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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I don’t think he even gets us man.

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



we have to milk this cow for all she's worth... we need to be wooed

i can go for some wood

uh, no we're saying wooed

yeah cool, we'll get some wood, we'll build something cool, then we'll go get the money

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm not a sexual child molester! I'm Dennis Reynolds, I'm handsome and chiselled!

♪ Do not diddle kids! It's no good, diddling kids!
I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter!
No little kids, gotta be biiiig,
Older than my wife, older than my daughter, something like that! ♪

(panicked heavy breathing)

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Super Deuce posted:

I don't know how someone can be upset about the black face in Sunny when it was always specifically to show how racist it appears when it's done. Like, that's the entire point. Further, it's even dumber to get upset about it related to Sunny because they had way more racial jokes than just putting some makeup on someone, but those are okay?

I mean, S1E1 is "The Gang Gets Racist", and they're being racist. If someone sees an isolated screencap of the blackface stuff, clutches their pearls, and denounces it devoid of context, authorial intent, or even actual depiction of what happens in the show, that's just uninformed, and frankly, to be disregarded.

It's the kind of media "analysis" that early-2010s Tumblr was doing, and I'm glad it's mostly gone from there.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
How are you gonna count a liquid!?

Uh, I know how to count dude.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Oh man, Mac And Charlie Die also has possibly one of the best opening bits ever:

"OK, so just to clarify for the parole board once again: You are claiming that your father threatened to, quote, "Eat the living poo poo out of you." ... And Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police you claimed that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, "Jam a bunch of stuff into your butt," he was going to "rape you so hard the room would stink." Then, he was going to, quote, "eat your butt, and [his son's] butt, in the stink, until his stomach was full of... your butts." Is this correct?"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Charlie's teeth make me ill

But God the scream when they slam that neon into the brick wall

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Eh, I'll suck 'em down

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

moist turtleneck posted:

Charlie's teeth make me ill

But God the scream when they slam that neon into the brick wall

Mac's reaction to Charlie giving him poppers is priceless.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
You know what zis is like, banging chicks zat you live wiz? It's terrible, man. "Bap bap ba," every day you have to deal wit zis, "bap bap bap bap ba." *spits* Get out, lady!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


Mister Speaker posted:

Mac's reaction to Charlie giving him poppers is priceless.

I love when Charlie's holding the poppers up to Mac's nose while he's firing off the gun in that wedding dress.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Suppose the other guy is picturing a girl also...?"

"How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?"

"Idunno. That's his problem!"

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
This thread has been through a lot lately, but I think we can all agree: Let's chop cats!

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
Choppin cats is bad rear end!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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oh jay
Oct 15, 2012

Sometimes I wonder if like, if our lives are more valuable, ya know?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Kitten mittens might have the funniest teaser of all time.

https://youtu.be/47D9-U8hn5I?si=E9OPp2xRScuFZ9VX

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
The kitten mittens episode in general is one of my all-time favourites. And luckily I made hundreds of copies of this post!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The cat full on committed to the bit. Real dedication.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
I love the episodes where animals are involved. Cats with mittens, cats and birds in walls, Poppins, Jack Bauer the cat born on scrap metal in a pool of gasoline.

And of course a big dumb ostrich bird bitch.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

isaboo posted:

cats and birds in walls

Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talking my language.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
My favourite bit of kitten mittens is a bit more minor, it's when Mac eats the contract in front of the lawyer and they're all like AHHHHHHHH WE GOT YOU! and he plays along with it for a second.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
https://i.imgur.com/vmOdnX4.mp4

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
The lawyer should have just kept owning the gang for all eternity.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Hedgehog Pie posted:

My favourite bit of kitten mittens is a bit more minor, it's when Mac eats the contract in front of the lawyer and they're all like AHHHHHHHH WE GOT YOU! and he plays along with it for a second.

It's a perfect little example of the Gang's internal logic falling apart comically when met with the real world. It works on Dee, because she absolutely had no other copy of the merchandising contract, and that's also hilarious on its own.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Hedgehog Pie posted:

The lawyer should have just kept owning the gang for all eternity.

He flew too close to the sun and lost an eye.

Small White Dragon
Nov 23, 2007

No relation.
Just watched Blackberry and bald Dennis definitely threw me.

Weissey
Aug 16, 2023
They need to bring the Lawyer back. He hasn’t been on since season 11.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Weissey posted:

They need to bring the Lawyer back. He hasn’t been on since season 11.

*frank voice* i miss him, ouhhhh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also jeez i forgot his first appearance was when frank's hooore ex left all her money to bruce mathis :[

jeff
Dec 1, 2002
huh

Brawnfire posted:

Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talking my language.

I can't believe that was only season 5.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Small White Dragon posted:

Just watched Blackberry and bald Dennis definitely threw me.

When he started ranting about being from the land of vampires I was like ah, there he is.

demostars
Apr 8, 2020

ruddiger posted:

When he started ranting about being from the land of vampires I was like ah, there he is.

I wonder how Steve Spiros, Easygoing is doing nowadays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I

E: The end of the original quote is so Dennis too lol. "And I’m gonna wear my sunglasses at night! You know why? Because women show their tits… have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird."

demostars fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 28, 2024

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

isaboo posted:

I love the episodes where animals are involved. Cats with mittens, cats and birds in walls, Poppins, Jack Bauer the cat born on scrap metal in a pool of gasoline.

And of course a big dumb ostrich bird bitch.

they often use real animals which always make those scenes 100x better. the episode that ends with the hawk swooping the rabbit that has Frank's soul got a genuine gasp out of me when I first saw it. so much better than bad CG or puppets or cutting away

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



WarpDogs posted:

they often use real animals which always make those scenes 100x better. the episode that ends with the hawk swooping the rabbit that has Frank's soul got a genuine gasp out of me when I first saw it. so much better than bad CG or puppets or cutting away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rniTsv4O9Q

the part where the hawk grabs the rabbit is obviously cg, but overall yeah it looks decent

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

LividLiquid posted:

Dude. Everybody had stopped talking about it.

"Oh my god, I don't care" doesn't mean what you think it means.



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moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Just watched the film Licorice Pizza which features Mary Elizabeth Ellis as a side role. Basically me whenever the Waitress was on screen:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ok now I have a reason to watch it (Charlie voice, radio runt tenor)

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



"rising tenor" but i like where the autocomplete is going with it

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