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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I'm pretty sure buying those cats is going to win me this game within five minutes, but it's going to take me an hour to save up enough to buy them :argh:

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

WendigoJohnson posted:

I'm making 10 million cookies a second and it's still not enough.

My goal is to get everything to 100 and unlock all upgrades. That's the end of the game, right?

Right? :ohdear:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
The final cursor upgrade only bumped me up by 7 million CPS. It wasn't super expensive, at least (was actually cheaper than cursors #155-160), but I'm disappointed :smith:

Going down the list trying to get 100 of everything, the last five alchemy labs are going to be loving brutal. #95 is already 116 bil, ugh.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

WhitemageofDOOM posted:

Time machines are
A) Bloody expensive
B) Bloody efficient

Seriously, a 100 tril a pop at 48 of the bastards.

I believe you mean 100 billion; you had me panicked for a second.

I'm still trying to get 100 portals. They're at 120 billion at #80; I expect them to reach 300 billion or more by 100 :shepface:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

big mean giraffe posted:

I'm at 62 and they cost me 715 million, what are you on about?



Trying to get 100 of portal & time machine. My current strategy is to just buy whichever is currently cheaper. I still have two +15% upgrades left to get, each costing 1 trillion, but I'm planning on leaving this on overnight and I should get around 8 trillion, more than enough for those.

Now if you excuse me, I have spreadsheets to update and cookies to make!!!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Ogmius815 posted:

Wow I can't believe I never tried clicking on those things. Dumb dee dumb.

The game is called Cookie Clicker. How... how do you not try clicking those cookies?? :confused:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
C/D: Can I get the Base 2 achievement with 160 cursors/128 grandmas/100 everything else? Or does it need to be more exact?

Also about to get my 100th portal, then I can beyond the long slog towards 100 time machines :getin:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I never closed the tab. I still have my cookies. I can never close my browser

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

The Lord of Hats posted:

drat you, Golden Cookie achievements! drat youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

I need 27 more cursors, and 33 more Time Machines, but everything else (1,000,000,000 CPS, both golden cookie upgrades, and both golden cookie achievements) require those drat golden cookies to appear.

I finally got the first golden cookie upgrade, but I don't think it made the spawn rate any loving higher. What's the second one at again, twenty-something? Seems impossible :smith:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I'm at Time Machine #74 and it already takes 3 hours per machine :ohdear:

Pretty sure that maxing out cursors is going to end up cheap by comparison - cursor #176 will be a mere half hour.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Sulphuric Sundae posted:

Game updated! Woo!

Clicking in now almost worth something at higher levels and there's a whole bunch of grandma upgrades.

I refreshed before realizing that there was a golden cookie on my screen :smithicide:

Sindai posted:

Even more expensive cookie types too. Two more +15% upgrades for 10 trillion each.

EDIT: And an achievement for clicking 77 gold cookies. :getin:

NO

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
help

background is grandmas

what is happening

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Frionnel posted:

Ok, so i just found out what the last one is.
Elder Covenant: Puts a permanent end to the grandmapocalypse at the price of 20% your Cps

Oof, that seems like a poor deal. What advantage is there to ending it?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Can someone explain the grandma pledging mechanic?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:


welp, see you guys in two weeks, I guess, given my current CPS of ~500 million :smith:

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Phenotype posted:

I'm out! I had 80/81 upgrades, all but the 100 time machine achievement, and 82 time machines. Then I read that post that said 85 time machines was roughly 10% of the total. Then they dropped a ton of new upgrades.

gently caress cookies.

I'm reppin cinnamon rolls from now on.

I agree with all of this, but... I just can't convince myself to close the tab :smith:

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