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thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Magres posted:

Remember Goons, anyone can be saved from the clutches of themselves.




Me, four years ago at the age of 20 :negative:

(Sorry for the poo poo quality, it's a picture of my old college ID and my phone camera doesn't like laminated surfaces)


I've gotten a lot better since then :colbert:

Please tell me that you've lost a lot of weight, but feathered the mullet out rather than cutting it.

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thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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1stGear posted:

Something something liberals something something federal reserve something something liberty something tyranny something something AMERICA

There, I just saved you from having to watch Alongside the Night.

Didn't save me, I can't wait to watch this Tim and Eric Awesome Movie sequel!

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Shwqa posted:

MLP has more porn than both Pokemon and sonic, which is :psyduck:

All of this is :psyduck:

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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NESguerilla posted:

poo poo. Indeed it is a shop. It's the same hands in every picture. I guess the question now is why? Did he think that would impress people or is it supposed to be some sort of dumb joke?

Maybe some buttfrustrated fighting gamer is trolling him or something.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

I did not need to know this :barf:

Don't worry, it's just a natural topping to the afterbirth sundae!

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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I Watson posted:

In America we honor glorious NIPPON by calling them by their true, most beautiful name, kigurumi. Not to be confused with the even more awkward/ugly/gross form of kigurumi :nws:where you put on an anime head.:nws:



Please computer, please do not advertise to me based on the link I just clicked (is what I think regularly when I view this thread).

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

So this guy is apparently cosplaying as Limecat. How can he put on his aviator shades without upsetting that.... thing?



Linked for some rear end Antlers.
http://i.imgur.com/XMJNV.jpg

I couldn't recognize whatever is on that dude's head as hair on my phone. Thought it was this:

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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fullroundaction posted:

This dweeb was hanging out at the bar all Sunday night. No, no one asked him about his utilikilt. Yes, he told everyone about it anyway.



It would be bad enough as is, but he's wearing a loving shirt about kilts.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Scathach posted:



Both awkward and both ugly. Christ why do people think pictures like this are a good idea?

vvv if someone was waving at me like an idiot, I would probably be compelled to eat them. Especially if I was a bear twice their size.

drat dad, do a leg workout every once in awhile.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Yeah, I think that qualifies for the thread.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Wait, you mean flicked her bean as in made the flicking hand motion on her clitoris, or did he flick her bean and it like flew off or something.

The guy probably attempted to play clitoral tabletop football.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:

It's flicking her bean. Flicking. "Flipping" her bean requires a lot of upper body strength and I sincerely doubt that's what you're talking about.

Lift with your legs dudes!

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Blackheart posted:

You have to go out of your way to make something that lovely, even in MSpaint. It requires extra effort so they HAVE to be intentionally bad... They have to. That's what I choose to believe. :cripes:

If someone actually released an album with a cover that lovely, it would be pretty cool.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Well that's something new.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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This is kind of like the thing with the pinterest or whatever pic of cookie monster cupcakes and the disaster imitation.

Nailed it.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Hey bro, wanna join the:
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15 club?

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Kheldragar posted:

What do I cringe at more? Trying to pick up girls he knows online through League of Legends or the excuse he gave.

Yes.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Druggachusettes posted:

I can't imagine the profound thoughts going through that head.

"Gotta start sellin dope again and get my life back together."

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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semiavrage posted:

What the hell is going on in this picture?

Enlarge the picture and you can see the Bieber pants.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Fool and the World posted:

I know this is like from a few pages back but Im getting some serious Pedro the Lion "Control" vibes from this. Its so sad.

This is incredible. Let me get this straight. The husband and wife are both cheating on each other and both know that their spouse is cheating on them, but don't know that their spouse knows about their cheating?

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Fool and the World posted:

Not quite. I think its just the husband (or wife, who knows) who had the affair and the other found out about it.

Edit: Holy poo poo they DID both have affairs. One right after another.

It was so cool at first when I thought everything was the wife. So initially I thought the wife was into women, but it was the husband searching, but then the wife is interested in a sexual experience with a woman.

I think the wife cheated on the husband and her "online friend ditched her", but I couldn't follow what happened with the husband's girlfriend.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Fool and the World posted:

What I'm getting out of this is that the husband had the affair, wife found out, stabbed him confronted him, and then had an affair of her own with an ex of hers. Husband enjoyed his tryst, wife didn't. I think they might have broken up over it but I can't really tell.

I think I'm going to yield to your explanation and consider myself shivved with Occams's razor.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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unpacked robinhood posted:

It's a pellet gun according to the caption

He needs one of these bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GW4R7TxLBs&feature=youtu.be&t=21s

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Krowley posted:

On the topic of 'lol dutch people' from a few pages back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXiJcFVds0E

Sorry, the Russians have the best jams.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0X6qOHpzLM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DD0X6qOHpzLM

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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LadyPictureShow posted:

This loser cracks me up any time I see this. It's just mind-blowing how absolutely pathetic he is.

I think iPad/Uggs guy is the true master.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Yeah, I think that's even worse than iPUggs guy.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Regardless, all three are treasures. Are there any more floating around.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Grogsy posted:

Your kidding right? That picture is photoshoped. I mean how would that even be possible? Would synthol even have such an effect? How could something like that even become erect?

It's a pretty convincing photoshop if its shopped.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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canyoneer posted:




"I want the groom and groomsmen to wear something that says TRASHY a little bit louder than denim would. Something that screams 'middle school dance'. I know! Cargo shorts and electric blue Vans!"

Note that I've been following this thread for awhile, but this is approximately 1000x better than fedora/video game/anime wedding pictures.

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thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
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Babylon Astronaut posted:

It's sad you don't know who Tom Green is.

Tom Green owns: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSYUEjtCV1Gc

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