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Adulterous Hitler posted:Oh god, this took way too long lol, rip
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Sep 23, 2013 01:32
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Jozy Owns Zero Yoo-hoos
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Sep 26, 2013 03:01
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Hi, I would like to purchase a Sunderland kit with the last name of American superstar footballer Josmer Volmy "Jozy" Altidore on the back, but it appears as if my favorite online retailer of football-related goods does not have this in stock, let alone any Sunderland kit whatsoever. Is this not unfavorable considering his status as one of the league's elite strikers?
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Oct 7, 2013 04:37
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Incredible
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Oct 13, 2013 00:00
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Oct 19, 2013 17:01
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yesssss
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Oct 19, 2013 18:12
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Jozy needs some Özil Jözil
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Oct 21, 2013 14:12
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I agree that Arsenal Football Club should be forced to use Jozy as their striker. So you want Arsenal to win every match for the rest of the season? I'm glad you think so.
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Oct 21, 2013 17:08
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Jozy will score a Premier League goal tomorrow. In fact, he will score two Premier League goals.
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Oct 27, 2013 00:00
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actionjackson posted:Begovic row for more perspective get out
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Nov 2, 2013 19:25
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Pissflaps posted:The sooner the United States introduces stricter gun control laws the better. Send jozy back to the MLS. He's going to get a fat contract from the new Miami club (which will fold within five years because no one in Florida gives a gently caress about sports).
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Dec 29, 2013 05:48
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Monday Bandele posted:1. as bad as Jozy's scoring record is, one small change (basically chance) would make a large difference in how those stats look. this is due to the exrtemely low numbers involved (chances and goals) for all of the strikers, but especially Jozy (he has the fewest chances too). I didn't say and wasn't trying to imply that the goal should be included. To me it indicates that comparisons drawn from those stats should be taken with a grain of salt. lol
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Feb 22, 2014 20:24
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Jozy will score two (2) goals tonight and the pig shall finally fly. Assuming that he even starts.
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Mar 26, 2014 20:24
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Maradonna Summer posted:jozy volmy altidore is an anagram of i, lazy voldemort 
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Mar 27, 2014 03:04
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WE DID IT
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Apr 19, 2014 19:09
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Woodenlung posted:Fat oval office It's beautiful
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Apr 19, 2014 19:16
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emjayo posted:2.0 with catching
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Apr 19, 2014 22:00
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where is the p'zone in jozy's stomach
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Apr 29, 2014 06:44
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Ewar Woowar posted:The Story of Little Black Jozy Jozy won't stand for this
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May 14, 2014 04:51
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I believe in Jozy's improvement and that he will score three (3) goals in the Barclays Premier League next season. The goals will all come against Chelsea.
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May 24, 2014 04:26
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Puseklepp posted:Word is he's struggling finding anyone that can pass.
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May 28, 2014 01:30
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I heard that Jozy scored not one but TWO (2) goals???????
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Jun 8, 2014 01:46
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Jozy will net two (2) goals today and pigs will fly
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