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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Stottie Kyek posted:

It's the ones with shelves and shelves of anime figurines that puzzle me. At least furries get to have fun pretending to be an animal or whatever gets them off. What do you even do with a hideous, expensive lump of plastic that just sits on a shelf and doesn't even make your room look nicer? Why would they buy so many?
Is this really a question you want answered? I don't think this is a question you want answered.

In other news, this is a thing that happened:

This person no longer works at Taco Bell.

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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zoux posted:

Gentlemen: Your ticket to the Bone Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-klQUiFc4
I would think step one of being a flirt master would be: Not having the posture of Quasimodo.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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meataidstheft posted:

Well you see as a righteous Christian woman an unplanned pregnancy could never happen to HER because she's not a dirty sinner.
And even if it does, "It's okay for me to do it this once, my situation is different from everyone else's because..."

Not even exaggerating.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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cowboythreespeech posted:

Yeah, gently caress them for being comfortable with their bodies.
Eeeww, no thanks.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Tea Bone posted:

gently caress, I have mutual friends with this guy. It really shocks me just how often goons end up recognizing people posted in this thread. I guess it just goes to show the kind of company goons keep.
Play your cards right and you can get a free I pad and some Uggs.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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"This is a local dungeon, for local perverts!"

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Rollersnake posted:

Why does she keep making these? Who is she making them for? What makes my skin crawl is the idea that there are people out there who like these.
My guess is that she is trying to be the female Frogman and failing miserably because Frogman is actually funny.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Magres posted:

It's interesting and has yet to derail this thread, and it'd be tough to make a dedicated thread for it.

Content:



Why would you ever put that on a dating site!?
I've heard there is an unfulfilled niche for this ability.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Forti posted:

What's wrong with you, this is hilarious
It's also not even close to being the worst cake ever. That would probably be this:

If you were wondering, yes that is a 2girls1cup cake

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Ringo Star Get posted:

I'm seriously considering opening a Southern tuxedo rental store with nothing but sleeveless shirts and coats.
Make half of the store sell guns and ammo and you just might have a hit on your hands. Get all your shotgun wedding needs at one convenient location.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Inspector Zenigata posted:

Isn't it a bit ironic that Prince makes a big show of not adhering to traditional gender norms when he's an active, proselytizing Jehovah's Witness? The kind who actually goes out and knocks on people's doors?
He does? If I ever answer the door to find Prince holding a watchtower pamphlet someone will have to hire a pressure washer to clean up the mess after my mind gets blown so hard.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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That same guy wrote this insane blog post.

Some choice snippets:

quote:

The Sexbot threat to feminism is real.

No one wants to admit it, but it’s coming. Indeed, the only people who recognize it as such are the radical feminists and the radical nerds, and rarely do folks take those groups at face value when they speak. But they both have it right, sexbots are in our future. Indeed, they’re closer than you think, and their capacity to seriously screw with the SMP is very, very real.

quote:

feminists are upset because when dudes can buy a girlfriend for less money than an engagement ring, and then have elective temporary vasectomies to cover their bases for the few times they do end up with a real woman, then the future looks an awful lot like a male paradise and a female hell.

quote:

And that’s why feminists are trying to ban them. Not because they “objectify” women, but because they make women largely redundant to men. Suddenly the allure of their genitalia will pale in comparison to the outrageous sexual bombshells rolling off of the Kyoto assembly lines.

quote:

I, for one, will be welcoming our new Sexbot masters. It’s going to tighten up the SMP worse than gay liberation did. And it’s going to make shallow, poor-quality women completely and utterly undatable, and leave them little or no options to reproduce. And the women who do reproduce will do so only with the permission, consent and acquiescence of men.
For a guy who's such a master with the ladies that he feels like he can sell dating advice books, he sure is gung-ho about glorified real-dolls.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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fullroundaction posted:

As a white male, I can't think of a single real world example of what these guys are raging about. I'm not even entirely sure what they're mad at to begin with?
It boils down to no one wanting to touch their penises, which is in no way due to any sort of personal failings. It has to be the fault of those evil feminazis turning women away from their natural state of being submissive, demure, homemakers.



quote:

One weird tip to inflate yourself?
One weird tip to GET HUGE.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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FrozenVent posted:

Please god, let this meme catch on. I'll be good. Really.
It looks like it's already a huge deal

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Cordyceps Headache posted:

Honestly, the need people feel to apply a laundry list of labels to themselves right of the bat is sort of disconcerting to me. How can people be so confident just vomiting out all these intimate details about themselves? Don't they ever worry it could come back to bite them in the rear end?
They see it as a substitute for being interesting.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Celery Face posted:

A gross middle aged woman and a younger nerdy creep on Extreme Cougar Wives brag about loving each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU9SLBjTSSc
If you would have told me that this was a SNL skit and Jane was played by Will Ferrel I would have believed you without question.

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Good Citizen posted:

Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis.
He did both. The guy can't help being trolled into doing weird sexual poo poo on camera because he thinks it's for a woman who's interested in him.

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