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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNtXHYgtTts
Pleads is still a goddamn wizard.

E-A-S-H-L
noun
1. Hit anything that moves. (See also: "Borking")
2. 20 minutes of aggravation of being embarrassed by a group of frenchie danglers because you can't check them or poke the puck away. (See also. "Tecmo Bowl'd")
3. The EASHL is your chance to show the world that you or your team are the best in the world. The EASHL allows you to take a created character online and compete in a 6 v 6 hockey game. All stats are tracked as your player grows to become a legend. Your team is also tracked in over 30 statistical areas and is ranked in the leaderboards. Join the EASHL to try to become the next great one. (See also: ":fuckoff:")

If you don't know what this is by now, get out.


Past threads
EASHL '13
EASHL '12
EASHL '11
EASHL '10: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
EASHL '09

IRC Channel
Server: irc.synirc.net
Channel: #eashlgoons
Direct link to channel


Streaming Borking Available @ BorkTV: http://bit.ly/BorkTV if warning still plays



:siren: Goon Teams :siren:

How to join: Wait until March when people stop coming around
Seriousness: :laffo:
Normal Playtime: Nights & Weekends
GMs Gamertag: Bradf0rd40, Hockles10
Status: By invite


Screaming Eagles HC (SE)
Description: Former members of The Brotherhood, The Neighboorhood, & the Sisterhood.
How to join: Ask Ruckus or Quincy for a tryout
Seriousness: 8/10
Normal Playtime: ~9pm Eastern
GMs Gamertag: SOLO Ruckus, QuikDrawQuincy, kpjea
Status: By Invite


Teds Ice Rink Emporium (TED)
Description: A prime example of why drinking and hockey are a great match.
How to join: Hahahaha, gently caress you.
Seriousness: -1/10
Normal Playtime: What is normal
GMs Gamertag: essbeeay
Status: By Initiation

Plan B Coathangers (PBC)
Description: Broke off from the Screaming Eagles in NHL12, played all of NHL13 by ourselves and didn't post, we don't allow animal loving or that slayer guy (unless he chills out)
How to join: message a gm
Seriousness: 5/10 do people really take this serious
Normal Playtime: ~9pm Eastern,
GMs Gamertag: booshi ray ray, willnetsky, hanabal03,verman84
Status: Seriously, no animal loving, we had to kick a guy out last year because of this


If you have a team, feel free to post it, and I will add it to the list. No free-agent list this year, because, :effort: If you need a team, get in IRC or msg a GM. Except us. We probably don't want you.

:words: about Online stuff: http://www.easports.com/nhl/news-updates-gameplay/article/nhl-14-online-modes-improvements

Hockles fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Apr 10, 2014

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Crystal Lake

sba posted:

My gamertag is actually "essbeeay"

I took 3 days off to poopsock for my legend card.

I forgot to update it since you changed. Also, I am not at all trying for legend card in a short time.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Crystal Lake

Bradf0rd posted:

Welp, Hockles is off the team.

Do you really want me out in the world, possibly facing me?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Anders posted:

Absolutely. It's the best. Remember to change the camera, because the BaP camera sucks

That reminds me...

This is my setup for custom camera from the '12 thread, for posterity:

Free-Roam
Distance: 100.00
Pitch: 40.95
Offensive Offset: 100.00
Focus: Me

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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crondaily posted:

Thanks! Do I have to start "be a pro" first or can I just start online in EASHL and play online? I traded in NHL13 for credit towards NHL14.

You can just start online. The stats are separate, except I would assume you can still unlock your boosts either online or offline.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Anders, if you get a couple more, you guys could make RGR Euro.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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HanabaL03 posted:

Plan B Coathangers still plays regularly and we are all getting '14. You can come join the likes of I Abort Fetuses, Registerd Sexoffender, Promnignt Dmpsterbaby.

Post your info like in the OP, so I can add it up there.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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360. The PS3 group will have their own thread.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Southpaw posted:

Welp, just got my first penalty of '14. 2:30 seconds into my second game I received a gamer for injuring a guy.

Then later, I fought a dude because he laid out Anubis. Shortly afterwards, we scored the GWG.

Hockey's back, bitches.

:killdozer:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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You still can't sort your club roster at all. Maybe it will be a feature in NHL 15.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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This year's money goal:

1) Be a left handed shot, shooting on a regular (glove on left hand) goalie
2) Skate right to left through the high slot, shoot over glove hand
3) repeat

Alternatively, just shoot at the glove. We just faced a team that scored 6 times, in the exact same spot.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bradf0rd posted:

Hello Hockles' junk!

;-*

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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sba posted:

• Increased the accuracy of players making pass interceptions.


This is so poorly worded.

Bradf0rd posted:

I have not played this game since GTA came out and I haven't really missed it.

Also this

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Is that 3 or 5 Overtimes?


e: btw, Above Average PK

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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We have played the best game in EASHL history. This is from an AI player in our Playoff game:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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drat it. I missed it. Again.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Hockles posted:

drat it. I missed it. Again.

Well, they fixed the achievement. So, I finally got it.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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It's hard to jumpdeke on the offset penalty-shot camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OVTWfvTGBE

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlXwnK6AaEk

That's me getting out of the box after a 5 on 3

Hockles fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jan 16, 2014

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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I win at all hits ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJUXppmexg

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUKvU1oJpaQ

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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:golfclap:

This is somewhat more legit than the time time somebody on PS3 posted a PIM record, but with the other team 21/25 on PP because they let the other team score so they could get more penalties.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Hey guys, I'm going to witness real life Sisterhood jerseys in 2 weeks:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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xzzy posted:

Does that zero mean the other team dropped?

That means they scored 0 goals. :haw:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgoJufmfDW0

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Our St. Patrick's Day jerseys. Shirts or skins. That's shirt.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Skins

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Bradf0rd posted:

Seriously. Hockles could never grow stubble like that.

I can too. See?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Hockey Jesus is dead

long live Hockey Jesus

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Games like that show why I'm like a 10 time all-star

:smuggo:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Long live Hockey Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoza7SoGCP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phIDcuT0_4



These two goals within 2 minutes made this team rage quit. 4 at the first goal, including the human goalie, then the other 2 at the second. The second goal was supposed to be a cross-crease pass.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tROM7BvPPUs

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Doctor Butts posted:

Yea but instead of murdering the player and have the puck trickle to his teammate, taking me out of position, I can poke check it to his teammate and still be in position.

Or, you know, the funnel D setting up the other guys for a hit.

Sounds like a trap

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkvspWT2Sw8

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKmDstzPAk

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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Because Pleads' arms are broken and he can't look for himself, I added the old EASHL threads to the OP.

The good old days... :allears:

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0xqfoLOHjg

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