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Dec 24, 2009

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Tim Whatley posted:

This has been all over my Facebook this morning.



Because I can't walk into a Wal Mart and (outright) buy a bomb, probably?

I blame guns too. gently caress a gun trial and gun prison, straight to the gun chair with them.

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Dec 24, 2009

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SCIENCE!



Oh no! It makes the molecules move faster! Why not just heat it up without doing that you loving microwave? You're destroying all the proteins and vitamines in the water cells you dick!

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Dec 24, 2009

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FrozenVent posted:

It's destroying the water's DNA!

My favorite part is the part about the nurse microwaving blood. Because nurses just do whatever, there's no procedures or anything like that.

They do microwave blood though, although usually it's submersed in hot water to heat it. Do it too hot, and hemolysis occurs.

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Dec 24, 2009

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Childers B. Lace posted:

Wops was a catch all term for immigrants. It's an acronym for With Out Papers. My Italian ancestors were treated to such a slur as well!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wop posted:

One famous false etymology is that it stands for "without papers" or "without passport" (abbreviated WOP),[1] widely known to be a fantasy derivation by acronym.

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Dec 24, 2009

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Dabbo posted:



fuuuuuuuuck yooooooouuuuu

To be fair, if a simple cure for cancer were ever to be invented (which it won't) you can be drat sure it wouldn't be cheap, no matter what the actual production cost is. See also: HIV/AIDS medication.

Pharma companies really are comic book villain style evil, just not in the way that idiots on social media think they are.

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Dec 24, 2009

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Tiggum posted:



Click like if you smile. :)




Nobody is real in this world except Mother. Trust Mother. Obey Mother. You have no friends. Nobody respects you. Your so-called loved-ones will only hurt you. There is only Mother.

Ooooh I finally remember where that profile pic is from! It's part of a series of pics meant for child psychologists to determine whether kids can visually asess facial expressions.

So, like the jokes, autismal as gently caress.

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Dec 24, 2009

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SybilVimes posted:

So, uh, is it wrong that I can't exactly tell what the facial expression is supposed to be ?

No no, there are no wrong answers here. This is a safe place.

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Dec 24, 2009

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trapped mouse posted:



This would be a lot less creepy if the person who posted this was actually a woman.

Jfc glad you added your comment because that brings it from dumb to downright creepy.

(it's dumb because no amount of ab exercises will give you a sixpack until you get your fat percentage below 13% (if you're a dude))

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Gross Dude posted:

I work in an all white office where we have a Toastmastes club. Someone was putting up posters to advertise the club and was making each poster based on an internet meme. One poster said, "Trouble with public speaking?" Then, had a picture of an African American woman saying, "Ain't nobody got time fo dat." At the time, I had never seen the video that it comes from, and I was shocked that someone would make such a poster. And, even after seeing the video, I still don't think it was appropriate. So, I completely believe that all white offices don't realize the racial implications of the things that happen in them.

I've had a similar thing happen at my old job, except the poster came from loving HR...

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Dec 24, 2009

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trapped mouse posted:

THE CONSPIRACY TO LOOK AT YOUR WIENER

Seriously though, it reminds me of my friends in college who would tape up their webcams on their computer. If the government's looking at me through my webcam, they're just gonna see a bored face with varying degrees of backlight.

It is possible to hack into your webcam, due to a vulnerability in Flash. Adobe patched it up last year but then again that's Adobe. Luckily some webcams, including all Apple cams, have indicator lights that are impossible to bypass without hardware access, as they are serially wired to the camera, meaning no light = no camera.

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Smoremaster posted:

Gahh, people like this and the Amazing Atheist make me ashamed to be an atheist. We're not all this loving smug. :(

I'm so sick and tired of Internet Atheists, I met a girl last week that didn't believe in evolution and I honestly could not give a single gently caress, let alone contradict her, just not to be that dude.

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Austrian mook posted:

I just don't care. Like, I've had tons of people go, "you're religious, Hah! I believe in evolution sucker!". I just don't even give a gently caress, I don't want to bother to tell you how loving dumb you are.

Well actually the two people I've met that don't believe in evolution aren't even dumb. They know that creation isn't likely, but just choose to follow their religions, and especially: don't care at all. After all, it doesn't make you a better or worse person.

To stay on topic, have some purestrain European casual racism:



e: the comment in moon language is: "is this a joke? because i don't get it"

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Dec 24, 2009

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Lagomorphic posted:

Hitler = National Socialist, National Socialist = socialist, and socialist = Obama ==> Hitler = Obama by the transitive property. This is all totally sound logic.

Democratic Republic of China/Congo, Democratic People's Republic of Korea <===> Democratic Party

:tinfoil:

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Dec 24, 2009

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Almost enough for dumb opinions bingo!

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