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What possesses people to tweet these things? Do their friends find this funny, do they gain some sort of personal satisfaction, what? After doing it, do they look back at their hate speech with pride? Do they think that they're respectable people or that they have the higher ground for doing this?
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Jan 21, 2014 01:11
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Perhaps this is what happens with all the unemployed English majors.
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Jan 26, 2014 08:28
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Seeing all of them reminded me of LiveJournal, and I dug up my old one from seventh grade back in 2001. Full of those stupid quiz results. 
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Feb 2, 2014 02:58
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"I'm not racist but I didn't die on 9/11 so that this country could be defiled by Coca Cola!!!"  A lot of what I've seen on the thread recently reminds me of an old coding project of mine. It was a script that generated Fox News comments. What I'd do is, I'd register as "bob_patriot" or "freedom_man" on Fox News and post comments made by the script. People fell for it. Here is one example, the generated comment is the one on top: 
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Feb 4, 2014 07:49
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Shbobdb posted:You need to share this bot with the world. Preferably in viral form. One day I will rewrite my old bot. It was a fun coding project and maybe I'll find a way to make it more automated. Here is another shot, bot is on top: 
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Feb 4, 2014 08:50
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Tiggum posted:What is a Catholic Atheist? Catholic culture without the religion.
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Feb 5, 2014 07:24
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Looks like a typical Daily Mail reader.
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Feb 5, 2014 08:39
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So if they wanted to be surrounded by Canadians, they'd visit a First Nations reserve, right?
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Feb 6, 2014 06:07
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What sort of people do you need to have on your friends list to get the huge several paragraph rants about things? I've yet to see anyone I know do that.
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Feb 10, 2014 08:46
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All of these random assholes making video game channels reminds me of all the local kids in high school that claimed they were DJs.
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Feb 10, 2014 23:35
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I can't even tell if it's trying to be a parody or not.
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Feb 11, 2014 00:37
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Clochette posted:Some guy from another forum who's obsessed with me is creeping my Facebook page and insulting me in replies to comments I made to public pages. Does reporting him do anything?
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Feb 11, 2014 19:34
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This would make for a hilarious dystopian movie. Even better if the Hamburglar is the one that drags you off to court where you are faced with Judge Mayor McCheese and the jury is made up entirely of Grimace clones. While in hamburger prison you're made to give Nazi salutes to a painting of Ronald McDonald in your jail cell, and if you refuse, they send you through a red plastic PlayPlace slide into a ball pit filled with lava.
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Feb 11, 2014 22:07
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Every time I see or hear the word "bankster" my eyes glaze over and I stop paying attention to whatever the person has to say.
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Feb 13, 2014 06:16
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Cuniculous posted:I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but it seemed relevant. Seems like a great fit for the "poo poo that didn't happen" thread.
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Feb 14, 2014 00:07
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So if humans are created in god's image and there are male and female humans, would it follow that god was both male and female, and thus intersex?
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Feb 14, 2014 01:28
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You can get insects drunk, but yeah, the poor thing probably just drowned to death. Waste of brandy too.
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Feb 14, 2014 23:46
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Stick those on the Myspace pages of people I knew from high school around 2005, and they wouldn't look out of place.
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Feb 17, 2014 04:31
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"helps activate internal organs"
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Feb 17, 2014 08:17
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Wouldn't she get into trouble for downloading child porn of herself?
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Feb 20, 2014 07:05
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Vicas posted:These are high school students, right If they're that way in high school, they'll be that way for the rest of their lives.
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Feb 22, 2014 20:02
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I've yet to see a single one of those ecard things that was actually funny. People share them on Facebook all the time and the most they've ever gotten out of me was a "meh"
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Feb 23, 2014 21:06
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These days you can't work in retail without a resume and references.
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Feb 24, 2014 00:53
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Rudager posted:And 2 years experience, there's no such thing as an entry level job anymore, every job requires a minimum of 2 years experience no matter what it is. I'm lucky enough to have just graduated with two years of research experience in biology, as well as an internship that I'm grateful I managed to get. Even then, it's still been really hard to find a job. It was impossible even before I graduated.
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Feb 24, 2014 01:04
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My mother thinks I'm legally entitled to a job because I am an American citizen.
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Feb 24, 2014 21:02
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davebo posted:I just have to know more about this. Have you ever asked her specifically which business is constitutionally obligated to give you a job? Or are you just entitled to one job anywhere you like and you simply need to pick the place? Or do you just go to the DMV and say you're here to collect your job and they assign you one like a lottery. Congratulations Karl Fungus, you're now a helicopter pilot for those heli tours in Hawaii. Get packed! She is firmly convinced that because I am an American citizen, I can just walk into any retail place or whatever and request a job and get it. This is probably because she grew up in communist Poland and has no idea of how things work here, but she's been here for thirty years, so..
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Feb 25, 2014 02:36
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What was the diet?
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Feb 25, 2014 21:35
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I have some Myspace screenshots too, somewhere on my old flash drive. Back in high school I thought it would be hilarious to make a Myspace profile for some realdoll pictures I found, based on an SA frontpage article where the writer did the same but on a dating site. The reactions were equally gross and hilarious.
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Feb 26, 2014 22:31
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It's hilarious how the implication is that being gay is the opposite of being Christian, as if they were mutually exclusive.
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Feb 27, 2014 17:41
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If the money comes from the government, why is it taxable?
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Mar 2, 2014 04:19
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The one feature they all have in common is that they're all as boring and unfunny as the people who post them.
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Mar 5, 2014 04:13
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It's a stupid Reddit meme. Comes from those loving rage comics.
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Mar 5, 2014 07:29
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I dunno, looks like a pretty solid troll post.
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Mar 5, 2014 21:11
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Dawkins wrote great books on evolutionary biology, and it's quite a pity that he's ruining himself by being a colossal douchebag.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:30
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I'm pretty sure he's far more anti-Islam than pro-women.
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Mar 9, 2014 05:09
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The people who try to make out a distinction between fedoras and trilbys entirely miss the point.
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Mar 9, 2014 19:07
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Basements don't really make sense for city-dwelling loser nerds, though.
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Mar 10, 2014 00:52
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What does "best president" even mean in this context? How can you possibly compare a modern president to one from more than a century ago?
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Mar 12, 2014 04:41
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Of course there's a fedora.
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