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Have any Americans scored yet? I know Guzan's still at zero. Shameful.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:09
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Interesting Jozy-facts: According to Wikipedia, Jozy Altidore is second cousin to Wayne Brady of Whose Line Is It Anyway fame.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:58
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cadfael posted:Its his hamstring apparently, might be out for a few weeks.
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Aug 31, 2013 17:12
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serious gaylord posted:When Di Canio is replaced Altidore wont even get on the bench.
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Sep 10, 2013 10:57
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R. Mute posted:Altidore will replace Di Canio and will finally shine when he doesn't have to kick the ball himself.
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Sep 22, 2013 22:40
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I'm really hoping he'll get that own goal though.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:06
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Someone tweet jozy a picture of a goal with a bunch of red arrows pointing to it
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Sep 29, 2013 18:26
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Benteke has destroyed defenders. The only way Jozy could harm any defender is if they trip over a steaming pile of Jozy when he inevitably falls over again.
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Sep 30, 2013 13:33
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T. Finninho posted:This thread really needs a Jozy goal because I kind of hate it
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Oct 9, 2013 19:37
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If we get a full line, can we turn the chart in for a prize or something?
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Nov 25, 2013 18:28
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I love the goals where any decent defender or keeper would've stopped them. All of them. They were all great.
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Nov 27, 2013 23:49
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Both Bendtner and Jozy score. Football is dead and lol chelsea
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Dec 4, 2013 21:04
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I tried to find a list of goal scorers in the Premier League that included Jozy, but even the most inclusive one cut off at two goals. Jozy only has one (1) goal.
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Jan 2, 2014 14:13
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Shrapnac posted:It's closer to "van go" than the way the English pronounce it "van guff."
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Jan 3, 2014 18:07
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belgend posted:Is an MLS assist like an assist, but not at all an assist?
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Feb 1, 2014 20:48
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The Jozy Altidore Thread: some sort of irrational cesspool of gormlessness
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Feb 6, 2014 19:36
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habeasdorkus posted:I'm just saying that this performance is probably worse than he actually is.
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Feb 6, 2014 19:57
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Feb 7, 2014 17:18
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Chris de Sperg posted:Why isn't Jozy in the squad for the Jozybowl?
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Mar 9, 2014 16:53
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serious gaylord posted:I wonder what mental gymnastics they'll pull when the US get buttfucked? book it
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Apr 8, 2014 15:11
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Jaltidore
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Apr 19, 2014 16:56
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It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Jozy "many tools" Altidore, soccer player for the USMNT. You have acclaim, boss around island nations, and you... actually score goals. The other life is lived in an actual real league, where you go by the football alias "garbageman" and are guilty of virtually every football crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
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May 2, 2014 19:43
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Jeezy Alti-tude.
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May 5, 2014 17:09
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America is the land of personal responsibility after all.
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mynameisjohn posted:wow christian benteke is fully sick. jozy sucks  
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