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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Mystique

"Well, Raven, my name is Curtis, and that mead you're drinking is my homebrew. You probably wouldn't be surprised if I told you that it wasn't normally carried at the Market here in North Carolina." Curtis tipped down the brim of the UNC cap he was wearing as he continued, "Well, anyway, I called your Doctor friend up in New York City. Put me right through, which I can't say I exactly expected. He said to tell you Mister Stark had his people on the way. So, what, are you some kind of Avenger or something?"

Stark Tower

Beast's fur stood up for a second, as it generally did when he felt like he'd committed a faux pas. "How rude of me," Hank said, "Stephen, Hercules, this is Sooraya Qadir. She is a student of mine who is in New York City for the time being. I felt it was my responsibility as her teacher to offer her the Avengers' hospitality while she is here. Sooraya, Doctor Stephen Strange and Hercules. Once we get you settled, I'll introduce you to everyone else. Now, come on up. I can see the lobby receptionist starting to give me a look for having to hold the elevator this long."

Black Cat

"I prefer 'mechanically augmented human,'" Dan said. "'Robot' comes from the Polish word for 'worker.'"

"Look, she's sorry," Spider-Man explained, "Both for the break-in and the language thing. I had that conversation with Cable, myself. And he was right, I needed to check my privilege. So, just, I guess send her with me, I'll talk to her, we'll get the situation straightened out. I'm a Reserve Avenger, you can trust me. She'll even tell you how she got in, so you can address that security gap. Right, Cat?"

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 23:37 on May 13, 2013

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Mystique

"Well, thank you, Curtis, for sharing your best. An Avenger, well, now that would be something." Mystique grins. "Here, help me up."

When Stark's men arrive, Mystique is in the farmhouse's small kitchen, talking and laughing with Curtis and his wife. They're bonding over cups of mead, and there's a half-made apple pie worked over on the table. "Thank you very much, Curtis and Anna. I'll be back for that roast hen! And remember, thirty minutes at three-seventy-five, then do over the crust with the simple sugar. And don't forget that account at BoA, it's the least I can do: mead that good demands a good home."

As Mystique walks out with the men in suits, she asks them: "So what is this about, anyway? Any ideas? Because if nothing else, my fee for falling out of an airplane starts in the low tens of millions, and Stark can pay it in unmarked non-sequential bills."

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Immortal Iron Fist
PP:6

"Ahem, well that seems to have done it."

Somewhat flushed from the mild transfer of healing energies, he clapped his hands and stepped forward to open the door for Agent Drew.

"Let's take a look here. Her name is Moonstone right? Is that an alias?"

Looking up the relevant wikipedia article beforehand just in case Iron Fist kneels and lifts Moonstone's head, allowing the healing energies of his chi to wash gently into her as he speaks quietly but firmly, bringing her carefully to the edge of consciousness.

"Dr. Sofen? Do you know where you are right now, Dr. Sofen? You've been hit with a mystical energy wave, but you should be alright. My name is Danny, Danny Rand and I don't regret hitting you but as a reasonable man I'm hoping you can be reasonable too. You attacked the Congressional Mall, and attempted to assassinate members of Congress which I think technically might be some sort of treason. But the motivation behind your attack doesn't make any sense. Why would the three of you just walk up the Mall, guns blazing? What was your real objective here?"

Y'know if I were smart I would have also spent some of that PP to give her a different type of Stress (like emotional) to make this sort of interrogation easier, or have added some sort of complication onto that roll earlier when I one-shotted her. Instead though I'll roll to create a Complication: Hot flash. It's not anything weird or kinky, she's just really flushed and kind of... really uhm. Hot. It's the poorly dispersed chi-energy, not a High Bridge Effect flash of attraction I swear!

Buddy 10=1, Young Dragon d8= 3, Psych Master d8=2, Enhanced Stamina d8=4 4+3= 7 d8 effect. There's a 1 there for you.

Pass to Jessica Drew. Sorry, I was hoping to do something helpful so that your thing with the phermones and SHIELD authority would have a better shot.

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

Hercules

Hercules gives Dust a warm smile and bows his head. "It is an honor to meet you, Dust. You have a warrior's heart and it was my pleasure to do battle alongside you!" He starts to head inside to alleviate poor Henry's stress over the elevator. "Let us watch what our companions have to say on the C-SPAN, and discuss the great deeds yet to come! I will fetch the wine!" He looks to Henry, "Don't worry, I will behave myself in front of your student, Hank." He claps the furry mutant lightly (for him) on the back.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Doctor Strange

"Yes, the sooner we see what Tony has to say the sooner we can plan how best to pull his foot out of his mouth."

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Black Cat
XP: 1; Affiliation: Solo d10; PP: 0; Stress: d6 Emotional;
"Oh, Pete, sometimes you're just no fun at all." Cat thought, as Spider-Man excused her. As Dan removed the zip-cuffs, (Not that she couldn't have gotten out of them anytime she wanted, mind you,) she added in reluctantly, "Uhm, yeah, sure thing. Just don't be too hard on Mr. Luntz. It's not his fault I'm so charming."

Black Cat filled Dan in on the security hole she'd exploited, omitting a few key details, just in case. She wished him luck apprehending Chameleon as she and Spider-Man exited onto a balcony through the lounge in the nearby living quarters. The place had a hollow sense of modern elegance which showed that Mr. Stark wanted to be perceived as a man of refinement, but also that he had more money than class. The stack of AC/DC CDs near the $10,000 stereo system made the point very clear.

"So, thanks for the bail-out, hot-shot. I'll have to think of a way to pay you back. And look, before you say anything, I already know 'stealing is wrong' and all that. I'm sorry to use you like this, Pete, it's just not as easy for me to blend in to the humdrum of civilian life as it is for you. And my particular set of skills tends to attract a very specific sort of client. So yes, I took a break from following the rules to try and make ends meet. I guess that was wrong of me. It won't happen again, I promise." It felt good to get that off her chest, even if she didn't really mean all of it. But heroics just don't pay out, and the fact of the matter was Felicia Hardy and the Black Cat were the same person, unlike Peter Parker and Spider-Man. He never did quite understand that, but then again, she never understood him either. With a look of genuine regret for dragging him out here, Felicia waited for Peter to respond.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Washington D.C.

From outside, the two could hear Tony switching formats to brief Q&A, probably to keep people from crowding into the Capitol building, giving the other two time to work. "You, in the hat, go. ...Is Iron Fist single? I don't know, probably. Next question."

In response to Danny's questioning, Moonstone looked up at him with wide eyes, gently placing one hand on his wrist. "Danny, if you want to know what our plans are, you should probably talk to someone who knows more about them than me." She motioned quickly with her eyes, directing him to look to Spider-Woman.

Danny lost his roll by a lot, if you are wondering.

North Carolina

Mystique ducked into the back of the Stark Industries sedan sitting out front as Curtis and Anna wave from the porch. One of the two men held the door open for her, either out of politeness or concern for her arm.

"Dr. McCoy is waiting for you back at Stark Tower. We'll be en route shortly." The driver said.

"We should have you back in two hours, or on the roof, at least." The second added. The car started to shake a little as it lifted off the ground, which was apparently atypical based on the second the driver what was wrong with his steering today. Moments later, they'd sorted out whatever the problem was and were heading skyward towards New York City.

Stark Tower

You take that back, Cat. AC/DC rocks.

"I don't want to have to do this again, Felicia," Peter said. "I know that we're friends, but honestly, I know a lot more about what Tony is doing with Extremis than whatever you were going to do with it. Do you realize how dangerous it would be if you'd actually succeeded? What's next, are you going to steal the Super-Soldier Serum so you can deal it on the street to anyone who comes by and thinks, 'gee, sure would be neat if I could crush a man's spine like a Pringles can!' or something?"

"This isn't the only way you can apply your skills. You know, the first time I was asked to be an Avenger, I turned it down after finding out there was a stipend, because I was worried I'd have to cash checks that said 'memo: thanks for being Spider-Man.' When I told this to Hank, he laughed and told me I could have just made it out to 'cash.' There's other solutions out there rather than just stealing-for-hire. Why don't you work with SHIELD?"

Before Felicia could answer, though, they heard the chime of the express elevator arriving on the penthouse floor.

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 10:45 on May 14, 2013

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
Dust

The endorsement of noted Greco-Roman culture hero Hercules was reassuring. And hey, she had just fought alongside some of the Avengers- and won! There was still a sense of being far out of her depth, but the express elevator ride was much more comfortable than the one she'd taken solo earlier that day.

"It seems incredible that Tony Stark can speak to the government, run his company, and be an Avenger all at once- and all out of the same building," she chattered. "At the Mansion we take classes along with training and missions, but this tower is so much more organized, especially lately..."

The ding sounded and the doors opened up to the penthouse floor. She was about to add '...and more luxurious' just from a glance at the furniture, but her eyes wandered to the pair on the balcony first.

"Spider-man!" she blurted in surprise, and immediately clapped a hand over her mouth as her eyes went wide.

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Immortal Iron Fist

Staring at her hand in bemusement, he waits until the last of the healing energies have worked their course and brought her back to consciousness before helping Moonstone up to a sitting position.

"Here, lean against the wall. You're probably going to be a bit light-headed for a little while but otherwise totally fine. But really, unless your plan was to make a mess, cause a distraction, and get caught I can't make heads or tails of it. Is there another member of your group we haven't seen yet? Also did you, did you just try to kino escalate me to level 2?"

He looks up Agent Drew, back down at Moonstone's hand still on his wrist, becomes aware of how this might look from a certain perspective, and coughs mildly in embarrassment.

"Ah... we watched a documentary on PUA yesterday, Stephen Strange has the weirdest taste in Tv."

Yeah with a roll like that I can't imagine this went well. Hopefully Spiderwoman will have better luck than I. Also I'm blaming Dr. Strange for any PUA pseudo-pyschology terms I may or may not actually know and continue to use for the purposes of this scene.

Puppies are dicks fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 14, 2013

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

Hercules

"Remind me to tell you some of my more colorful stories regarding Professors Worthington and Drake sometime, Sooraya." He gives her a conspiratorial smile as he warmly recalls his days with The Champions. As the elevator doors part, Hercules sees Spider-Man and his lovely companion, the Black Cat. "Ah! So are these some of our teammates! Well met, Spider-Man, and the courageous...I'm sorry, but I don't know you. I, of course, am the Mighty Hercules!" He extends a hand to her and waits for an introduction.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Mystique

As the flying car approaches Stark Avengers Tower, Mystique bangs on the driver's seat. "Hey, stop here. I have something I have to do."

The car sets down in a small alleyway just outside the plaza (and safely away from protestors), and Mystique gets out. "Go on ahead, I'll meet you inside the tower."

The shapeshifter changes into yet another famous form, and walks towards the protestors. Turning the corner on the crowd is not Mystique herself, nor some secret identity, but Magneto, world-wide terrorist leader and famous villain. Magneto is tall and imposing, and dressed in his famous garb, complete with mind-protecting helmet. He doesn't speak, doesn't stop, but just walks through the crowd (or what's left of it) and into Avengers Tower, the crowd stilling in his wake. It's sure to make the five-o'clock news, just as Mystique wants it.

Heading through the revolving doors, Mystique lets the illusion go again. When she's through, she's back to being herself, holding the metal helmet in one hand, and a pistol at the other. "That thing is always so heavy." She points it at the receptionist and asks: "So, what did Henry McCoy want me for?"

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Black Cat
XP: 1; Affiliation: Solo d10; PP: 0; Stress: d6 Emotional;

"Work with S.H.I.E.L.D. huh, Spidey? I'll do you one better…" Cat thought as she reentered the lounge with a devious grin. She approached the son of Olympus, and delicately offered her hand and a curtsy. "It's truly an honor to meet you, Hercules! It's not everyday I meet a god after all." With a mischievous glance over her shoulder at Spider-Man, she introduced herself. "You can call me Black Cat. I'm the latest addition to the Avengers team..."

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

Hercules

The large man smiles, very pleased at the company he finds himself in by rejoining his erstwhile comrades, the Avengers. He takes her hand and kisses it with an old world charm all his own. "A pleasure to meet such a beautiful hero. Spider-Man, will you and your lovely friend join us in our libations? We were about to turn on the television to see what our gracious host is up to. Apparently he is making some fuss on the C-SPAN at this time." Without waiting for a response Hercules heads for the bar and begins lining up glasses to pour some of Tony Stark's finest wines and liqueurs, looking to the others for their drink requests, though wisely passing over Dust with his bartending.

potatocubed
Jul 26, 2012

*rathian noises*
Jessica Drew
0 PP, d6 physical stress

"You'd think that Dr Strange sees enough eldritch weirdness that he wouldn't feel the need to watch Earth television," Jess says, shrugging. "As for you..."

She crouches next to Moonstone.

"You know how it is, Karla, never let the left hand know what the right hand's doing, wheels within wheels, and so on. I can probably find out what you were up to with a bit of work - or you could just tell me and I'll see what I can do to make your stay with SHIELD a little bit easier. After that Raft breakout, super-prisons are getting even nastier."

Going to spend my PP to turn Moonstone into a covert resource for next scene: Moonstone's Secrets d8, or something like that. Also claiming 3 XP for 'giving orders to SHIELD agents in the heat of battle' last scene.

potatocubed fucked around with this message at 23:52 on May 14, 2013

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Stark Tower, Lobby

The receptionist's hands flew upward as Mystique levelled her pistol. "I don't know, he just told me to buzz you up when you got here, and you walk in and point a gun at me," she responded. "I mean, you're in Avengers headquarters, so this must be some kind of prank or something that is being pulled, right?" She forced a weak laugh. "I mean, what kind of crazy person breaks in, at gunpoint no less, to somewhere they're invited?"

Stark Tower, Penthouse

"Well, I'm apparently sort of out of touch with what's going on with this team..." Spider-Man admitted. "Guess that's what Reserve status will do to a guy. Now, what's going on with Tony?"

"He and Iron Fist were escorted to a Senate meeting by a SHIELD agent," Hank explained as his large, clawed fingers experienced difficulty with Tony's remote control. "I understand it had something to do with the events back in Oklahoma, but... dear, I hope Tony does not have everything here on this scale. WHITNEY? Can you turn on the television for me?"

The same disembodied voice responded, "Absolutely, Dr. McCoy." The screen flashed to life, displaying live footage of Tony Stark standing on the capital steps, taking questions. A ticker scrolled by at the bottom, recapping the days events with a dryness that belied the dramatic turns that had gone on today.

"We should have recorded it," Spider-Man commented, "reading this ticker on the bottom spoiled all the twists, like Danny making that senator look like a goon."

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Mystique

"A lot of them, in your kind of work. If you can't cut it, you might want to go back to the bank at First and Main, miss." Mystique heads into the elevator and waits for the receptionist to send her to the appropriate floor. After exiting to the penthouse and seeing the luxury of Stark's money (and the motley crew arrayed in front of her), two words escape her: "Oh my."

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
Dust

She was just getting over being starstruck by Spidey- asking for an autograph wouldn't be appropriate, but still, he was an NYC celebrity in his peculiar way. It was only once she'd settled in, reading the news ticker and starting to warm up to the atmosphere, that another celebrity entered the room.

The ding of the express elevator caught her attention. Dust looked away from the 72" plasma screen and instantly recognized the mercenary-looking blue woman from a dozen file photos in Mutant History and combat recordings in the Danger Room. She stood up immediately, adrenalin flowing. "She is not supposed to be here," she managed to announce, ready to burst at a moment's notice.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Washington D.C.

"I know how you work," Moonstone responded, "It's not really that different from how we work. I don't trust you to keep your word, but... I suppose I don't have any other choice, do I? All right. I took a job. I don't know from who and I don't know why. I didn't even know these other two guys would be with me until we met at the rendezvous. The only reason I'm telling you anything is because I was promised backup and it never showed. A lot of it, in fact. Electro seemed to think he would be attending a Sinister Six reunion. I was supposed to shoot some things up, grab a Senator who was straggling, and use him to buy time until the rest of the party showed up."

She waved dismissively to the entrance, where Iron Man was answering questions about whether or not the Avengers would have an animated series based on their exploits, and if so, who would voice each character (every Avenger got the same answer, Gilbert Gottfried.) "As you can see, that didn't happen, so I don't think that anyone will be trying to break me out. Therefore sharing with you is my only chance."

Stark Tower

Beast raised both hands to everyone. The penthouse suddenly seemed... rather crowded to him. "Everyone, just calm down, please. Things are moving very fast, and we need to take stock." He theatrically took a deep breath. "Now if everyone would kindly take a deep breath with me..."

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Mystique

Mystique takes in a deep breath as instructed, pushing out her cheeks comically, then exhaling in emphasized motion. "Hey, uh, Professor? It didn't work." Mystique walks across the room and hugs Beast as best she can, tiny in comparison to Hank. Then she takes her other arm and gives him an affectionate noogie. "Hi everyone! I'm Mystique, murderer-mercenary and mutant terrorist internationally wanted by INTERPOL. Henry here - you might know him as the Big Blue Softie - asked me to come in. Why, I don't know. Why don't you tell us, Professor?"

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Beast's fur bristled and he suppressed an urge to literally snarl at her. "My, this is awkward... there was a reason I asked you to meet us on the roof," Hank said, trailing off. "Raven, do you always announce yourself like this? I've seldom been on the run, but I thought the key was not to call attention to the fact you are a wanted criminal."

The TV at the time was in the middle of Tony's latest question, something about whether or not he would give out Iron Fist's phone number, when it cut back to a news desk and a put-upon looking anchor. "Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this... um, breaking news from Washington for more breaking news, this time from New York City," he started. The screen switched to handy-cam footage of what was clearly Magneto walking into Stark Tower. "The mutant terrorist Magneto, whose whereabouts have been unknown since his last confrontation with the mutant band known as the X-Men, has resurfaced, entering the headquarters of the New Avengers. The fact that his arrival comes shortly on the heels of Tony Stark's declaration that the Avengers have reformed and seek to reestablish global security cannot simply be a coincidence. We will be reporting the news as it arises, but at this point, we can only assume that Stark Tower and everyone inside is in danger."

The ticker suddenly changed to: Mutant Criminal Magneto Declares War on Avengers, Stark Tower

Spider-Man looked around to the Avengers and their guests curiously. "Really? Nobody's gonna yell it? Nobody?"

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 10:04 on May 15, 2013

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Mystique

"Why Henry, I thought we were all among friends in your secret playhouse. Besides..." and one of Mystique's shapely fingers wends its way towards the television.. "I brought you a present."

potatocubed
Jul 26, 2012

*rathian noises*
Jessica Drew

"Well, it's a start," Jess says. She beckons over a nearby SHIELD agent. "I want you to tell this woman everything you know about this 'blow up the Mall' plot. How the mystery figure contacted you, how much you were getting paid, what you had for breakfast this morning - every detail. In the meantime, let me see if I can get you a cell with cushions."

She pauses, remembering a note from Karla's file.

"And none of your games. If I catch a hint of psychological distress all bets are off. There's--"

She listens to her earpiece for a moment.

"Uh, Danny? I'm getting reports of Magneto walking into or maybe attacking Stark Tower. We should grab Tony and... how quickly can we get from here to there, anyway? Can you get Strange on the phone and have him open a mystic gateway or something?"

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Ikzayal

Alana came out of the bathroom after she felt the landing (which was remarkably gentle for being in a farmer's field in North Carolina). She followed the emergency lights and went down the emergency slide, where to her relief, she saw absolutely no authorities waiting. Apparently response time for EMS and police in rural North Carolina is a bit on the sluggish side.

Taking advantage of the confusion, she indulged in some minor telepathic suggestions to make sure no one thought it strange she volunteered to go by herself to look for the nearest road and get help. As soon as she felt sufficiently far to be out of sight, she transformed back into her Eternal form, feeling oddly comforted in so doing.

Flying high over bucolic North Carolina, she realized she absolutely no idea where she was going. Idly, she wondered how superheroes and supervillains always seeemed to know how to get from city to city. And then of course a flying car zoomed below her.

Might as well follow it, she thought, At least it probably has GPS. Shifting her skin into a sky-like shade of blue, she took off after the car. Lucky thing: it was headed to NYC, too! And unsurprisingly, it landed at the Stark Tower.

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Immortal Iron Fist

"Magneto? Isn't he dead?"

Disentangling himself from Moonstone's grip, he pulls out his phone and and taps out a quick message to Dr. Strange.

text message to Stephen Strange posted:

Congressional Mall situation contained, are you being attacked by Magneto? Can we do some sort of teleport thing to get out there in time?

He taps the Hammer at his side while loading the latest news clips to see for himself, looking for the right widget to pull up a recent feed.

"Strange was telling me about how in theory I can use this to warp us places but I'm really not confident at all in my ability to do so on a first try. I have no idea where to start."

I don't recall exactly but I think at this point in the timeline Magneto might be dead or pretending to be dead right? Also unfortunately Mjolnir hasn't yet been jailbroken enough to allow me access to all those fancy energy sparkle powers. Would Iron Man have maybe written an app allowing me to connect to WHITNEY or access the cameras?

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
'Doctor Strange

"Apologies, everyone. It seemed that communication has been a bit more cross purposed than I assumed. Yes, both Black Cat and Mystique are here as prospective members of the new Avengers." Strange is improvising rather impressively. Or is he? "We kept it under wraps for certain obvious reasons pertaining to their criminal pasts, but Tony, Hank and I believe that this team should be an opportunity for change. To be honest, it's apparently an Avengers tradition what with Hawkeye, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Swordsman...." Strange could keep listing ex-cons who were also ex-avengers, but his phone goes off. That's Danny's ringtone.

"One moment." Danny's text is skimmed, and Strange begins laboriously pecking out a response. "False....Alarm....No need....to rusj. drat tiny keyboard. Rush. And send." He puts the phone away sheepishly. "Iron Fist is surprised as everyone else. Now, first order of business, what to do about 'Magneto'?"

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

Hercules

Hercules is satisfied by the explanation from Doctor Strange, and relaxes his grip on the golden mace of Olympus, which he had been preparing to use in battle against the known terrorist who so brazenly stepped into their midst. "Yes, this is a good start, then. Why, before we went to fight the Purple Man I was stating that we should stand as examples and show that our nobility is above question - turning villains into heroes is a wonderful way to prove our point!" He smiles and puts his hands to his hips, striking a valiant pose. "I am glad to see that my advice was nothing more than preaching to the choir, as they say. Welcome to the Avengers, Mystique. Stand on the straight and narrow and I will have no cause to defeat you in glorious battle."

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
Dust

Okay, so this was a surprise. A very, very big surprise. Apparently respected adults Beast and Doctor Strange knew what they were doing and had everything under control, although thinking of Magneto, the last time a respected adult said they had everything under control Xorn had put her in a jar. Did the Avengers even have the authority to pardon her? Or were there some machinations and secret knowledge far above her head? (yes, always)

She shot an uncertain look at Beast and Strange. "Well...I think Mr. Stark's security should say it was a political prank, in very poor taste, and the person responsible has been taken care of."

As for Mystique- it felt strange to be speaking personally to someone she'd seen only as a sneering combat hologram- her eyes showed she wanted answers. "You are joining the Avengers? I...do not understand. They say you are one of the bad guys."

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Washington D.C.

Back in his Iron Man suit, Tony came charging over, having merely sated the audience's fervor for the Avengers with his Q&A session. "Okay, can we bag her up or something?" He asked, pointing to Moonstone, "I'm talking to WHITNEY and she's telling me I have a lot of uninvited houseguests, and also someone has declared war on me. I've got transport inbound for you guys, but as for me, I can push this suit to Mach 3."

Another of Stark's flying cars descended down outside the doors, as if on cue. "You guys wanna race?"

Short post, but I wanna get us all together.

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Immortal Iron Fist

"Agent Drew?"

Waiting for Spiderwoman to make her own way up before running up a nearby colonnade and jumping into the flying craft and buckling himself in.

"I've never driven one of these before but I've seen 2 Fast 2 Furious, I know how this goes. Left one goes faster, right one is for slowing down, and there's some sort of thing about never touching the big red button. Well unless we need to go really, really fast. Which I think we might. You're wearing a seatbelt right?"

As soon as she nods he reaches over and deliberately presses the very large red button in the middle of the dashboard.

Hey I'm with it. Stark Hovercar away! Or I may have just accidentally fired repulsors at the Capitol building, I kind of didn't in any way learn to drive a Starktech supercar.

Puppies are dicks fucked around with this message at 01:52 on May 16, 2013

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Ikzayal
Solo D10, 0 PP, no stress

After Mystique's hasty exit, the SHIELD agents exited as well. Alana quickly learned that while blue is a great camouflage color for open sky, it's not so great against the glass, metal, and brick of NYC.

"We can see you," one of the agents called out. "Seriously, you were on our radar for like the last twenty minutes."

"In case getting us in an alleyway and attacking is your plan, we haven't had our coffee break for like an hour and are getting mighty cranky," the other one yelled, "Plus we have ridiculously cool guns and superfriends to back us up. Just saying."

Alana set herself down, still in Ikzayal's form except no longer bluing herself.

"I was lost and also I just saw Smurf---I mean, the blue woman you were with," she said. She took a deep breath, then continued. "Look, you should probably know what just happened on flight 616 Miami-NYC...."

After Alana's carefully edited story, the agents took a vote (calling heads or tails on a coin flip is technically a vote). Heads was full debriefing at SHIELD headquarters with lovely office coffee, tails was let Stark deal with it and hit up the cafe down the block.

So about ten minutes after Mystique went upstairs, a very harried receptionist had the pleasure of two SHIELD agents dropping off a tall costumed Latina woman and said Mr. Stark had to hear about this. Or possibly Dr. McCoy. "Or the creepy mustache guy with the cape and unlimited ringtone budget, whatever, just one of them," the agents said as they hurried out the door.

Alana smiled nervously and waited for the receptionist to either call upstairs or security.

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Jul 22, 2010

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Lobby

The receptionist made a rude noise in the back of her throat as the agents left. "Look," she told Alana, "I've already been threatened at gunpoint today so that I would open an elevator that I was already told to open for someone. Tell your bosses at SHIELD that they could stand to show the basic courtesy of calling ahead. Now, you're going to take the express elevator to the 73rd floor, then follow the signs to the security office. The Chief makes decisions on who gets to go up, and I am way too tired too strung out right now to exercise any kind of discretion."

Penthouse

"I must say, I enjoy our friend Hercules' exuberance in this situation," Hank agreed. "Perhaps, though, we could schedule an Avengers orientation on discretion if we are to base ourselves here long-term. Namely, what not to disguise ourselves when entering through the lobby?"

The Beast smoothed his fur out self-consciously before continuing, "Hercules makes a very good point, though," he added. "Every one of us will be under enormous scrutiny once our status as Avengers is announced to the public. We cannot afford to fail. That means..." he looked at Felicia and Raven in specific, "if you plan on sticking around, you will be expected to adhere to certain standards."

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potatocubed
Jul 26, 2012

*rathian noises*
Jessica Drew

The roof access door opens to disgorge Tony, Jess and Danny into the ever-filling penthouse.

"...miles better than the Fantasticar," Jess is saying. "I mean, that's like going at the speed of sound in an orange crate-- oh. That's a lot of super-people. Are we all here for Magneto?"

Accelerating us all into one place. Vroom.

And my knowledge of Marvel canon, timelines, who's dead when, etc. is very vague. Best to assume any mistakes I make are IC mistakes as well, because I figure it must be at least as confusing in-universe.

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Ikzayal in the Penthouse At Last!

Eternals don't do sheepish very well, but Alana managed a fair approximation as she walked past the receptionist into the express elevator. She took her time following the signs as a sudden knot of anxiety filled her gut.

And then there it was: the doors to the penthouse of Stark Tower. Behind it, who knows? Tony Stark, sure, probably. The SHIELD agents mentioned the X-Men professor, Hank McCoy, so he'd probably be there, too. Oh, and the blue lady that got thrown out of a plane. The knot grew bigger.

This is dumb and I'm dumb for being nervous, she thought (nervously) to herself. I'm not even from this planet, really, so who cares. I'm just here to explain what happened.

She summoned her courage and opened the doors. "Ahem, hello---" she began, just as the roof access door opened and in came Stark with a high profile friend. Also Jessica Drew.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Black Cat
XP: 2; Affiliation: Team d6; PP: 0; Stress: d6 Emotional;

Black Cat was about to take offense to being called a villain alongside the likes of Purple Man, when Beast's stern pronouncement hit her in the panic center of the stomach. "Standards? What standards? What did I just get myself into?" Before she could voice any of her concerns (or inquire about the stipend and benefits package) four more guests entered the party.

"Looks like we're going to have to break open a second case of Amontillado. Welcome to the party,
Mesdames et Messieurs." She said with a grand gesture of courtesy. "If nothing else," she thought "This might be good for a laugh."

(I apparently also gained an XP for meeting Spider-Man, earlier. Huzzah!)

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Jul 22, 2010

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As Iron Man entered the penthouse, his armor disassembled itself off his body, floating itself off to storage while Tony looked at the scene before him with confusion. "Hey, so, when I left, I'm pretty sure there were two people here," he said cautiously. "Would anyone like to explain to me what happened in the interim?"

He stopped to sigh and point at the TV, "You know what? Never mind. I'll have WHITNEY explain it to my brain while I'm asleep. We have more important things to talk about. Avengers stuff. I promised the public that we'd announce our membership in like two days, and that we'd have a new chairperson. I also promised some adolescent girl that Iron Fist would take her to Prom but that's neither here nor there."

Tony clapped his hands together as if getting ready to work, by swinging his whole arms at full extension. "So, Avengers business. Back in the old days we used to just vote for Chairperson and be done with it, excepting that time we had it on rotation and Steve, Thor and I took turns switching every hour, but back then I used to know who was on the team. So I guess we should resolve this first. So, am I entertaining guests, or is this a Prospective Avengers Assemble situation?"

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Doctor Strange

"A tricky question. Obviously Mystique is here on suggestion of Doctor McCoy, and Black Cat is here on invitation as well. Hercules has expressed copious interest, of course. But miss Qadir is merely visiting Hank." Doctor Strange eyes the newest arrival that didn't show up in a personal flying car. "And I'm not familiar with the woman at the door."

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Immortal Iron Fist

"Honestly? I thought he was dead. But walking straight into Stark Tower and declaring himself makes about as much sense as anything else I guess."

Stepping in behind Agent Drew, he turns and raises his brows in surprise at the foyer full of costumed people.

"Hey Hank, Stephen, and yeah that's a lot of spandex, except for you big guy. Danny Rand, Immortal Iron Fist."

Offering a hand towards the nearest person (in this case the Spectacular Hercules), he catches up with the rest of the conversation mentally and suddenly.

"Wait, who am I taking to Prom?"

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Jul 22, 2010

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"Don't worry about it, Danny. I gave her your number, you two will figure it out." Tony tipped his head sideways, looking at the blue girl by the elevator. "I'm sorry, I seem to know everyone except you. I was expecting Magneto, or at least a Magneto-related explanation."

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

Hercules

Hercules shakes Iron Fist's hand with vigor. "Well met, Danny Rand. I, of course, am Hercules." He then turns to Tony and smiles wide. "A pleasure to see our illustrious host, of course. Tony - I must compliment your taste!" He gestures towards the bottles lined up on the bar. In the time he's been in the penthouse Hercules has finished the port he started on and has since sampled a few of the finer wines and liqueurs.

The big man then strikes another of his wide array of heroic poses. "But to business, the good Doctor is correct - I do plan to petition for membership once again in your ranks. I am most disappointed in having missed the opportunity to provide Doctor Doom with a well deserved beating and I do not plan to miss such a grand battle again." He gestures towards Mystique. "Tell me, might we find the real Magneto and deliver glorious vengeance upon him? He is a fugitive in the first place - even if he didn't really declare war on us, we certainly have ample cause to bring him to justice!"

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ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Ikzayal

Momentarily overwhelmed, Alana lets Stark's implicit request to identify herself go unanswered for a long moment. "Sorry, I'm Ikzayal," she blurted out. "I mean, I don't have a superhero name, or supervillain for that matter. That's just my name, which I promise is perfectly normal on my home planet. Moon. Not planet."

She almost slapped her forehead at how cheesy her intro was going. Then again, surely it was understandable reaction to walking into a room with so many former heroes, including the former---

"Wait, did I just walk into a new Avengers start-up? Maybe I should come back later. I was only here because the SHIELD folks downstairs wanted me to talk about flight 616, but she"---Alana pointed at Mystique---"was there for most of it anyway, so really I'd just be filling in blanks. No Magneto involvement that I know, just a dumb guy in a Ren Fair outfit and some weirdoes waving the Daily Bugle at everyone."

She trailed off, feeling decidedly out of place. Also her costume suddenly didn't seem so cool. Though at least I'm not rocking a cape, she thought, stealing an oblique glance at Doctor Strange. There's vintage and then there's... capes.

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