I didnt know what thread this was so I looked. It's the wiiU mock one guys -Cowcaster

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Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I don't recall anybody ever saying anything good about P.N. 03. We can all make arguments about Zelda games that people didn't like but then years later did (Majora's Mask, Wind Waker), but what could anybody say was good about P.N. 03 in retrospect?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 06:59

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:22

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Cruel and Unusual posted:

They should do what Goldeneye couldn't and put all the different Links over time in Hyrule Warriors.

That's probably how they'll handle the character issue with the game. Each stage taking place in a different game or whatever.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 06:10

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Bob Socko posted:

I was in my local Best Buy on Christmas Eve and they were almost entirely out of eShop gift cards. That should be a good sign for Nintendo, though I suppose they could mostly have been for 3DS owners.

3DS and Wii U eShop wallets got merged in a recent patch, so that might've helped sell eShop cards better for those that own both platforms. That and the 20% discount on all eShop cards at Best Buy.

Mercury Crusader fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Dec 26, 2013

# ¿ Dec 26, 2013 22:18

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Boiled Water posted:

Bubble bursting time: They don't have the Internet platform necessary nor the expertise to make one.

He said "launching the Virtual Console ON Steam," not "making the Virtual Console LIKE Steam."

# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 17:15

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

2house2fly posted:

I thought the Sony and Microsoft presentations were pretty good. However, they did not save gaming. Only one company's presentation did that.

Yeah, Ubisoft. They saved gaming AND fashion.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 06:07

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

They need to go back to the side-scrolling of Zelda 2.

Unironically this.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 17:37

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Linux Nazi posted:

A quick actual question about the Wii U, can the "Pro" controller be used for most games? Or is it just for select games and virtual console stuff?

Bayonetta 2 is actually "thing" that is happening so welp, I'm going to need to buy a Wii U. But the thought of using the tablet controller or nunchuck for an action game seems so counterintuitive.

It's on a per-game basis but most games support the pro controller so you can pick whatever.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 18:31

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Letters are just numbers but there are 26 of them to choose from.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 18:48

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

elf help book posted:

lol you constantly mention how much you buy games on sale, like price should factor into the quality of the game and if its worth playing, your time is worthless

games are only good if you buy them at $0.10 each and gloat about them every other post

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 19:07

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Fag Boy Jim posted:

Reminder that Nintendo won E3 because it didn't have a presentation of Assassins Creed 5.

Or Battlefield: Detroit

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 19:10

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Don't spend more than $1 for a video game but somehow spend $10+ on a hamburger

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 19:28

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Kevyn posted:

Which marketing team was in charge of Cranky Kong taking over Nintendo's twitter for a day? Because that was embarrassing as poo poo.

Cranky Kong.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 03:30

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker is the spiritual successor to the puzzle game "Wario's Woods" in which Toad is the main playable character. There, done.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 19:13

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

The future of gaming is developers starving to death because everybody is buying games at $1 a piece from their $2 beach condo

# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 16:51

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Actually Luigi's Mansion is fun and 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is a documentary

# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 19:30

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

elf help book posted:

What amiibos are you guys looking forward to?

All of them.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 21:47

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Lumpy the Cook posted:

How on earth could a bunch of people who spend all day discussing video games they dislike be stupid?

They could be spending all that time playing games on the PS4 or Xbone oh wait

# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 23:22

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Macaluso posted:

what did you not like the playstation smash bros featuring such iconic playstation characters such as boy tomb raider, obscure ps1 skeleton man, white guy and evil white guy

My favorite Playstation All-Star is bad guy mook from that one game that was an Xbox 360 exclusive for a year.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 04:37

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Yaoi Mandel posted:

30 year old men with their fingers on the pulse of childrens desires?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 18:13

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Yaoi Mandel posted:

Reminder that Fame Douglass spent $10 solely to post about how the Xbox One and Wii U are bad, while the PS4 is good

Well it's not like he was gonna spend that money on a PS4 game.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 03:01

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Maide posted:

Nintendo shareholders suggesting Nintendo make casino games to teach players to how to play casino games, on a family friendly console. Let's get little Susie or Timmy gambling real early, that's a great idea.

Time to bring back the classic Nintendo franchise "Vegas Stakes" for the new era!

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 03:43

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Video games are for responsible adults and are also art. Keep those babies away from my grown-up entertainment devices.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2014 23:48

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

absolutely anything posted:

nnno how will i play assasim creed

or the new Battlefield: Cops & Robbers where both cops and robbers have assault rifles and flashbangs and the game crashes because :dice:

# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 00:35

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Isn't that kinda what happened with RE?4

I thought everybody just bought the PS2 version because Capcom announced it several months before the Gamecube version launched. Even though the PS2 version ran like poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 00:43

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

raditts posted:

Is the Lego City game on Wii U any good? I never hear anything about it but I like the 3DS version and I read a bunch of stuff saying it's a scaled down version of the Wii U one.

It has some bad load times but it's really fun.

There was a recent patch for it but I don't think it remedied the load time issues.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2014 00:57

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Tender Bender posted:

Furthermore, Well, I could point out you're comparing the peak results of Fame Douglas' established posts versus the new posts of Fulchrum, but I was talking more in terms of a reasonable product. Fulchrum was when posts made the true transition from an attempted emulation of the adult gamer experience to a more fully realized idea of reading posts as an experience meant not just to amuse, but to really sink ones teeth into. Lets compare the way the two posters approached posting about consoles. Fame Douglas gives us weak attempts at burns - colourful, simple, cartoony. Posting equivalent of candy. Fulchrum gives us Octodad. Towerfall Ascension. Mercenary Kings. Don't Starve. Resogun. Transistor. Artistic, hauntingly beautiful, impactful in the way no post before it could have been. Postings ambrosia.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 04:47

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Not until Polygon makes at least five other articles about Nintendo doing bad with a link back to the original "MK8 will be the worst selling in the series" article.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 05:22

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

What's the sales data on Fulchrum's meltdown? Is it doing better or worse than the Wii U? Would like charts.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 03:28

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

If EVO was a benchmark of eSports embracing only quality games then I guess Street Fighter X Tekken was a stellar product.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:42

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Tender Bender posted:

Splatoon, like Captain Toad, looks like something I would gladly buy for $7.50 during a Steam sale.

You need to step up your game and only buy games when they're under $1 and then gloat about them on a message board when you do.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 18:33

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Dragon Quest is only really popular in Japan, which doesn't matter. America, bitches

# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 18:50

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

ImpAtom posted:

P4rgaming is The Onion of video games.

Actually it is the most trusted name in video games journalism.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 05:43

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Wii U saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spD40KSnYXs

Finally a game for the Wii U that the average hardcore gamer can appreciate.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 05:34

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Widestancer posted:

Anyone who regrets buying a Wii U should probably take a good long look at themselves and ask

Am I a Gamer

We should consult with the current governing body of Gamer Representatives, Hashtag GamerGate

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 19:13

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I put down "Gamer" as my ethnicity on a job application and I didn't get the job, who do I contact about this discrimination? JonTron?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 19:44

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

~~Watch Dogs~~

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 23:03

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I'm sure Watch Dogs will have all the geometry clipping and bad AI that Ubisoft fans know and love.

The Wii U version will have new and exciting ways to make people regret buying Watch Dogs. All two of them.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 23:42

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

all video games are just button mashers

mash X to reap taint

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 06:12

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Praise Iwata

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 16:10

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Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Rayman Legends is fun. So is Super Mario 3D World. Two of the many fun games you can find for your Wii U Entertainment System.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 16:22

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