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Praseodymi posted:Is this physically possible for anyone to get, or is he sharing a joke he had with his friends? "Intense" = "In tense" = "In tents" = "You go camping in tents!  "It took me a few minutes staring at that post to figure that out and I feel dumber for it. That's the sort of "joke" that would have gotten you laughed off the elementary school playground for being way too lame even for second-graders. e:f;b multiple times
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Apr 26, 2013 22:52
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Regy Rusty posted:I wonder if this kind of thing originated as a method to use Facebook as a legitimate attempt at polling between 3 options. I've only ever seen it used for the utterly banal. Unlikely, since Facebook has actual polls if you want to do actual polling.
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Apr 30, 2013 22:23
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May 6, 2013 03:53
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Pead posted:The bottom one is hilarious, does that poster really think that people chug shaved ice syrup from the bottle right in the store? If someone buys weed killer, gets all the way home, and makes a poison snow cone, there's a lot more to be worried about than the layout of the special items aisle But it's obviously wrong to display items in this manor. The items need to be displayed outside the manor, near the hedge maze.
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May 7, 2013 21:02
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Pretending for argument's sake that these statistics are real, how is it an argument against gun control that stricter gun control in the UK was later followed by more armed robberies in Australia? They... they do know Australia hasn't been part of the British Empire for a long time, right?
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May 14, 2013 02:37
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 How is this image still going around? To make things more confusing, red stopped being into anime a couple years back and is a girl, but still shared this from a page titled "Where's My Sammich". jidohanbaiki posted:So, congrats on infiltrating the ranks of poo poo really dumb kids worry about, I guess? FTFY.
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Jun 8, 2013 18:54
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Isn't DARE the program that just goes around to elementary schools and tells kids how fun drugs are? Even if the rest of the post weren't obviously bullshit, what would DARE have to do with any of this? It's like they deliberately threw in unnecessary extra details for no reason other than to make the story make less sense.
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Jun 14, 2013 06:37
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SpazmasterX posted:Assuming the number isn't a total asspull, maybe they're counting bugs or something equally stupid because we can't possibly be killing a billion livestock animals every week. Do you have any idea how many cells are brutally slaughtered every single day? Your body is literally a holocaust. I know this is nothing compared to this thread's usual content, but I just have to ask:  Who has time to watch this much TV?
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Jun 15, 2013 21:55
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Popcorn prices are artificially kept high by the feminist conspiracy in order to transfer money away from men. It's to get them used to the process in order to brainwash them into thinking it's normal once they inevitably are forced to play extortionate child support. Maybe there's context that makes this not-insufferable, but considering that this guy once started lecturing people about how lying was always a sin and he never ever lied in the middle of a game of Mafia, I doubt it.
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Jun 22, 2013 04:57
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Goosed it. posted:I agree that the idea that undergrads are being trained as Marxist terrorists is crazy, but there is a bit if truth to this one in that a lot if people don't really know how awful Stalin or Mao were.
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Jun 25, 2013 05:17
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Flaggy posted:Im going to that parade, what the gently caress is he even thinking? Turn that post into the FBI. I doubt it's a threat or based on any actual information, it's more likely that that's just how he responds to everything now. "Hey, FBUser #12, want to go get a pizza?" "I sense grave danger at the pizza parlor." "What?" "My Blue-Eyes White Supremacist Dragon reveals a terrible fate for everyone." "Dude, if you're not hungry, you can just say so." "Tick tock tick tock tick tock"
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Jun 25, 2013 23:40
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Nobody says "fatless", it's "fat-free". You can't just make up lovely non-words to fit your pattern.
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Jul 4, 2013 02:50
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Personally, I always start my day with a bowl of delicious FDA-approved Arsenic-O's.
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If radiation is bad because it's like nukes, but bananas are good because they're natural, but bananas are radioactive and are literally used as a unit of radiation, then what is the FDA meant to do? e: Of course if you actually look at what the FDA says it only recommends eating a small amount of fish (max two meals per week) due to the mercury, and even then only from a small subset of low-mercury fish. But apparently what the FDA should have done is outright ban all fish, even though fish are natural. Lottery of Babylon has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Jul 4, 2013 |
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Jul 4, 2013 22:59
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Ularg posted:If they really exist and are hacking then they just find that image and view the share list, right? And then they'll be able to find out your computer's ID 
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Jul 10, 2013 17:03
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The worst my feed ever gets is obsessive anime fans, at least I don't have to deal with the insane racists that you guys all ha In a follow-up post, he expands on his view that people who think Zimmerman should have been found guilty are the real violent ones.
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Jul 17, 2013 02:58
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Read After Burning posted:You heard it here first; only minorities win the presidency. This is why our other 43 presidents have been straight white men. I don't know what the gently caress this is but I'm going to leave it here: 
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Jul 18, 2013 07:25
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Flyinglemur posted:Here's something else to think about : you're seeing it from your own perspective. Yeah, it gets tripped up because the exact same argument could be used to say that these people should be in favor of human/sheep marriages.
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Jul 19, 2013 19:43
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Friends Are Evil posted:I only trust news sources that use WordArt in their headlines. Oh, come on, this is obviously a parody. ...it is a parody, right? (Even if it is, I'm sure it's being reposted unironically.)
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Jul 21, 2013 23:47
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Before we get another dozen posts of people saying whether or not they'd heard of cattle guards, it really doesn't matter because: 1) The first half of the facebook post is dedicated to explaining what a cattle guard is, so even the people mocking Obama for not knowing what they are don't actually expect people to have heard of them. 2) It didn't even happen in the first place because firing private ranch-hands is not Obama's job. It's actually kind of a clever image because, by making the "cattle guards" thing the ostensible point of the story, it's designed to try to get you to tacitly accept "Obama tried to fire 50000 private workers without even trying to understand the situation" as a completely plausible thing that happened if you only argue with it on the "there's no reason for most people to have heard of cattle guards" front and get derailed by that. Have this instead:  
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Jul 25, 2013 11:55
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Met posted:Even if it's true that everyone involved in Roswell is dead, that took place in 1947. If the people involved we're still alive, they'd have to be 90 at the very least. The Titanic is buried at the bottom of the sea where nobody can investigate it, and everyone who was on it... is now dead. 
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Jul 26, 2013 23:07
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Unfortunately, this isn't an isolated notion. Is this really saying that Fox News is one of Obama's diabolical schemes?
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 Naturally, it's a fake that's been going around since 2009. The girl who posted it is a former friend of mine from high school who now almost exclusively posts about the brony radio station she apparently works at. Lottery of Babylon has a new favorite as of 07:05 on Aug 18, 2013 |
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Aug 18, 2013 07:00
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No, it's okay that I'm watching child porn, it was filmed in 1990 so all the "actors" are now legal age   She's in her twenties but shares several things like this per day. What's weird is that she's already shared this exact image twice before.
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Aug 21, 2013 04:46
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Manfrompoot posted:
Based on the comment about how they don't own a pair of headphones, it sounds like they really wanted to listen to their pony dubstep and were fishing for an excuse to do so even though it would disturb others. "Singing along to your music? Time for me to blast some pony dubstep, I'm sure the rest of the office will understand I'm the good guy here."  "Girl at the coffee shop didn't welcome me by name even though I'm a regular? I'll teach her about friendship and wub." "The temperature here is slightly too warm. I'll get those idiots to fix it with more dubstep ponies."
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Aug 25, 2013 21:53
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Some of those remedies do make sense. For example, if you find the skin on your hand turning rough and scaly, and you regularly put your hand in a microwave oven while it's still microwaving, then not doing that anymore is probably a good idea. e: vvvvvv Maybe your corrupt government-approved regulation-compliant microwaves that passed so-called "safety inspections" shut off automatically, but some of us are too awake to use the mainstream tools of Big Micro. Lottery of Babylon has a new favorite as of 08:10 on Aug 26, 2013 |
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Aug 26, 2013 07:48
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Aug 26, 2013 23:21
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Austrian mook posted:At this point Obama could just post like, here's a picture of me with a dolphin and the comments would be "I'm going to loving shank all the blacks in America Race War let's do it boys before they take Are Guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Oh so apaparently HUSEIN obama has time to take phonograph with annimal but not to create jobs for humans???????? You're tax dollers at work 
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Let's not overlook Alyson Hearts Freedom and SomethingSea Trashed.
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 It's still going. Note that red is bipolar and has attempted suicide multiple times. e: changed to timg because long Lottery of Babylon has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Sep 2, 2013 |
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Sep 2, 2013 13:18
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Roblo posted:What a horrible, smug, rear end in a top hat. I got really angry reading that,no idea how you held your nerve. Are they that bad in person? I'm not red, I didn't see the thread until later and by the time I arrived they'd moved on to talking about the difference between medicare or medicaid or something boring. I don't know blue in real life. Ratjaculation posted:Maybe I'm thick but what does "I have a MTV show" actually mean? I assume it means "my head is so far up my rear end that my body has transformed into a klein bottle", just like the rest of blue's posts.
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Sep 2, 2013 16:09
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I gave in to my anger and became the idiot on facebook. I regret nothing.
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Minchin Dupree posted:Fresh off the press: Stocks hit an all-time high on american airlines a few days before, so obviously somebody was buying up stocks using their prior knowledge that... a disaster would soon plunge the stock prices into the ground. Buy high, sell low, it's all pure conspiratorial profit!
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totalnewbie posted:Well, if you shorted AA stock at that time, you probably became rich the instant trading resumed after 9/11. Sure, if you shorted, but the evidence for the conspiracy theory was that the price (supposedly) went up before 9/11, and as I understand it the selling half of shorting wouldn't cause a price increase, and by the time you need to buy 9/11 has already happened.
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Can you imagine having dinner with this guy? "Ah, what a delicious meal-" "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WITHOUT A DOUBLE-BLIND STUDY TO CONFIRM IT AND A RIGOROUS DEFINITION OF DELICIOUSNESS? DIE CIS SCUM" Shannonmcn posted:I thought I was getting cataracts looking at this poo poo. This pops up every few months, but it's funniest when they don't bother to update it. (This year, October has 4 Mondays, 5 Thursdays.)
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Sep 9, 2013 14:56
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Tiggum posted:Nah, he's trying to make fun of the people who call him a racist arsehole (because he is a racist arsehole). Are people who call him a racist arsehole known for yelling at people for using the word "lovely"? It seems like he must be trying to make fun of someone here, but I'm not seeing how he's acting as a caricature of anyone other than himself. For content, Dorkins' latest tweet says "Besides, I'm white & male so not entitled to an opinion." Looking back through his recent tweets it seems like all of them are him being hyperdefensive about accusations of being a racist sexist bigot dick.  See? I'm not islamophobic, it's just that those drat dirty brown muslims really are as terrible as I've always said!
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ratbert90 posted:Remember, you are 600 times more likely to die when going to a hospital where you are already probably seriously injured or sick, then if you use a gun while healthy. Remember, you are 600 times more likely to die when going to a hospital where you are already probably seriously injured or sick, than if you use a hammer while healthy. Now the comparison is even more legit. P.S. did you know that you're more likely to die by being in an old folks' home than by being in Germany? It really makes you think
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