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Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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The ecstasy and agony we left behind: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509568&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

And now,





It's party time, chumps.



Junkfist fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jun 25, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyM_JjN7yw

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Oct 7, 2004

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Paradox Personified posted:

Finally, what we'll all look like mid-season once we realized the writers haven't changed:


A future timelapse of this thread:









Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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:rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk6VBnlCH3w :rock:

^^Basically what Dexter Morgan as an unlockable character in Dynasty Warriors 9 would sound like.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I was disgusted with season 6 and how loving stupid it was and never watched season 7. So did they have a good explanation on why Deb didn't just shoot Dexter and then herself in the opening scene of the first episode last year?

"I snapped"

Seriously though S7 was lightyears better than S6, especially the first 5 eps.

Although then it all went slipping on Hannah-Banana peels.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Trying to watch the new 8x01 trailer but I can't hear what they're saying while I'm reflexively chanting "KOYAANISQATSI" to the accompanying music.

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Oct 7, 2004

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Look, I just want to see a man as executive producer and director of a television program have an episode in which he acts in and directs a scene where he has savage, brutal sex with his television-sister who just happens to be his real-life ex-wife so I can write fanfic about the Behind the Scenes of that moment in my head.

If I had to wait 8 years for that scenario to come to fruition I think it was time well spent, ok?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Sheizerbrick posted:

Does Hannibal take a while to get good? I'm 2 eps in, not feeling it, and if I didn't see people mentioning it constantly I probably would have stopped after ep1.

If you're not into it a few episodes in you're just not into it. First few episodes are pretty representative of the tone of the show.

Unlike Dexter, which is all ~WILDCARDS~



Just don't expect anything mindblowingly good anymore

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Medullah posted:

Oh I have a feeling he'll be back. Resurrection is an old PI trick, you know...

You mess with the bull, you get the horn.



The funniest part for me is how much that little kid looks like Ted Raimi

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Relive the magic! See how far we've come/fallen:

S1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2031404
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2210413

S2-3
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2475797

S4
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3208307

S5
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3336602

S6
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3434331

S7
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509568

Excerpts from a page between the S3-S4 gap:





Junkfist fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 26, 2013

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Oct 7, 2004

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Soothing Vapors posted:

God, we were so young and innocent once...

Indeed. Much has changed in the years that ha-

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Oct 7, 2004

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smoking weed smoking weed
doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
rolling fatties smoking blunts who smokes the blunts? Deb smokes the blunts
rolling blunts and smoking...

(8x01 Preview clip)

vvvv Rhys Coiro. You probably saw him on Entourage.

Junkfist fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jun 27, 2013

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Oct 7, 2004

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Unpopular SA Opinion: It's not *that* bad.

I mean it's not S6 bad.

I honestly think it'll finish well.

...but it's still fun to sport-hate it.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Hey, want to see a Season 7 recap done with hotdog puppets?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Soon.

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Oct 7, 2004

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QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Goddamn, that Hannah puppet's vacant stare and delivery is so spot on.

:can:, I know, but I really, really dislike her as an actress and a character. Julia Stiles was honestly way better.

I dislike Hannah because every time the season angled back on her it dipped in quality. (Episode 6 that ended in table-sex. Episode 9-10 transition away from Isaak :cry:)

I find Yvonne Strahovski pretty inoffensive except for the weird adoration of her fans. I actually thought she was good in the final episode when she got to go full creeper.

Edit:

Junkfist fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Jun 30, 2013

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Oct 7, 2004

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Flaggy posted:

Honestly this thread could use more masuka gifs.

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Oct 7, 2004

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King Vidiot posted:

:psyduck:

I... I can barely remember posting this. Jesus, have we all been watching this show so long, and why?

I've seen terrible, terrible things.

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Oct 7, 2004

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

C'mon fuckers it starts in 12 minutes hold off until then!



vvvv ONLY ON THE OUTSIDE. :unsmigghh:

Junkfist fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jul 1, 2013

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Oct 7, 2004

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Regy Rusty posted:

100 years from now people will still be talking about Dexter! :downs:

I just saw S6 on the Mind-Web. What the gently caress was that?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Will Dexter get caught or will he get away again?

...

No it's actually a serious question this time guys.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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~And I think to myself~
~Why does Harrison have brown eeeeeyes?~

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Oct 7, 2004

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Regy Rusty posted:

Batista trying to give out Laguerta's clothes...? :psyduck:

Too loud for Miami locals, Angel.

Try the circus.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Top 10 Dexter moments: And then Angel walks in.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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"Can't you ever talk like a normal person?"

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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:argh:HARRISON:argh:

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Ok Harrison just stay in the car and honk the horn if you see that hitman daddy's looking for.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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If Deb does confess I bet she confesses to Quinn, who'll care about it as much as he does food.

Also does Quinn suddenly feel less un-ironically interesting to watch or is it just me?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Series finale: Hannah kills everyone before winking seductively at the camera and licking her lips while wearing an anime outfit.

New SHOWTIME spinoff coming this summer, tune in you loving nerds WE NEED THE MONEY PLEASE WE'LL DO ANYTHING.

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Oct 7, 2004

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SaltLick posted:

Ho ho ho Dexter you won't trick me that easily! I won't fall for your siren song this time! I fully expect the awfulness to kick into gear by the 3rd week. Give it time y'all.

Nah, it'll be midseason before Hannah shows up to herald a dip in quality.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Brain Lady?

Or Brian Lady?

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Oct 7, 2004

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I'll get rid of the body!

:lol:

I'm trying to imagine what the next scene would've been if Deb was ok with that plan.

"Hey Harrison, Daddy's friend is really sleepy. We're going for a boat ride!"

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Oct 7, 2004

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Mr. Fowl posted:

I laughed way too hard at the bench reveal. I expected a statue or a plaque, but not the Maria LaGuerta Memorial Bench. It's the sort of thing you hope for, but you never think will actually happen.

The next step is for Dex and Deb to gently caress on it.

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Oct 7, 2004

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massive spider posted:

*Theres a cure for psychopathy
*You were never really a psychopath to begin with
*Something something psychopathy

Are you Psycho for Psychopaths?

Start your morning right with :vd:DEXTEROS:vd:

It's a real cereal killer that'll have you throwing other breakfast cereals overboard!

So, what's on YOUR table?

Popular shapes include blood orange, ham, egg, voice-over and shoe.

...

...I mean after the bobble-heads they might as well.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Anyone notice Quinn's voicemail?

"This is Joey Quinn. Thrill me. :geno:"

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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I already know how the series will end.

Dexter = The Receiver
Harry = The Manipulated Dead
The Shipping Container = The Artifact

Think about it man, The Doomsday Killers were right all along.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Meanwhile, in the alternate timeline:

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

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Here's a two hour long interview Kevin Pollak did with Michael C. Hall from a couple weeks back.

1:18:17 - Something that makes Louis' death even funnier.
1:54:25 - The Larry King Game.

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Oct 7, 2004

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Paradox Personified posted:

But now he's so thin he's fading into the set, so he's QuAIR.

He's just burning off flesh before he grows leather.

It's all part of his slow but inevitable transformation into Stan Liddy.

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Oct 7, 2004

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I want to see a pack of fat kids eat that without utensils.

It would be a metaphor for the show somehow.

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