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big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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Rhinoceraptor posted:

Child labor will double factory efficiency....do I dare?

The upgrades are pointless really.

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big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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I don't see any cats or milk are you guys playing an old version?

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abraham linksys posted:

I believe you mean 100 billion; you had me panicked for a second.

I'm still trying to get 100 portals. They're at 120 billion at #80; I expect them to reach 300 billion or more by 100 :shepface:

I'm at 62 and they cost me 715 million, what are you on about?

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abraham linksys posted:



Trying to get 100 of portal & time machine. My current strategy is to just buy whichever is currently cheaper. I still have two +15% upgrades left to get, each costing 1 trillion, but I'm planning on leaving this on overnight and I should get around 8 trillion, more than enough for those.

Now if you excuse me, I have spreadsheets to update and cookies to make!!!

Derp read that as time machines :downs:

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nominal posted:

Also holy poo poo those last 5 cursors to 160 are gonna be EXPENSIVE. They're like 13 billion more than my time machines! I guess that probably means I haven't built enough time machines, huh?

Yeah let me know when your time machines cost 3 trillion apiece.

big mean giraffe
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God I hope the Android port lets me bring over my save. Goodbye battery life.

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I said come in! posted:

I haven't been able to access Cookie Clicker for a couple days now. How are you guys playing? :(

I haven't closed my Cookie Clicker window since Saturday.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

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weavernaut posted:

Did the Mathematician achievement get taken out?

Nope, still have it.

big mean giraffe
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Leadthumb posted:

Sounds like you just like white chocolate. Red velvet is gross, shameful imitation of chocolate, a putrid relic left over from world war 2 rationing. I'm sorry your taste buds don't work, or that you don't know any better. If there was something I could do to fix you, and everyone else who agrees with you, I would.

White chocolate isn't even real chocolate, it's bullshit. It's 10 times more offensive than red velvet, which is delicious, and contains cocoa.

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Got my first 6.666 quadrillion cookie chain, finally got 100 antimatter condensers and the upgrade, almost doubling my CPS. Finally broke 100 billion/sec. Now to save up for 240 cursors.

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The Unholy Ghost posted:

I don't understand how you guys have so many chips. I've been playing since the week this came out and I only have 174.

Well...unless you all have your computers on literally all day? :tinfoil:

My computer is literally on all day every day.

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Merijn posted:

I'M FREEEEEEEE :toot:



man when is the dungeons update coming

With that measly chip count? I think not.

big mean giraffe
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I think he means more for the fact that it makes the numbers not ugly, even if you turn off any 'cheats' as you call them.

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This Clicking Bad is kind of neat but nowhere near as well designed as Cookie Clicker. I played for like an hour and got to the 'waiting forever to get enough money to buy the next level.' Stuff gets too expensive too fast.

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God the game is ugly without cookie monster. It's like playing Skyrim without mods.

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Is there a way to kill the Sea Serpent?

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Yeah I got 190% or something, it's kinda nice for spamming demons, with thousands of health everything dies.

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washow posted:

I spent all my chocolate bars on enchants so I don't have any left for pains au chocolat.
Beat the game though. Got the talking candy and opened up the chest.

But I'm still missing one item next to the claws

Your missing item is probably the pitchfork if you're missing the one to the right of the claw
And if you've beaten the game you can use the computer and give yourself as many candies, lollipops, chocolates or pain au chocolats.

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Or just edit the text and manually give yourself chocolate bars, don't do some dumb save scum reset poo poo that takes way longer.

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UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I have all upgrades but the Halloween cookies. Is it more profitable to pop wrinklers or click golden cookies?

If you're actively clicking definitely golden cookies.

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