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8 goals for mr altidore
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 15:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:44 |
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serious gaylord posted:So with the first match played, can we get an update on how many goals Jozy has scored? its zero, he has scored zero goals. based on this stat I can say that if he continues at his current rate he will score exactly 0 goals all season.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2013 17:19 |
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Fag Boy Jim posted:Why did I say two goals. I'm an idiot tbh I said 8 for Christ's sake.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2013 16:47 |
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I'm personally a big fan of the slotted finish.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 21:31 |
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vaginal culture posted:So is your mother. My mother isn't really a big football fan, though I think anyone can appreciate a nice goal.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 21:34 |
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I want whatever drugs I was on when I suggested he would score 8 goals god drat
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2013 15:29 |
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8 goals, I'm a mentalist.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2013 16:59 |
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I predict that Jozy will not score for Sunderland in the next week.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2013 14:32 |
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Ninpo posted:Starting to question my prediction of 1 goal. I said 8 ffs!
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 14:19 |
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Pissflaps posted:Is he returning to the Dutch league? If we are allowing such general statements as that (something I thought was implicitly NOT allowed) then I would like the opportunity to change my prediction to J ≥ 0 where J is the number of goals Jozy scores as specified in the OP.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 17:22 |
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Timbers Jim posted:Why the gently caress did I choose 8 or whatever it was? He's terrible, total loving dogshit i also chose 8, i feel your pain, hes loving terrible
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2013 17:08 |
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8 loving goals, every week my prediction reveals itself to be even more ridiculous.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2013 17:30 |
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Jozy Altidore is literally worse than Danny Welbeck, think about that for a moment, Danny loving Welbeck. Sunderland should cut their losses, fast.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 10:36 |
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I said 8 goals im real dumb wtf 8 i must have been high as hell
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2013 04:35 |
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Omnikin posted:There's a big black storm brewing in Sunderland this weekend- Jozy's going to come on in the 82nd minute and bury Liverpool. I can feel it in my bones Not surprised to see Sunderland employing him as a groundsman now, they gotta do the best they can to recoup that 8 million fee, god the lads terrible at football.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 11:25 |
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What a terrible "footballer" Jozy is
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 18:27 |
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atomic gog posted:I've just crunched the numbers and it has been around 1,925,565 minutes since his last barclays goal, scored on February 6th 2010. I don't think hes played almost 2 million minutes of football, atomic gog.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 20:24 |
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pointsofdata posted:To my view, Altidore detractors don't really criticize his play. They just offer stale talking points that ignore his progress or even invent a custom reality, all regardless of what he actually does. He's a goalscorer that doesn't score goals.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 20:25 |
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Spangly A posted:Good hustle from pointsofdata Well played, make him mod lol.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 22:47 |
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I'm hoping that Sunderland beat Derby's record tbh
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 16:40 |
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8 games, no goals. At this rate, Jozy will score 0 goals by the end of the season.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 18:19 |
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gently caress me Jozy is terrible.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 18:10 |
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How many goals has Jozy Altidore scored this season?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 17:50 |
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thanks for this, was getting a bit confused with the numbers
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 22:01 |
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that doesnt look particularly appetizing tbh
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 16:09 |
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy will be plying his trade in another country this time next year. hes a bit of a journeyman isnt he
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 23:43 |
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I heard a rumour that jozy scored today is that true
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 18:08 |
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What a loving poo poo "player" Altidore is
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 21:31 |
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Maybe he'll gently caress off to Turkey. He'd probably eat a whole Turkey by himself.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 21:34 |
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Pissflaps posted:He's like a really fat bambi. Even bambi could walk when there wasn't much ice around, it isn't quite winter yet jozy you fat sack of poo poo!
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 11:19 |
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Hes really bad lol
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2013 18:51 |
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jozy
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2013 01:45 |
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Carrier posted:jozy ugh, i just, ugh
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2013 13:32 |
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I always believed in the lad.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 21:01 |
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Haggis Heed posted:American goons everywhere have an argument that he's not poo poo for at least the next 5 years now. He's always been a crackin player, take your negativity out of this forum please.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 21:06 |
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Since its nearly christmas I think we should stop being rude about Jozy and instead be positive + encouraging!
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2013 13:36 |
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I'd like to see Jozy attempt to do the olympic bobsleigh track.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2013 21:12 |
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TelekineticBear! posted:He's likely similar to other youth prospects such as 23 year old danny welbeck Or 24 year old Tom Cleverly.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 00:32 |
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hes fuckin bad
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 14:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:44 |
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8 freakin goals, what drugs must I have been on to think Jozy Shitidore could score 8 goals. He's never even seen 8 goals I think.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2014 12:49 |