. I'm surprised they don't just legalize prostitution so it can be regulated.
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dijon du jour posted:I have no idea what this means. Help! Save me Car Goons! It's something people with diesel engines do. You tune it so when you mash the pedal it sends too much fuel to the engine and dumps a cloud of black smoke just like in that photo. There's no reason for it other than to just feel like a big dick pissing off anyone who doesn't hate the planet. For every smug Prius owner you meet, there's an rear end in a top hat out there counter-balancing them by actually poisoning the air for fun. Also they... hate sluts I guess? I don't know, they look like fun attractive ladies to me. Edit: there is no actual coal involved.
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ol qwerty bastard posted:(Obviously they ignore the fact that nerds haven't been picked on in any sort of systematic way since, what, the 1980s, and that what they interpret as being maligned for being a nerd is actually just due to their own social inadequacies.) Obviously the people bashing girls for pretending to be nerds (assuming that has ever happened) are ridiculous, but are you saying nerdy kids haven't been disproportionately bullied since the 80's? I don't have kids and honestly don't know if schools have just resolved that problem nowadays. Aside from that I think you're probably right, but I imagine plenty of people posting this crap were in fact nerdy kids in the 80's so maybe this situation will resolve itself over time.
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Yeah, basically I just mean that no one now gets bullied "because they're a nerd". "But my co-workers sit around all day talking about their fantasy football league and don't include me because I told them sports are for stupid jock dummies and now no one likes me so I'm totally a persecuted minority!" Please don't post any facebook screencaps of people like that because if my made-up persecuted manchild geek vision is actually real, I don't want to know. Edit: VV Holy crap. I thought it was redundant the way he said anthropomorphized teenage girls since teenage girls are already humans, but they're not even actual humans. They still have horse ears, tails, and wings, possibly hooves? I think I'd rather people write disgusting fanfic about talking horses just so it keeps them far away from actual little girls. davebo has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Jul 10, 2013 |
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As a straight person, I feel there are one too many shades in that rainbow.
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MyFaceBeHi posted:Wait, Obama is white? Since when? Does the fact that she has a white mother completely usurp the fact that he is mixed race or something? You see it's like being Jewish. The rule is if the mother is white then technically you're white. So that's it, Obama is white and no one can claim that racism is over because we elected a black president.
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Are Christians who post things like this even aware that Pride is one of the seven deadly sins? Or does it just... not apply to them somehow?
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Jul 25, 2013 16:50
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I'm confused so I just have to ask. Did you use a circle to block the facebook avatar because of what's left uncovered in the center? Am I correct in assuming that this person's Facebook icon is just a picture of his/her half-revealed buttcrack?
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Jul 31, 2013 20:29
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Tiggum posted:One of my Facebook friends argues that you shouldn't bother voting because one vote won't change the outcome. A couple of other people argue that if you don't vote then you can't complain about anything the government does. This is all Australian? Just remind him that Australia has something like 93% voter turnout of registered voters. If 50% of them just didn't vote... you'd be America.
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made of bees posted:My favorite example of this is people who can't spell "cologne":
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Edit: ^^ bro-walk from the Lincoln memorial to Capitol Hill and punch out a senator.Danyull posted:
They didn't need a permit to ride motorcycles on public roads anyway, they just wanted a police escort and the ability to go through red lights so they could have a nice unfettered drive through the nation's capital on a weekday when people are trying to get to and from work. If that's all they want to do they're more than welcome to join Rolling Thunder every memorial day weekend instead of being some knee-jerk reaction to a Muslim march on the same day.
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York_M_Chan posted:
Man, last year I had a basal cell carcinoma, got Mohs surgery (which took about 5 minutes) and now I'm CANCER FREE! I beat cancer ya'll!
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You all are blowing my mind with people calling you out on not being vegetarians when you never claimed to be. I eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches like every day and I dig a lot of Morningstar products but no one ever "calls me out" when I get bison meatloaf in a restaurant or anything. It just sounds like there are a lot of jerks in your areas. Seems a lot of the hate on either side comes from all this all-or-nothing labeling people do. If I was 90% vegetarian I wouldn't go around saying I was vegetarian then worry about people calling me out on it. I just eat less meat than you and you probably don't care how much meat I eat to begin with. If that "lesbian" wanted to have sex with boys now and then why couldn't she just tell everyone she was bisexual? Is that not edgy enough to blow her straight friend's minds or something? Yeesh.
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Dec 5, 2013 22:54
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Maggie Fletcher posted:Except for, you know, the actual execution of the idea. I dunno, even when she broke ranks and had sex with a boy she couldn't just have the sex, she had to go 100% and get pregnant. She's hardcore and if you can't handle it you can just unfriend!
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Dec 5, 2013 23:16
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The Mentalizer posted:I love that the list of people throughout history who want to kill all the Jews can now count Tila Tequila amongst their ranks. It's just so appropriate. I liked WWTDD's summary of the situation: "The story of Tila Tequila is really the story of Internet social media itself. She got popular for showing off her tits and kissing other girls, then she started talking and everybody started getting bored, and eventually it all turned into Nazi name calling."
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Amused to Death posted:That seems like it'd be the logical answer. He's been rejected, but, in his mind, if this was prehistoric times or anytime pre-feminism, he'd just be able to rape his way to not being rejected, because humans lived all rape all the time prior to the 19th century just like hunter-gatheres left still do. The joke's on him because even if we were in prehistoric times he'd still be a loser and not the alpha male of any tribe. Also women having to resist sex to survive is totally legit because hey you ever seen an 8 month pregnant lady try to run from a saber-tooth tiger?
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Tila Tequila chat: she wrote a song. Guess what it's about? Unless of course the original Heisenburg really created meth and that's what led to Nazism in Germany! (Yes I know he was a physicist and not a highschool chemistry teacher in his underwear.)
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Smoremaster posted:Yeah there's totally no sexism in sharia law. Not to mention homosexual sex is illegal. I mean its nice to be tolerant of other peoples and cultures but sharia law is poo poo and there's no reason not to make fun of it on the internet. Unless of course you're a celebrity and make money based on the volume of people who like you, but I assume she's got enough money to retire if she feels like it it. Ricky Gervais seems to do quite well for himself poking fun at religion on twitter though.
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vxskud posted:Just like most Jews think many of the ancient laws in the Torah and Talmud have no place in modern society, most Muslims think most of Sharia is bunk. Well yeah, I don't think anyone was suggesting that most Muslims are trying to impose Sharia law everywhere any more than we were saying all christians bomb abortion clinics. I did not however track down Rosanne Barr's twitter feed, so now that I see the screencap I don't even get what she's saying. She's saying that left wing progressives are supporting of the anti-lgbt sharia law? That doesn't sound like it makes any sense. And furthermore to disassociate herself from all us left wing pro-sharia's she's going to become Republican who are way bigger on women's rights? Stop being so crazy, celebrities on twitter.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:I didn't know whether this would fit better in this thread or awkward/ugly, so I'm going to post it in both. A girl I know from my lovely hometown posted this picture: I wonder if this girl had the option of just being herself, or actually knowing Taylor Swift but having to go through life with the insane proportions of that terrible photoshop, what she would choose.
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Forgall posted:I'm not sure if this was posted already, since it's all over the internet, but... The #hasjustinelandedyet hastag was pretty amusing. For the sake of people not having to go look up info, she tweeted that right before getting on a 12 hour flight from England to South Africa so she had no internet while the entire internet was getting her fired. The funny thing is, being a PR person, her apology was issued directly to a South African newspaper and really well worded compared to all the celebrity apologies you tend to see after these things. She's obviously a twit but she seems like she's not bad at trying to sound sincere even when you're a disingenuous idiot, which is the crux of PR. Blade_of_tyshalle posted:2 Kings 2:23-24 is the only passage you need know, heathens I think the only bible verse relevant to facebook posts is Matthew 6:5-6 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." I wish all these idiots would go into a closet in post on an intranet. davebo has a new favorite as of 17:43 on Dec 23, 2013 |
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Themata posted:I guess the restaurant decided to stand by They actually decided to pull their products from their stores but as you can imagine their target demographic was quickly up in arms so they completely flip-flopped and put their products back. I know when I go out to eat mediocre food at a restaurant I like to pick up a duck call or camo hat. Ilyich posted:Some muppet I knew at uni posted this thing earlier. davebo has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Dec 24, 2013 |
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kazil posted:I think if you're talking to a person with these name tags, you should probably use "you" instead of third person pronouns... Or presumably you could just use their actual name which if they managed to operate that tag correctly they'd write in the middle bit. I'm thinking if you just randomly see someone on the street wearing those, you're better off not talking to or about them at all.
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RoeCocoa posted:I know, Poe's law and all that, but I'm pretty sure that really is a parody. If it's not, I just want to know what goes through people's heads when they type out an email and the entire thing has squiggly red underlines. I just forgot the second "g" in squiggly and I instantly noticed that red line and it's just instinctual for me that "Oh poo poo I don't want to look like some uneducated moron. I better take half of one second and fix that before posting." These people just... don't have that? Or they see that line and just think "gently caress that! That's just Obama forcin' his east coast educated liberal spelling down my throat!"
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drat Bananas posted:
Every time she makes a post, just go to the comments and put "Matthew:6:5-6" and see how she responds.
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My Lovely Horse posted:I mean during the last song is still pretty drat unprofessional but if you really feel you have to do it during the performance there's a lot worse spots. I'm pretty sure there's a bit where Wendy straight up asks Peter Pan how he feels about her and doing it then would have been both really sweet and holy poo poo there goes the evening and his stage career. On the other hand he probably cleared it with the company head beforehand. I mean, what kind of ticket sales was the Glasgow production of a Peter Pan musical getting before someone did something to blow it up on YouTube? I imagine whoever is in charge felt like the exposure would only help their sales.
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lenoon posted:While Lawrence of Arabia was talking about the Arab revolt to overthrow the Ottoman Empire and restore their nation, land and spirit, this douche is talking about... His car dashboard? I assume he just meant Mercedes ownership. I'm not super familiar with Mercedes but I believe that's the dash and wheel from about a 2012 C250. So it's probably a little above $20k which is pretty average for a car. That's fitting, right? As revolutions go the Arabs were pretty average. I mean they didn't get even get a musical like Les Miserables.
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karl fungus posted:My mother thinks I'm legally entitled to a job because I am an American citizen. I just have to know more about this. Have you ever asked her specifically which business is constitutionally obligated to give you a job? Or are you just entitled to one job anywhere you like and you simply need to pick the place? Or do you just go to the DMV and say you're here to collect your job and they assign you one like a lottery. Congratulations Karl Fungus, you're now a helicopter pilot for those heli tours in Hawaii. Get packed!
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Clochette posted:Would it even be possible to believe in everything in the Bible and follow every law set forth? I imagine there would be a few contradictions. No there are plenty: http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html If only they had sci-fi nerds thousands of years ago who would post on message boards about inconsistencies.
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Leofish posted:It's a comedy, which means anything it does is okay, and it has no impact on society at all. Everything should be excused. Maybe not quite this, but yeah it's a fictional comedy show about a police station. Every character on that show has their own gimmick and I don't know that the "nice guy" is any less behavior that people should see and imitate than all the other terrible behavior. People shouldn't imitate Beavis & Butthead or YouTube videos or anything they see on tv. If their complaint is that he shouldn't end up getting a girl and being happy then I'm fine with that, I like a little tragedy in my comedy, but Joe Lo Truglio has always been good at being a slightly crazy guy, so the solution isn't to make him not crazy. Edit: vv yeah I did read the article after that comment but I'm not sure that anything has changed. The author just seems to want to do away with the pathetic rejected guy entirely from all sitcoms, which I don't see happening. She seems to single out Brooklyn 99 just because it's better in other respects, but I'm not sure why that means it should necessarily be held to a higher standard than any other. Unless she's actually right and there are more "nice guys" per capita today as a direct result of so many stalkers in sitcoms who eventually got the girl in the past 50 years of television. If someone actually does a study proving this then I guess I'd agree we should ban it from television, but like I said I'd be happy with just seeing him get poo poo on at the end of each season just so people don't think it's an acceptable behavior. To clarify for those who don't watch the show though, unlike most shows where the stalker eventually ends up getting the girl he's after, this one doesn't. He ends up (and I say ends up because that's where it lays currently, for all we know it could just be setting him up for disappointment,) getting a completely different girl. I don't know how crazy nice guys will interpret that. Wouldn't that suggest there's no point obsessing over one girl because when you meet the right one you won't need to stalk her because she'll like you too? davebo has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Mar 21, 2014 |
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Angela Christine posted:Possibly some sort of vat grown yeasts? I remember that being a thing in some old science fiction stories. Mmmmm, fungi. Since we're the species causing all the suffering in the world, then we're the only species who deserves it. The answer is clear. Soylent Green.
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Patchouli Patrol posted:I really don't know what's gotten into my Facebook feed lately. This just makes me realize I'm completely the male equivalent of that nerdy/handsome girl responses a few pages ago, because analingus is fine for attractive girls and unthinkably disgusting for fatties.
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Humphreys posted:Isn't there already a word for describing a bronys sexual orientation? Yeah but if you add a Z anywhere in LGBT it's just going to start sounding like a Bill Cosby sound effect.
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Aphtonites posted:People have started sharing these pages like crazy on my Facebook feed: Not that I want to see the images, but I think it kind of loses the meaning without them. Did you use the barf emoticon because they're really fat/ugly or were the pictures legitimately not mind-safe and disturbing? Are you allowed to even show that stuff on facebook or could you not see any real nudity in them? Also why are people just sharing porn links on facebook? Do you win a free ipad for doing that or something?
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