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dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

gco posted:

I found this on imgur while looking for stuff for the stdh.txt thread. I'm willing to believe this actually happened though.

It's supposed to be a pie graph.

I love that when i first saw the chart I thought, "oh that actually makes sense, I don't see how an idiot posted that."

And then I scrolled down some more.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 20:32

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:40

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Kimmalah posted:

That image is total bullshit anyway, because you need employees around when either (1) the machine screws up or (2) the average shopper is too dumb to operate it. If this wasn't the case, we already wouldn't have any human cashiers regardless of the minimum wage because retail employers are cheap bastards always looking to cut something/somebody.

Yeah, a friend of mine works at a grocery store and he usually runs the self checkout. It's sounds like a super annoying job because the machines always gently caress up, you have to card people constantly for stuff, and go get cigarettes. If every store used a bunch of those they'd have to have at least 3-4 people around anyways.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 20:07

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Elderbean posted:

I take it thugs means black.

Also I love how much the word Swag offends people. Like I don't care anything about it it's just a dumb word, but apparently for people it's a trigger or some poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 12:43

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

gradenko_2000 posted:

I know I shouldn't laugh because it's people getting scammed out of their money, but goddamn does it feel good seeing the one guy on my facebook that bought into bitcoins panicking over the value dropping or something

Lets, be honest here. You can't really call something so dumb a scam.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 22:59

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

The moment I saw the news about that duck guy getting fired, I knew this thread would deliver amazing stuff. Thank you.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 23:37

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

PassTheRemote posted:

This showed up on my cousin's facebook feed and her husband's:

Stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

People always talk about how many people are stupid and how humanity's doomed because people support Miley Cyrus and her antics, but I can't say I've seen anyone do that.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 03:17

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

diabeticmoodswing posted:

Yeah, let's sterilize a young girl because she killed her newborn child shortly after it was born. 14 years old? No big deal.

(I'm not even sure the article is legitimate. They name her in the first sentence and she's supposedly a minor.)

Link: http://elitedaily.com/news/world/14yearold-girl-arrested-secretly-giving-birth-bathroom-killing-son-throwing

I've heard this story years ago on different sources and forums, I'm thinking it might be a urban legend.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 04:37

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

The White Dragon posted:

Dude seriously it was a joke, and it was pretty funny at that. It wasn't off-color, it wasn't racist, and it's some classic shitlord humor. It's you, you're the idiot on facebook.

Yeah I don't get getting mad at that, it was kinda amusing. Better then seeing "He don't like da gays and nignogs freedom of speaaach" stuff.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 06:23

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Ilyich posted:

Some muppet I knew at uni posted this thing earlier.

http://ifunny.mobi/i/XkwSHGaa1

Sounds like he was born in da wrong generation!

# ¿ Dec 24, 2013 17:33

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

bonestructure posted:

I am not a car person nor do I know anything about cars (other than how to drive a Honda Civic around) but goddamn that is one beautiful automobile. It looks like a Barbara Hepworth sculpture, it's art.

It's basically the car you get when you have 200,000 dollars for new tires. (seriously)

# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 03:29

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

You forgot to include Jimmy Page had sex with a 14 year old girl. That would be better then the stairway to heaven part.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 23:25

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Well see they're using it to describe "the bad one's" so it's okay! :eng101:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2014 23:36

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

NotAnArtist posted:

Sir, there is no way they could have double big macs for breakfast, those are a lunch item.

That said I will now be taking myself to mcd's for breakfast where I will order a double sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin, thank you for the idea.

Um excuse me, Hard working Americans only wake up after Mcdonald's stops serving breakfast.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 06:08

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Honestly I don't mind "Rouge Beast". It's pretty average as far as wolf names go.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 05:30

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

How do these people not even know who Daft Punk is? You couldn't escape hearing "Get Lucky" last year

Also it's funny seeing people say they're ruining the future of music or whatever when Random Access Memories could pretty much been straight out of the late 70s early 80s.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 22:35

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

NotAnArtist posted:

Smack me down otherwise but the only one that seems obscene is the date grape one. Everything else is just your run-of-the-mill bro humour.

Yeah, this would be offensive if you'd never been in a bar I guess.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 04:57

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

SteveVizsla posted:

You see nothing wrong with combining date rape and grape kool aid, a drink conservatives love to associate with black people?

Are you saying black people are more likely to rape or something? How awful!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 05:21

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

lenoon posted:

The UK version of 'the voice' just featured a transvestite called James (who sang really well). There's already been a huge tide of 'tranny' hatred. Will compile a big ol' list of shame.

Wasn't there that UK soap opera from last month that got a bunch of "Haha dead tranny" posts? Does the UK just have a ton of Transphopia or something? Even more then *gasps* the US?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 21:23

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Kinda off topic to this thread, but during a conversation tonight the Coke Super Bowl ad was brought up, and one of my more close minded right winged friends had no problem with it. (so proud of him)

Really shows how far off some of these people on Facebook are.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 05:08

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

My Bloody Booty

# ¿ Mar 2, 2014 21:07

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Oh god, I feel so bad for anyone working there. "Mah facebook says it's true so you need to gimmie free burrritos now okay!!!!"

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 16:43

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Zero Star posted:

Follow the dream, man.

I have a new hero : :3:

# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 20:07

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Aphtonites posted:

tbh that's not a bad failsafe if you accidently like a video on youporn or something, I'm sure idiots on social media would think so at least.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 23:18

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Thigh Gap posted:

I literally spent $300 tonight donating to PP, NAACP, NARAL, and Humans Rights Campaign with her name/email address/phone number.

I would normally not like someone touching the poop, but I can't argue with donating to organizations for the sake of getting some old lady pissed.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 06:09

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Zero Star posted:

Come on, there are a thousand better ways to eat cheaply than this.

Like making a Grilled Cheese sandwich maybe?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 03:23

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Diabetes By Sundown posted:

This may be the worst artifacting I've seen yet.

It's almost beyond artifacting, it looks more like it was a printed out meme that got faxed to him, which he took a picture with via Instagram and uploaded to his facebook.

Has anyone noticed the racism on social media getting a little worse? Early in this thread it was just the usual "now i'm not racist, BUT" kinda stuff. Now people look like they're just not caring about being racist shitheads and going "friend of the family hahah so funny!"

# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 05:50

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Nightswimming posted:

It's not uncommon for people, especially black people, to use "niggas" as a word that basically means "guys."

It's also not uncommon for white people to use it because they get their race relations from stand up comedy.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 08:35

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

CeramicPig posted:

I lived with her for a year and never noticed or heard her say anything about this.

I'm not an expert (just someone that has/had pretty bad scoliosis), but I don't think scoliosis does that. like it might affect the angle of your legs, but not the actual length.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 00:14

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

glowing-fish posted:

This one surprised me because it really isn't that stupid.

The idea that criminals are going to be scanning the bumpers of cars for information on people to stalk and rob is a bit far-fetched, but if the idea is "stuff you casually mention or display can be used against you, so be careful", it is actually kind of good advice.

You think that someone that paranoid wouldn't be on Facebook of all loving places.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 04:29

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Actually guys if you pay REALLY close attention to the subtext of the movie you will see that Frozen is actually a deep and mature storyline that pretends is for kids but they put some dark stuff in there for us Brozen to find and sperg out about. Now if you'll excuse me i have fanart to draw. :

In all seroisness what is the deal with Frozen? I've heard good things about it but what's the hype about?

It's an above average Disney movie. Something that doesn't happen much usually anymore.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 01:34

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:40

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Natalie Fartman posted:

edit: one of the first faux pas I did here was order a glass of water and then immediately pick it up and drink it before the waiter could put the straw in it. Straws with all yo drinks.

My family never uses straws, and when we go out to eat and my mom tells them not to give us any straws the waiter looks at us like were crazy. I don't get the whole straw thing either.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 20:51

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