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Carrier
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8 goals for mr altidore

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serious gaylord posted:

So with the first match played, can we get an update on how many goals Jozy has scored?

its zero, he has scored zero goals. based on this stat I can say that if he continues at his current rate he will score exactly 0 goals all season.

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Fag Boy Jim posted:

Why did I say two goals. I'm an idiot tbh

I said 8 for Christ's sake.

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I'm personally a big fan of the slotted finish.

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vaginal culture posted:

So is your mother.

My mother isn't really a big football fan, though I think anyone can appreciate a nice goal.

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I want whatever drugs I was on when I suggested he would score 8 goals god drat

Carrier
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8 goals, I'm a mentalist.

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I predict that Jozy will not score for Sunderland in the next week.

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Ninpo posted:

Starting to question my prediction of 1 goal.

I said 8 ffs!

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Pissflaps posted:

Is he returning to the Dutch league?

If we are allowing such general statements as that (something I thought was implicitly NOT allowed) then I would like the opportunity to change my prediction to J ≥ 0 where J is the number of goals Jozy scores as specified in the OP.

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Timbers Jim posted:

Why the gently caress did I choose 8 or whatever it was? He's terrible, total loving dogshit

i also chose 8, i feel your pain, hes loving terrible

Carrier
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8 loving goals, every week my prediction reveals itself to be even more ridiculous.

Carrier
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Jozy Altidore is literally worse than Danny Welbeck, think about that for a moment, Danny loving Welbeck.

Sunderland should cut their losses, fast.

Carrier
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I said 8 goals im real dumb wtf 8 i must have been high as hell

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Omnikin posted:

There's a big black storm brewing in Sunderland this weekend- Jozy's going to come on in the 82nd minute and bury Liverpool. I can feel it in my bones

Not surprised to see Sunderland employing him as a groundsman now, they gotta do the best they can to recoup that 8 million fee, god the lads terrible at football.

Carrier
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What a terrible "footballer" Jozy is

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atomic gog posted:

I've just crunched the numbers and it has been around 1,925,565 minutes since his last barclays goal, scored on February 6th 2010.

I don't think hes played almost 2 million minutes of football, atomic gog.

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pointsofdata posted:

To my view, Altidore detractors don't really criticize his play. They just offer stale talking points that ignore his progress or even invent a custom reality, all regardless of what he actually does.

He's a goalscorer that doesn't score goals.

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Spangly A posted:

Good hustle from pointsofdata

Well played, make him mod lol.

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I'm hoping that Sunderland beat Derby's record tbh

Carrier
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8 games, no goals. At this rate, Jozy will score 0 goals by the end of the season.

Carrier
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gently caress me Jozy is terrible.

Carrier
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How many goals has Jozy Altidore scored this season?

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thanks for this, was getting a bit confused with the numbers

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that doesnt look particularly appetizing tbh

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Pissflaps posted:

Jozy will be plying his trade in another country this time next year.

hes a bit of a journeyman isnt he

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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I heard a rumour that jozy scored today is that true

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What a loving poo poo "player" Altidore is

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oh em gee bee ess posted:

Maybe he'll gently caress off to Turkey.

He'd probably eat a whole Turkey by himself.

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Pissflaps posted:

He's like a really fat bambi.

Even bambi could walk when there wasn't much ice around, it isn't quite winter yet jozy you fat sack of poo poo!

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Hes really bad lol

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May 12, 2009


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jozy

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ugh, i just, ugh

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I always believed in the lad.

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Haggis Heed posted:

American goons everywhere have an argument that he's not poo poo for at least the next 5 years now.

He's always been a crackin player, take your negativity out of this forum please.

Carrier
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Since its nearly christmas I think we should stop being rude about Jozy and instead be positive + encouraging!

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I'd like to see Jozy attempt to do the olympic bobsleigh track.

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TelekineticBear! posted:

He's likely similar to other youth prospects such as 23 year old danny welbeck

Or 24 year old Tom Cleverly.

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hes fuckin bad

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Carrier
May 12, 2009


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8 freakin goals, what drugs must I have been on to think Jozy Shitidore could score 8 goals. He's never even seen 8 goals I think.

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