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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Someone needs to take a picture of this post and repost it. I don't think it's had enough crap cycles yet.

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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Picnic Princess posted:

And they'd also be the first one to re-post "Welfare is for lazy bums! Socialism is evil!" I bet you anything.

Don't you see? They were so brave to re-post that.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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cptn_dr posted:


Jesus gently caress guys, can we not?

The 8 year old that died was a boy, for one. That's just the top of the problems with that though.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Defenestration posted:



Stroke has a new indicator:

Inability to MS paint!

I like that the solution to solving strokes is to have a stroke.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Gays don't pay taxes

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Yay, it's a teenager who thinks they know how the world works. How precious.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Nikaer Drekin posted:

I think you missed something! :ughh:


Wow. Sounds like she's Just-World Fallacy: The Person.

Quacks like a duck, walks like a duck...

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Celery Face posted:

Why do so many teenagers say Czechoslovakia when referring to that country in the present? They aren't even old enough to remember it splitting. :psyduck:

It's much cooler to say than just Czech Republic!

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Went from taxing violent video games to OBUMMER in no time flat.


Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Regalingualius posted:

They probably just want the first successful impeachment of a President to go to onea'em good-for nothin' Dems. :smug:

'Course, I kinda then wonder what their reaction would be if you bring up Nixon.

Wouldn't you know it, we already know what they'd say:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Texas passed a bill that would drug test potential welfare recipients. Guess what that did!?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152863361060323&set=a.10150100161800323.383950.340393855322&type=1

Look at the comments on that post. "Can we outlaw cell phones too?" loving hell.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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I am also a perfectly rational human being.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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I get all my news from ireport.cnn.com

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Don't want no strawberry quick killi my chillen

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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nippythefish posted:

These stupid "lucky day" things are getting more and more effortless.



fungus shiue. Sounds itchy.

Sounds like a disease I'd catch eating dodgy Thai food.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Hey guys, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN PREVENT HEART ATTACKS BY DRINKING WATER AT CERTAIN TIMES OF DAY!? :supaburn:


Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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This. This is the dumbest thing.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Yes thank you for this great and pointless advice

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Preem Palver posted:


This woman constantly shares anti-government aid macros. I just wonder when she'll realize that she's a part-time USPS route carrier that depends on government aid and money from her rich socialite in-laws for keeping their crazy son (her husband) out of the news. (The answer is never.)

You don't understand, Preem. SHE needs the money. It's all these other poors that don't.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Don't forget about your perfect teeth that are never duckling painful and only regenerate once per lifetime!

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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

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Over the past week or so, the power has been going out in parts of my hometown, with different power companies and extreme weather conditions. Of course, this all means it's a conspiracy:




Not anonymizing anyone because they're posting on a public page.

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