EASHL '14 - This year matchmaking is fixed. We totally mean it this time.

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Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

crondaily posted:

Recommend a position to play that isn't going to cripple my team if I'm not amazing?

Anything except goalie, honestly.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 18:44

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:39

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Quotin self

Pleads posted:

I didn't get my BAUER pack? Is it because EB gets some of the boosts but it specifically says GAMESTOP for the sweet orange Bauer stuff?

Cause I want the Bauer stuff Anyone have an extra and want to swing a deal?

loving EB. Fuckers.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2013 07:00

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Paging #flightsim to collect their lost child

# ¿ Sep 12, 2013 22:33

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Cram it, nerds.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2013 23:02

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

A few days ago I tried playing NHL again. It hard locked trying to test a created goalie on the ice to see his pads, then I played 2 games of lovely drop-in and then could not find enough players for a 3rd.

RIP NHL, you won't be missed.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 16:10

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

For GTA? idk exactly what combos you have trouble with but driving while shooting, and probably flying while trying to control yaw and/or elevation, would prob be tough.

Ask in IRC you can get more detailed answers to specific stuff without us derailing this awful game's thread with talk of a good game.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 00:14

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Aside from the semis where we needed 3 third-period goals to come back and win, that was dominant playoff performance.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 08:12

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

sba posted:

Including your heroics with 1.9 seconds left.

If shouting at a virtual hockey game loud enough to scare your cats is wrong, I don't want to be right!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 08:44

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

The Neighborhood is pleased to announce that forward Eddie Colliva has been unanimously voted into the RGR Hall of Fame. In addition, the number 48 shall be retired in his honour.

His number will be raised to the rafters at the next RGR home game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mr433A6GNA

# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 03:26

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

This is the nicest goal ever stolen from my enforcer defenceman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS3K0NhlrbY

:argh:

Rucchin!

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 07:06

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

The boys are back

Doctor Butts is an All-Star defenseman in the EASHL!
TB Rays 23 is an All-Star defenseman in the EASHL!
Legeidus is an All-Star defenseman in the EASHL!
Hockles10 is an All-Star defenseman in the EASHL!

# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 07:18

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

20 minutes of play.
40 minutes of penalties.
3 non-fighting majors.

This game is going to be special.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 06:17

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

We had games of 96 and 95 hits before that but needed that triple digit game.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2014 09:15

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

It is the second intermission and I have beaten Joe's record of 35 hits.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 06:53

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Woo! The Neighbohood (sic) sets a new team record for team hits, and All-Star Defenceman Pleads (playing LW) sets the individual hits record.

_{_{_{(See if you can tell which team scored 9 NHL rebound goals and 6 glitch short side goals.)}}}

Suck it, Joe.

efb fu demonlord

# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 07:15

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

We weren't trying to let in goals but holy god if our lovely AI goaltender wouldn't kick every loving rebound across into the empty slot.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 07:18

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THE MACHO MAN posted:

we actually won when I broke it, cheeser

I sure hope you're not applying for jobs that require you to ready anything successfully!

Bradf0rd posted:

So special that EA disconnected it for all of us.

However, the game before was Borking.txt. Congrats to j0ehoe for setting a new hits record.

From a later game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgPeDTLijsE

# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 16:39

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 21:17

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Joe just took 9 minutes of penalties in one shift before the whistle blew.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 06:45

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http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/187712760
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/187713180

This was the goal that made it 6-5. Then I banged home an ugly one in the final minute to tie it.

A solid game all around.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 15:10

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

I wish I'd gotten a replay of my fight where I one-shot uppercut the guy. I forget which game that was, I think the first one before I sat out one (the first of the back-to-back it appears). I love the noodle-legged fall when you finish a fight with an uppercut.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 18:51

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

ICE TILT

Their first goal, the guy was driving outside and got bumped off the puck. The puck slid from the circle, into the crease, through the goalie, into the net.

For the OT goal the guy took an unobstructed shot directly at the goalie from the high slot. The goalie proceeded to slide sideways out of his crease, getting a glove on the mid-net shot and bobbling it up and over his shoulder into the goal.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 09:15

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Guess which team won this game:

It was us, they all quit out 10 minutes into the first period of a game they were winning because we kept hitting them

# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 07:10

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

I hit a guy so hard their entire team dropped out of the game.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 04:44

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der juicen is the reason vision control was removed from the NHL franchise.

He was the random sample Rammer picked to review feature usage.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 06:52

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Doctor Butts slashed a dude really hard and earned 3 major penalties in one incident.

We didn't notice until someone else drew a penalty and then 2+ minutes were gone in a flash.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 06:04

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:39

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Duke Chin posted:

Wait, what?

Found in his hotel room, no official cause, OD suspected

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 03:52

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