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Here's a soccer stat for you I just calculated: If Jozy indeed weighs 174 pounds then Sunderland could have bought his weight in gold over 4 times for the transfer fee they paid him.
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bow chicka wow wow posted:If he does okay in the World Cup it will definitely happen so cross your fingers for miracles I guess. To be fair Wickham just scored 8 in 12 in the Championship whilst Jozy struggled against Kidderminster.
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Jan 28, 2014 00:08
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Are you sure this is correct? I can not believe he scored a goal this season. The man's a joke.
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Jan 30, 2014 03:35
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Can someone post the miss?
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Feb 2, 2014 00:16
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I see the team letting Jozy down by getting a red card. Shameful.
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Feb 8, 2014 17:53
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my son bort posted:Where is the chart, the mainstream media say Jozy was goalless but I am understandably suspicious That is very lovely and problematic by the mainstream media to report on it before the updated chart is out.
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Feb 8, 2014 19:58
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http://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2014/2/10/5396662/altidore-sunderland-transfers-klinsmann-usmntquote:USA coach Jurgen Klinsmann hopes that Jozy Altidore leaves Sunderland and joins a Champions League club this summer.
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Feb 10, 2014 10:56
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Klinsmann is loving clueless and has always been. Wow, aren't you from the same country he is? Why aren't you blindly defending him no matter what he does?
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Feb 10, 2014 19:07
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Even though he didn't score today and only came off the bench, it looks like Connor Wickham is ready to take Jozy's place in the first eleven.
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Feb 15, 2014 18:17
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Scott Bakula posted:Player values in fantasy football drops when players are poo poo right? How cheap is he now for anyone doing it? He was £7 at the start of the season and has moved to £6.2 week by week.
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Feb 22, 2014 23:31
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I think it's safe enough to declare the people who guessed 1 goal the winners of this thread. It's highly unlikely that that mess of a footballer is going to score again this season. Thoughts?
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Mar 3, 2014 20:36
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What makes him think he's going to make the bench?
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Mar 3, 2014 20:57
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Mar 7, 2014 23:16
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Hahahahahahha Jozy is so poo poo I love it!
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Mar 10, 2014 10:53
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Jozy has a double-chin.
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Mar 15, 2014 23:23
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Some thoughts from Sunderland fans after Jozy's latest "performance": If we persist with this clown through the middle for the rest of the season we are relegation certainties. In my view after Sunderland for over 50 years he is the WORST EVER striker we have had but could well be the worst ever striker to get regularly game time since the Premier League was launched. Every game I really hope he scores and proves us all wrong that he's not that bad. I've never wanted a player to prove me wrong as much as Jozy. There is no escaping it though, he really is shite, poor first touch, sort as clarts, reminds me of a Sunday league player chasing every ball and not only does he look like he'll never score but he rarely looks like he will even have a chance. This might sound daft but I feel sorry for the lad. He's diabolical. Hopefully some mugs take him off us in the summer. Not the worst, however he is utter gash and we'll be relegated if Poyet persists on playing the knacker. An utter waste of a player on the pitch. It baffles me how people still rate Altidore. It is astonishing. He has failed at every good level he has played at, he scored for fun in in holland where everyone knows the standard is utter poo poo. I would be happy if he just put himself about but he can't even do that. Imagine lining up every game and looking at the centre for kick off and seeing Jozy over the ball. We can win this goes to " gently caress we have Dozy up front we are hosed" Playing with DOZY is like playing with ten men. I call him DOZY because he is loving DOZY on the pitch , apart from his horrendous first touch, lack of pace, dribbling skills heading ability and strength, he does not even think like a footballer. He never makes intelligent runs, is often glaringly offside, and on the occasions when we are threatening the opponents box on a break, is miles behind the play where a striker should be. two goals in almost 60 appearences. almost one goal per season. for a striker the man paid to score goals. whether you like it or not those stats are what get you relegated and what make you an absolute diabolical player
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Mar 17, 2014 02:31
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Is Jozy ever expected to help the team as well or does the team exist to help Jozy only?
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Mar 17, 2014 21:07
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Spot the poo poo leagues:
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Mar 18, 2014 20:54
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Is JOZY even a Feminist?
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Mar 22, 2014 03:42
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Pissflaps posted:Imagine if Jeremy Pond got an account and posted here... Is that the Jozy PR guy? If so I bet he would buy an account and post in rage if he saw this thread. What I'm saying is, someone link him on twitter.
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Mar 22, 2014 17:32
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I mean, I 'get' why people are doing it but are some here seriously suggesting a black person of color is bad at football? loving racist scum.
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Mar 22, 2014 17:35
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:I love Jozy. I love the fact that it was Sunderland who bought him. Everything about it is perfect. There are mental fans and literal stalkers of Korean footballer Ki Sung-Yueng on Sunderland message boards as well.
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Mar 22, 2014 18:11
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A solid starter on a top EPL club
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Mar 22, 2014 20:02
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According to that scouting report article his future fee would be $10.5-11M.
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Mar 22, 2014 21:19
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I read bigsoccer for the first time ever, a lot of good stuff about today's game:quote:You guys wanna know how bad they are playing today? Through 30 minutes, Colback has 8 non-defensive touches. A central midfielder. Eight. quote:Sunderland's D is pretty meh but holy crap at that goal. quote:The color commentator tries meekly to blame it all on Altidore. Because he is frustrating the rest of the Sunderland players. Hilarious. quote:The announcer just said that Altidore's teammates should be mad at him for doing nothing. Hello Mr. Crooked Teeth, Altidore hasn't touched the ball once within ten yards of the box. What do you expect from him? Should he play all eleven positions on the field? quote:Commentator bemoaning Jozy. JA can't hold onto the ball or bring the midfield into the play. Have you seen the Sunderland midfield? quote:I don't know if there is a striker in the world that would make this team much better. Maybe a world class striker would help a little bit, but when you have that little quality around you, a world class CF isn't likely to make a difference. The team needs quality in almost every position. Its impossible for a CF to be the solution with this little talent on the field around him. quote:Actually, JozyBradley is basically saying what the BBC - Newcastle commentator said during the game. Gary Bennett seems to have developed true hatred of Altidore, and he's been campaigning for a while to get him benched and sold. Actually, what Benno says of him is a lot worse, now that I think about it. Love the delusion. Love the Americanisms.
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Mar 22, 2014 21:44
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Any good thinkpieces on Jozy recently?
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Mar 22, 2014 22:18
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To the tune of John Cage's 4'33": Jozy's goalscoring record.
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Mar 26, 2014 23:48
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Did jozy seriously play for another 90 minutes and not score? Jozy, a striker, today: 
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Mar 27, 2014 02:12
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I get where Altidore is coming from when he plays. I see why he's frustrated and it isn't coming off for him. He's in a place where he's expected to just play in individual beast mode. "Shut your mouth and head in the ball no matter where we send it. Don't bother me with your checking and showing and combining." But he is a player that wants to play pretty soccer and exchange the ball quickly. He gets confused and frustrated when that type of movement isn't recognized and reciprocated. He's not mentally built to play long ball or "me vs. the world." I get that. Some players are built to function within a team that plays soccer.
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Mar 27, 2014 04:28
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Everyone, go back in the thread and look how much we overrated Jozy. Even pissflaps, who in his own words "hates Jozy," predicted he'd score six goals. Six goals!
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Mar 27, 2014 16:50
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jyrka posted:Even pissflaps, who in his own words "hates Jozy," predicted he'd score six goals. Six goals! With 5 more goals for Jozy, Sunderland would not be in the relegation zone. So in essence pissflaps predicted that Jozy would save Sunderland from relegation.
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Mar 27, 2014 17:01
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Strawman posted:far post peels, near post crashes, runs down the gut alone, curled runs, angled runs What in the world???
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Mar 27, 2014 18:11
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Mar 27, 2014 18:19
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oliwan posted:AZ manager Dick Advocaat has now also dropped Aron Jóhannsson from the first team. Is he the one who chose to be an American? I'd like to "drop" him off the turtles that hold up the earth.
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Mar 31, 2014 20:34
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It's Sunderland's fault for playing in a league that's too strong for Jozy!
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Mar 31, 2014 22:01
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Any good American forums posts after yesterday's match?
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Apr 1, 2014 16:43
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MoPZiG posted:Wasnt that a loan deal from Villareal? The investment in him this time was Alfonso Alves-esque... gently caress off. Alves scored 10 goals in 42 premiership matches. Jozy has 2 in 53.
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Apr 6, 2014 19:25
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Call me crazy but I think Jozy could do a decent job in League Two.
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Apr 7, 2014 22:17
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Fat Lowtax posted:Neil Metcalfe @Metcalficus 13m  Such a lazy, thick footballer.
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Just realised Jozy has scored as many goals for Sunderland as Mart Poom. 
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