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Araenna: Dec 27, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

"Mum support earn from homes?" Is this person's first language English? Does this mean like, that moms aren't earning support from home, or that they should be working out of their homes, maybe? Or are? Or what? It isn't really parsing here.
"five year old's" (maybe having to do with the "sick" near by? Still, sick five year old's what?)
"nine/thirteen" I heard something about someone wanting to lower the age, but to nine? Is that a real figure being thrown out there?
"watered down" near "child" and "pornography". Watered down child pornography? Do they think it should be more hardcore?
"female students" Is that related to the "glamorize" kinda near by? How? Are they like, making the school uniforms into cocktail dresses or something? Mandatory lipstick?
"forced adoption" On there three times! I know it has to do with allowing gays to adopt, but I can't help but picture these poor people with like, ten kids being forced to adopt yet another. Or some man in black ripping a five year old out of the arms of his mother, to give to some gay couple.

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Araenna: Dec 27, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I have only ever heard of wop as a slur against Italians here in America. My mother is second generation Italian, for the record.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 19:39

Araenna: Dec 27, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

PringleCreamEgg posted:

I saw that this guy posted some comments on a police brutality video and figured he'd have a lovely opinion but then it turned out to be worse than I thought. This dude is the biggest piece of poo poo I know. He's dating my girlfriend's sister and she has completely changed her personality and gotten rid of all her friends since a lot of them were gay or black, which he doesn't tolerate. Also he has a son in another state he hasn't seen in like six years or something. I only have him on facebook so I can get poo poo like this to send to any prospective employers he tries to get to make sure he gets fired.

The yellow name is completely readable, FYI.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2013 01:32

Araenna: Dec 27, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

fullroundaction posted:

Got some gold today.

Shared unironically (I'm in the south). There are a lot of people trying to show reasonable dissent in the comments but the Christers are in rare form today.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=771190809559054&set=a.113654295312712.17452.111719765506165&type=1&stream_ref=10

e: Bonus: the group is called "Empowered Women of Faith & Purpose"

Argh, don't go there. Don't read the comments people. It's terrible.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 03:38

Araenna: Dec 27, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Obligatory Handle posted:

A guy I used to hang out with long ago posted this today, a dumb list of "I am a foreigner and I'm telling you how fat and stupid your country is" bullshit. Many eye rolls to be had.

http://m.tickld.com/x/20-weird-things-about-america

My favorites are the inability to do basic math when working with sales tax, the inability to look up tip etiquette in the country your visiting, bathroom insecurity, the persecution of jaywalkers, and "What's the deal with bread in America? I mean, who needs it that sweet? Are we eating dessert or a sandwich here? I mean, come on? What's the deal?"

I'm a bit curious about a few of these. Like, what does #6 mean? That we use cars more than public transportation, and therefore have.. roads? Or #9, isn't that just a normal language difference? And how is it weird to have a law to put fault on the pedestrian if they walk in front of a car?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 20:43

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