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rafikki posted:Can someone put a goddamn trigger warning in the thread title until all of this is sorted. I honestly think I might be having a panic attack. I've put the change request in for board approval during next week's meeting. Next week's meeting is cancelled due to holidays by the way. The soonest meeting after that is February 29th 2019.
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mewse posted:Can we make it so nobody can delete folders to prevent this from happening again? My entire team except for Abby, James and Sheila absolutely needs to be able to delete any folder in \2017. Abby should be able to delete things in \2017\2018\drafts and below except for any .docx files in \2017\2018\drafts\final\external. James and Sheila should both be able to delete anything in \2017\2018 and \2017\2019 but not \2017\2018\drafts\financial and also Sheila should not be able to create new files in \2017\2018\final\drafts\fy17. Please reply when this has been implemented.
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Hey guys I just learned that Weatherman was terminated last week, and of course his supervisor didn't put in a ticket. I've reached out to HR to confirm; helpdesk, can you please disable his user accounts ASAP?
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Sirotan posted:Hey guys I just learned that Weatherman was terminated last week, and of course his supervisor didn't put in a ticket. I've reached out to HR to confirm; helpdesk, can you please disable his user accounts ASAP? Sorry, I can't disable accounts without HR confirmation first. All of HR is on vacation until January 2nd.
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Just got back from vacation. Can someone send me the Confluence page and ticket notes for the new thread by COB? Thanks Jeremiah 29:11 (NIV) “For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”
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Data Graham posted:I laughed so hard and uncontrollably that I dropped to the floor and rolled around. I have laughed so hard my rear end dislocated. I think I'm bleeding to death.
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Virigoth posted:Just got back from vacation. Can someone send me the Confluence page and ticket notes for the new thread by COB? Thanks Will call soon with details The contents of this email message and any attachments are intended solely for the addressee(s) and may contain confidential and/or privileged information and may be legally protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient of this message or their agent, or if this message has been addressed to you in error, please immediately alert the sender by reply email and then delete this message and any attachments. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, copying, or storage of this message or its attachments is strictly prohibited.
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Don't forget Digg! What about Fark? I heard all those hipster Millenials hang out there?
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If you didn't have http://conferencecall.biz on in the background while reading the last few pages then you're doing it wrong.
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I really appreciate all the work everyone has done on this in my absence, but I'm being told we don't have the budget for a new thread this year.
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chin up everything sucks posted:Sorry, I can't disable accounts without HR confirmation first. All of HR is on vacation until January 2nd.
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The Iron Rose posted:I think this has probably run its course. Who gives a poo poo what state its in just ship it we've got a deadline J Grassy Knowles My old extension number Garssyknowles@corp.local
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Grassy Knowles posted:Who gives a poo poo what state its in just ship it we've got a deadline J We need 2 more days. App Dev made a change after gold code, and no one ran the hotfix past qa. Linda is going to try to schedule a Change Advisory Board meeting for tomorrow morning after the touchstone. I'll be calling in from out east, can someone confirm the conference bridge for me?
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I know we're in holiday freeze and almost everyone is on vacation but we'd really like to move forward with the new thread project. Do you think we could schedule deployment to production this week? How about Sunday?
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Antioch posted:We need 2 more days. App Dev made a change after gold code, and no one ran the hotfix past qa. Linda is going to try to schedule a Change Advisory Board meeting for tomorrow morning after the touchstone. I'll be calling in from out east, can someone confirm the conference bridge for me? I told you there wouldn't be a problem IF you set up a proper version management system AND you didn't use a Buffalo NAS to host it. But would you listen to me?
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Collateral Damage posted:I know we're in holiday freeze and almost everyone is on vacation but we'd really like to move forward with the new thread project. Do you think we could schedule deployment to production this week? How about Sunday? I'm laughing a lot at this one as I've been off for the last two weeks and come in today to find that, despite next Monday being a public holiday, someone has sent out emails with a bunch of deadlines for my direct reports for Tuesday. As you can imagine, a lot of people have taken Tuesday off as well to give themselves a four day weekend, so I guess this guy is going to be disappointed.
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Grassy Knowles posted:Who gives a poo poo what state its in just ship it we've got a deadline J Please do the needful
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(Local time is 16:50) The light went out and now the internet is down and I can't sent my reports. Please fix immediately this is BUSINESS CRITICAL!!! Oh and I cleaned up my desk to get a fresh start next year and used some scissors to get rid of those strings you guys left coming from my hard drive desktop. I can't believe you never cleaned those up after putting this here.
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MJP posted:Maybe we should adopt DevOps for the new thread Two week sprints, daily standup at 0900 PST.
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Hello, The IT Security department has located a malicious file on your computer: C:/Users/Dave/AppData/LocalLow/MobaXTerm/bin/sudoku.exe Please delete this file as soon as possible, as it may critically impact the network environment. If you are unable to delete this file, please contact the IT department at: <weatherman's extension> to have them assist. Thank you, IT Security This is an automated message please do not respond.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Two week sprints, daily standup at 0900 PST. Yes the app has been in production for months, and all dev tasks are unplanned/SLA-driven and require quick turnaround, but we need to adhere to agile and vote on the complexity/importance of every issue on the roadmap and lock the work for the sprint on Monday morning
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Dick Trauma posted:He's going to be 80 soon and he spends a few hours each night shooting people online. I've failed to convert him over to a newer game. Have you tried Nekopara on him yet?
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Judge Schnoopy posted:CEO wants to know where the new thread is and why it's late. He was under the impression it was supposed to be completed two days ago. Tell the CEO we're having supply problems with the vendor.
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The CEO says he can just drive down to the corner and buy a thread from there, why is there a lead time on this?
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He says he saw the invite for the kickoff meeting yesterday and wants to know what we were 'kicking off' if it wasn't the launch of the new thread This is why nobody likes IT, we've been caught up in endless meetings and have nothing to deliver!
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Hey, I know you’re all busy, but I need accounts for new posters. Like, 20. They started Monday, and the boss is pissed they’re not set up yet. I told him you guys were stonewalling me, so thanks for taking the heat on that. Also can you reset my password?
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Hey, I know you’re all busy, but I need accounts for new posters. Like, 20. They started Monday, and the boss is pissed they’re not set up yet. I told him you guys were stonewalling me Lol as if people apologize to IT.
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Sometimes government contracting sucks monkey balls, especially when the Program and Project Managers get bored. And then there's days like yesterday and today that remind me why I still do it. Water main broke in the building. First floor is flooded. Building supervisor tells everyone to not bother coming in as the building is closed while Civil Engineering fixes the leak and cleans up the mess. Check again today and building still closed. I get to stay home, and thanks to how the contract is written, I still get paid. 5 day vacation!!
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Daylen Drazzi posted:Sometimes government contracting sucks monkey balls, especially when the Program and Project Managers get bored. And then there's days like yesterday and today that remind me why I still do it. Water main broke in the building. First floor is flooded. Building supervisor tells everyone to not bother coming in as the building is closed while Civil Engineering fixes the leak and cleans up the mess. Check again today and building still closed. I get to stay home, and thanks to how the contract is written, I still get paid. 5 day paid vacation!! FTFY. Congrats!
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Hey guys, just hearing about this new thread project. I should have been notified earlier, will this affect my systems in any way? My systems are very important and I'm sure you all know what they are. Please let me know ASAP.
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Knormal posted:Hey guys, just hearing about this new thread project. I should have been notified earlier, will this affect my systems in any way? My systems are very important and I'm sure you all know what they are. Please let me know ASAP. Don't worry, your projects won't be affected at all unless that other manager guys hears about this and asks us to include his stuff in the initial rollout. But that shouldn't happen.
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We've moved all our threads to a microservices architecture, right? So we can start new threads anytime we want to? Unless they have interdependencies we don't tell each other about I guess, but I mean I trust my guys.
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