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A Yolo Wizard posted:It says I'm missing 2 upgrades, when do i get prompted for those - everything is at 100 units currently except for the last two (85, 54) There are additional upgrades for 120 and 160 cursors Every other upgrade for every other unit appears at 10
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gggiiimmmppp posted:I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this cookie game is a hoax. Crossposting from TCC: Um, again. Time travel. They are pulling additional cookies (and therefore additional mass) from time travel. Not to mention, people eating the cookies. The matter can be reuseable. edit: also the cookieverse, pulling additional matter from a universe that isn't our own
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Aug 27, 2013 17:50
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gggiiimmmppp posted:You don't have to reuse anything, you can leave them in the bank, and furthermore there's no indication that the cookies spent on time machines, portals and the like are ever used in the first place. For all we know, they're made out of cookies. Just because the cookies are spent doesn't take them out of the equation or return the raw materials. You're right. But whether they're spent or not doesn't matter. The amount of matter (and therefore cookies) in our universe is irrelevant because the bulk of our cookies are coming from alternate universes or the past.
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Aug 27, 2013 17:54
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gggiiimmmppp posted:That raises other important cosmological quandaries; at some point you'd exceed the mass of dark matter, halting and reversing the expansion of the universe. If we're going down this road, we should seek cookie equillibrium, nothing more, or we'll wind up in the awkward situation of having to export cookies or import dark cookies (ugh) to prevent the big crunch endgame. You do what you gotta
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Aug 27, 2013 17:59
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gggiiimmmppp posted:We simply don't understand the forces at work here on the cosmological scale, but it's certainly possible to predict the catastrophic ramifications of adding a universe worth of mass to our planet. It'd destabilize the whole solar system, cause our satellites to crash out of the sky, make standing upright on the Earth's surface pretty much impossible without breaking your legs and, ultimately, the earth will spontaneously begin fusing cookies which due to the low hydrogen/helium content would promptly result in a cookienova. The only sane course of action is an immediate moratorium on cookie clicking until we can find a way to disperse the added mass across the universe. Some say the world will end in cookies, Some say in cream. From what I've baked with my broskis I hold with those who favor cookies. But if I had another scheme, I think I know enough of fate To say that to drown in cream Would then await Spiffo fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 18:39
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Ularg posted:Will this indie game also be on the PS4? coming soon to Kinect™
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Aug 27, 2013 20:49
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What does milk do? How does it work?
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Aug 27, 2013 22:12
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namechange me to Grandma's Moist Cookie
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Aug 27, 2013 23:55
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This game is everything Final Fantasy XIII wanted to be
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Aug 28, 2013 16:23
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of bees posted:Question here. For the base 10 achievement, it says to have 10 time machines, 20 portals, 30 labs, and so forth. If I'm already past that point (I have like 20 time machines right now), how would I get that achievement? You can sell buildings back. Kind of a pain in the butt just for one achievement, though.
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Aug 28, 2013 16:41
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Ha ha ha there's an achievement for selling a grandma
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Aug 28, 2013 17:11
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Started a new game, working up to those big "All income up 10%" upgrades they only cost 
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Aug 28, 2013 18:53
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Leadthumb posted:Anyone know if you do a reset and keep your achievements, do you keep your milk? Not sure, but probably. When the update that added achievements and milk happened, I had a shitload of milk on me immediately. All over me. Milk all over my body.
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Aug 28, 2013 19:14
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Aug 28, 2013 20:43
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Danyull posted:So do the 5% upgrades stack to 20% or is it 5% of the total with any previous 5% upgrades? No it's not you'll buy them all anyway 
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Aug 28, 2013 21:04
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Reiz posted:160 cursors unlocks the final(?) cursor upgrade that gives you +x cookies per second/cookies per click for every building you have Yeah it's like +20 too, so the bonus is gigantic
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Aug 28, 2013 21:39
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Awesome! posted:I will have 200 grandmas and I will like it. 
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Aug 28, 2013 21:53
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Madcosby posted:It seems the makers of the game hapharardly assigned prices and benefits to the items with very little thought. Obviously, the game is a giant grind but the pricing makes no sense whatsoever. Also the exponentially increasing prices without exponential growth in cookies is pretty unsatisfying. I tend to play grindy toss-away browser games a bit (mostly Flash stuff on Kongregate - Penguin, Bison, Knightmare Tower, etc) and those typically feature a slow start grind followed by a period of decent purchasing power that pushes the game towards completion. much like your posting 
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Aug 28, 2013 22:07
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gggiiimmmppp posted:You'll want to click the cookie a few more times for more achievements but you'll want to wait till you're getting thousands of cookies per click because some of those achievements are for how many homemade cookies you can make Yeah, it's safe to click once you've got the 15-clicks cheevo. Speaking of which, for the hidden "Reset after X cookies", I assume that refers to All Time cookies? And not just the ones on-hand?
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Aug 29, 2013 16:28
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Leadthumb posted:Sadly that still wouldn't be worth more than the %10 cookie for me. It's still pretty rad, yeah. 7x instead of 2x owns.
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Aug 29, 2013 19:37
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Sodium Chloride posted:^^ Bake some real cookies while you wait to bake digital cookies. No, keep refreshing. You can bake real cookies once the counter is rolling again. edit: News: Known universe now jammed with cookies. No vacancies! Oh my god gggiiimmmppp was right what have I done
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Aug 29, 2013 19:53
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hcreight posted:"Too many cookies" is a nonsensical and blasphemous phrase. Consider yourself excommunicated. The universe is full. No vacancy. There's no more room for cookies. We must expand our efforts to other universes. Other worlds. We must conquer them, and use the space within for cookie storage. This is what Pacific Rim was about.
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Aug 29, 2013 20:51
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Leadthumb posted:I wish I could shut off the cookie frenzy bonus, and only get the flat cookie bonus. I'm still getting flat bonuses in addition to the 7x. No more 2x though.
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Aug 29, 2013 20:52
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Small and Blue posted:The developer actually just shutting down the game forever now would make this a pretty impressive stunt.  The Final Achievement
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Aug 29, 2013 21:50
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thorf posted:Multiply cookies gives you 10% more cookies or 1800 * cps, whichever is lower. People keep saying whichever is lower but I swear it's not true.
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Aug 30, 2013 16:51
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K. Farb posted:"moist cookies" yes
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Sep 3, 2013 19:51
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zalgo fake edit Grandmapocalypse is the best thing in the world
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Sep 3, 2013 21:22
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Instant Grat posted:Time machine number 200 would cost 123456789*1.15^199 cookies We are eternal Spiffo fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Sep 4, 2013 |
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Sep 4, 2013 15:52
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deptstoremook posted:But I have to wonder--are the dungeons a joke or are they actually planned? Considering he actually planned and implemented a grandma apocalypse Oh it's happening alright. I wouldn't put anything past him.
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Sep 4, 2013 17:23
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ankleteeth posted:So what happens if I keep researching the upgrade linking the grandma's brains together. I got the first one and it says they're awoken. Does it end with total grandmother supremacy? No. It never ends.
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Sep 4, 2013 20:52
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D34THROW posted:Does Elder Covenant count as an upgrade? I have one upgrade left to finish them all. I don't think it does, it doesn't show up in the list. You're probably missing the 200 cursors one.
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Sep 6, 2013 18:08
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Gotta say, when Get Lucky causes gold-cookie overlap, it's the greatest thing.
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Sep 6, 2013 18:42
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Oblivion4568238 posted:How many gold cookie clicks to I have to have before I unlock Get Lucky? If you've got Lucky Day, you should be able to get Serendipity soon enough. Gold Cookies will be easier to notice since they appear more often and stay on screen longer. At 27 gold cookie clicks, Serendipity becomes available. Then you'll be seeing gold cookies all the fuckin' time, can't miss 'em. Get Lucky shows up at 77 gold cookies, unfortunately.
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Sep 6, 2013 18:55
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Hardtarget posted:aaaah, ok. I only just unlocked Kitten Helpers. There are three kitten upgrades, they all improve your cps. If my math is right, the first one gives you +5% at 100 milk, the second gives +10% at 100 milk, and the third gives +20% at 100 milk. The exact amount they give scales with milk. More milk = more +cps%.
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Kazanir posted:The benefit is that now you have 144 seconds of 7x production. If you get the not-so-crappy golden cookie outcome (the 10% or 30-minutes whichever is lower) during that time, which happens relatively frequently, suddenly that 30 minutes of production is 30 minutes of the 7x production you are currently running. Yeah, the double-length thing makes frenzies overlap with the next cookie pretty often. That means the Lucky bonus often becomes 7x better. More than enough to make up for what you spent on the upgrade.
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