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I think he will score 3 goals. Not all in one match, but total, because he has the touch of a rapist.
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Can we get mod approval to brainstorm possible rivals puns to use re: Jozy in the GDT/MDT this season
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Aug 16, 2013 18:42
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Pissflaps posted:Is the one in the title not enough? I have some I've been kicking around I'd like to see if we can collaborate and really knock this out of the park
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Aug 16, 2013 18:56
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Pissflaps posted:Dozy Coleslaw I like Watchme Failtoscore
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Aug 16, 2013 19:00
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So far, and the stats bear this out (trust me - I'm a college grad) jozy is on pace to score 0 goals. Lol. Poor player.
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Aug 17, 2013 16:00
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Chris de Sperg posted:Jozy would score all the goals for Stanford, food for thought Everyone at stanfords goal is to someday score haha nerds. Go bears.
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Aug 17, 2013 16:03
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jyrka posted:Small sample size, rear end in a top hat! Don't sizeshame. Its 2013 ffs.
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Aug 17, 2013 16:03
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Goalfree Fattybore has put in a poor performance imo
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Aug 17, 2013 18:08
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Babby Thatcher posted:*29 games Hes bad
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Aug 17, 2013 18:37
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Strawman posted:Jozy will score three(3) league goals, one will be the winner against Newcastle. Nice, strawman I already guessed 3
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Aug 17, 2013 20:33
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Hmm are guesses after the season starts valid
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Aug 18, 2013 03:58
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Could someone make sure Jozy knows the season has begun?
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Aug 18, 2013 05:12
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cadfael posted:Like by a day, dont be such a meanie manpng. If he manages to score less than youre rather conservative estimate of 6, I'll buy you a new tar or an upgrade to sweeten the deal. Trying to break the rules fails so you resort to bribery. Where are your scruples gifman.
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Aug 18, 2013 19:39
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Lol he is so poo poo. Touch of a rapist 2nd touch is a tackle I'm glad i can take off my USMNT glasses and judge him fairly Your Weird Uncle posted:ah yes noted EPL non-goalscorer brian mcbride Had a look at his wikipedia page i see
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Aug 19, 2013 05:34
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A lot of times where he gets space its because the defender wasnt expecting the ball to bounce 10 feet off his foot. He's hilarious to watch, like Ade Akinbiyi if he played drunk
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Aug 19, 2013 08:33
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Hallowed Turban posted:He's poo poo I'd like to withdraw my entry from your competition from sheer disgust. Bold move. He is truly shocking.
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Aug 24, 2013 16:44
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I've been telling you all since 2005 Jozy is gash. You should have listened. How bad is the Dutch League wow.
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Aug 24, 2013 17:00
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No hyperbole Jozy is the worst striker in the Barclays. He cannot do the most basic things. He is so bad.
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Aug 24, 2013 17:50
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jyrka posted:What's the official goal count as of right now? 0 British Barclay goals for Jozy
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Aug 24, 2013 21:17
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He's a garbageman
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Aug 24, 2013 22:27
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Dzeko is Dzeko provided 2 assists in a man of the match performance and has only played 1 match. I agree with you that this guy is an anti-serb troll.
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Aug 24, 2013 22:54
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Is there a video of all jozys touches from the last game like there was for the first? He's so bad.
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Aug 26, 2013 02:59
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Whats the ideal wellness for an upper 90 strike?
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Aug 26, 2013 21:28
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Carrier posted:I'm personally a big fan of the slotted finish. So is your mother.
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Aug 26, 2013 21:33
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Olewithmilk posted:For Jozy Altidore to score 8 goals, as predicted by me, he has to score 1 goal every 4.75 games. As you can see for Jozy's current goalscoring form, he is still on track to fulfill my prediction; having 2.75 games to score one goal. Jozy is actually on pace to score Zero goals and be a huge garbageman
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Aug 27, 2013 17:35
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Blue Screen Error posted:I know they won't count for this all important competition, but does anyone think Jozy might bag a couple tonight against MK Dons? He might satisfy his hunger for goals at MC Donalds haha cause he is fat
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Aug 27, 2013 17:49
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Jozy takes too many steps when he runs. Very short stride. poo poo technique from top to bottom.
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Aug 28, 2013 08:49
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Jozy is a fraud and the silence from his "Jozy can do no wrong" fans is frankly deafening.
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Aug 28, 2013 17:36
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Babby Thatcher posted:don't write him off yet Brad Friedel was like 32 by the time he got remotely good Freddy was that age when he went to his first prom
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Aug 29, 2013 05:21
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Freddy Adu was probably like 25 when he was banging JoJo
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Aug 29, 2013 16:06
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Real Name Grover posted:Jozy's not in the 18. Heads up MLS posters this doesn't refer to the goal box thingy
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Aug 31, 2013 16:56
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Jozy to Garbageman FC is a done deal lol what a poo poo waster. Absolute filth.
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Aug 31, 2013 16:58
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My prediction of 3 might have been a bit much lol he is a dumpster
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Aug 31, 2013 17:08
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Fag Boy Jim posted:He's soft too. Big and soft. He is a real big girl.
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Aug 31, 2013 17:12
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belgend posted:Niggling injury: Come on now, Jozy is bad but no need for this filth
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Aug 31, 2013 17:13
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Real Name Grover posted:It makes you think you don't follow any Sunderland fans on Twitter That's probably a search
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Aug 31, 2013 17:23
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the sex ghost posted:I feel let down. all day ive been sitting thinking that even though leeds got beat i could watch jozy live on saturday night football, and now thats been cruelly taken from me Here you go mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSh1eLrxiqs
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Aug 31, 2013 17:28
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Pissflaps posted:Hmm except bambi saw at least one shot go in? Bambi's mom had a concussion imo
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Aug 31, 2013 17:34
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Seems like only bad american fans care about Jozy at all 
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