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Zonko_T.M. posted:Also Gary 7 is the worst Star Trek episode and a show based on it would've been awful. Just saying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omm16abxjYI
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 17:17 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:45 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:He writes with a pen on a loving datapadd. His whole schtick is to be anachronistic. If Jake Sisko were a modern teen, he'd be a goddamn hipster. And probably a vocal vegan who thinks not even animals should eat meat, because it's so savage. He's still the only child character we see unwilling to enthusiastically join the military elite that rule the federation.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 23:41 |
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Binary Badger posted:Star Trek: The Motion Picture is back up on Netflix! Also the Kojack bald chick has her vow of chastity on file! What does that mean? No idea, but Checkov loves it!
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 05:31 |
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Trent posted:Did they ever explain why it made sense for the cardassians to put an ore processing plant on a space station instead of just on the ground? Seems like it'd be a lot more difficult. All slavery in Star Trek must involve mining.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 06:28 |
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Thom12255 posted:Admiral Ross was the nicest Admiral Star Trek has ever had. Was he Carl's goofy friend from Family Matters? If so, I agree.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 04:29 |
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An Old Boot posted:Has this been posted yet. Wait until you see Spinal Tap.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 05:20 |
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McSpanky posted:At some point he has to take off his fake beard, which 90s CG-morphs him from fat TATV Will Riker into TNG-era Tom Riker. He was wearing a TIME BEARD!! Then he puts on his real beard, turns around, and winks again. It was double-secret Will Riker.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 04:40 |
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I was going to make a joke about George Takei's birthday being 4/20 because he'd be the most likely star trek dude to smoke down, but in trying to find out if any other star trek people have said anything about pot, I found this awesome article about Nimoy from the 70s: http://leonardnimoy.de/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1296:i-was-a-teen-age-wallflower&catid=23:articles-and-quotes&Itemid=11 quote:What they do want to know is “what would you do, Leonard Nimoy if you found your sixteen-year-old daughter smoking pot?” Look at that cool dude. I wonder if he ever blazed with Sagan.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 02:37 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:I think a plot that actually gave Kirk a storyline of his own in the film would have helped Generations even if you ended up keeping most else the same. That's going to be sad though, like the episode with Scotty. It feels a lot more true to the spirit of the character and the old show (not the movies, really) to just have him be up for some loving adventure without really knowing what's up. He just knows it's up to the old double-fisted hammerblow and low-swing kick to save the universe again. I actually really like the way Shatner plays his death scene. He seems to get really surprised right before he kicks. It's like he never really considered the possibility that he could die on one of his stupid, insane adventures until it actually happens.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 22:54 |
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betaraywil posted:Roommate just sent me this meditation on the marshmallow dispenser from The Final Frontier: You have to give them credit for trying to popularize a snack that probably has zero market penetration outside of being used to make smores. Jet Puffed is probably routinely smoked by, like, gumdrops and candy cigarettes. The one guy in the basement office next to the bathrooms heard that they were using marshmallows in the latest Star Trek movie and risked it all on a product placement deal. Then they moved his office inside the bathroom.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:18 |
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Gonz posted:A blue and white "Federation" uniform? Who knew that the Federation had a strict dress code for all it's citizens? I think they're that weird sex space cult founded by a French race car driver after he had a stroke. Their cosmology is just suspiciously similar to many things from tv and movies. I will always regret not going to one of their space orgies when it happened in my town, though probably I would have regretted going just as much.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 00:34 |
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Trickjaw posted:Shat looks like its only his meds and nanites keeping him ambulatory. Its truly a confused 80 year old face there. Sundowning's started early tonight. Must have been the plane trip. Do Dorn and Frakes have the same glasses?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 00:18 |
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Nessus posted:I guess perhaps Sisko was simply less famous. DS9, while a far better product, seems to have been less an element of popular culture than TNG was. Are you suggesting something about white male computer nerds of the 1990s and their ability to perceive certain colors, or people who were colored in some specific way?
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 21:45 |
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Say what you will about his horrific serial rapes of children, that man knew cereal box cross promotions better than most.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 16:06 |
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Perhaps the loss of his beloved star trek forum and volunteer work cataloguing toy packaging will convince him that it was wrong to rape a child.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 17:01 |
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But on the other hand, David Warner.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 01:23 |
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Trent posted:OSC is a terrible person. That has no reflection on the work as a work. The Bible is still an important read even if the ostensible author is evil, after all. Do I have to stop watching any movie with a scientologist in it? You should if they're still alive because they also use their paychecks to abuse the civil rights of others. If they're dead it shouldn't matter, but Jerry Maguire money probably helped starve a few apostates to death. I don't want that on my head.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 13:57 |
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The only thing I know about Ender's Game is that the actor who plays Harrison Ford's character's assistant is named Han Soto. That is enough.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 18:29 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Meanwhile, in Star Trek Online... I'll spare everyone the close-up on his scabby rat feet:
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 02:40 |
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:That could actually be an interesting trait for a character to have. My wife is Mexican and whenever we go see her family she freaks out because she feels very disconnected from her heritage. "Hello everyone, I've made some traditional Chinese food from my homeland. This is called General Gau's Chicken, revered as the spiciest and most exotic dish in Asia. If it's too much for you, I also have chop suey, which my grandmother learned to make from her grandmother. And we finish with an ancient confection my ancestors called salmon tacos with mango-lime salsa."
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 18:25 |
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Logical1234 posted:I really don't get the use of this smiley, are you shocked at my probable stupidity, or something else I said? They just wanted to remake it with younger actors but not make fans of the old show angry.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 14:31 |
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Prison Warden posted:So on my DS9 watch-through I just got to Paradise in season 2. "We don't care that this woman wilfully let people die for ten years and forced us to all eat lovely plants and freeze in winter because she gave us ~*community*~." "We don't know if we'll leave the machine on," are you making GBS threads me? What a load of poo poo, it's weird how often Star Trek occasionally does this luddite poo poo. Sisko remains awesome for seeing right through all this crap from minute one. They do a pretty good job of tolerating Quark, the covetous, lustful space jew, just reminding him that he's a second-class parasite and usually stopping short of purging him and his family from their noble utopia.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 02:53 |
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Foreign and normal
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 20:55 |
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Yeah it's like a heavy-handed allegory or something.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 00:28 |
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It's that or ghost candle sex, right? Did she ever do anything else? Did she try to rescue Picard from David Warner that one time?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 03:04 |
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McSpanky posted:I loved how they lampshaded/inverted that on Farscape by occasionally implying that Crichton's human attributes were subpar compared to others on the crew, and measured in general against most bipedal aliens, humans are just mediocre physical specimens. I think even Hynerians have a better sense of taste or something. Humans are mediocre at everything while each alien species excels at one particular thing, and so our mediocrity allows us to defeat them every time. That is our true gift: kind of logical, somewhat creative, not totally slow, usually about strong enough, and with a fair mix of emotions. When outmatched in one category, just kind of fumble about with some of the others until you win. Humans: the solid C+ students of the universe.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 05:27 |
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I think that when Data tells the computer to create an opponent capable of beating him and he beats Moriarty, it takes revenge on him in the next episode by offering Joe Piscopo as history's greatest comedian.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 11:50 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Hmmm, a random TV sci-fi show I've never heard of? Worth checking out? It was way ahead of it's time, conceptually trying out some of the (good) ground that Battlestar Galactica covered, but with a mid-90s budget. It's by Glen Morgan and James Wong, the two best regular writers for the X-Files. Reruns ended up on the sci-fi channel around 2000 because some Space fan club paid sponsor money equal to the other advertisers. Joe Bob says check it out.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 00:44 |
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Vagabundo posted:Sisko was still grieving from the death of his wife and struggling to come to terms with it. Picard was, at the end of the day, an easy target to direct his anger towards and Sisko recognises this once he comes to term with what happened. I like that Picard just kind of gives up being nice to Sisko when he realizes that Sisko is pissed at him for that time he went evil. He plays it like that happens to him all the time. You have to figure that most Federation people who know his name must know it for that and not for all the planet-saving and stopping the ship from blowing up he did on the show. It would have been fun for some of the aliens he called from the bridge to freak out seeing him on the screen.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 01:43 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:I can't believe I spelled Mr. Stewart's name wrong. I am so loving ashamed. Do you tell yourself that in the third person while doing the Stewart voice?
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 00:38 |
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Well, somebody has to find the picture now. He looks pretty drat serious about it in the picture.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 02:53 |
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Otisburg posted:That seems like a legit reason to kick your estranged wife out of the guest house, TBH. It's pretty good of him to let his ex stay at his place at all considering she steals guns to sell or use in crimes.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 05:04 |
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Roberto Orci is a god-damned truther. Never forget that. Hound him to the ends of the earth for being such a loving moron.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 20:29 |
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Do you think Benny Russell ended up in the Nation of Islam? I hope he got jacked as gently caress and spent the 60s intimidating racist-rear end white people. Plus, they believe in ufos and a lot of science fiction stuff from old pulp magazines.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 20:32 |
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bobkatt013 posted:I doubt it based off her divorce papers. What is it with her and creepy dudes? Does she just look too much like a fetish model or something?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 19:16 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:But Sam Beckett never returned home?? No no, "Sam Becket" never returned home. Totally different guy. See: I AM GRANDO fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 27, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 20:18 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I think what he was trying to say was that it sounded like Orci was trolling people by quoting Bush and calling him a "personal hero". He got into a fight on twitter with people who disagreed that 9/11 was an inside job. I fully expect he will be arrested at some point running through his neighborhood naked with a golf club smashing in people's windows and yelling about Hercules.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 06:12 |
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I prefer my anti-semetic stereotypes grunting and cowering and terrified of thunder.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 02:10 |
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Has anyone seen Planet Earth? It's a pilot Gene Roddenberry made after Star Trek and it's the most hosed up thing. John Saxon leads a team including Lurch from the Adams Family to explore a post-apocalyptic Earth from some super-advanced San Francisco that uses the same shopping mall as Conquest of the Planet of the Apes for location shooting. The premise seems like Star Trek, except that they drive a super-advanced train around in old subway tunnels and visit different post-apocalyptic cities instead of planets. In this one, they visit a city of dominatrixes led by Diana Muldaur, Dr. Pulaski from TNG, and John Saxon gets tied up and whipped a bunch before he gets Dr. Pulaski drunk and has sex with her to make her realize she was wrong to want to enslave all men. There are lot of weird, long scenes of giggling women ripping off John Saxon's clothes and shoving him around, and way too many establishing shots of shirtless men pulling plows. It looks like if it had gone to series, they would have visited a different one of Gene's sexual fetishes every week. At one point, John Saxon philosophizes, "women's lib, or women's lib gone mad?" when faced with a city run by women. Then later he announces the necessity of men's lib before he rapes an unconscious Diana Muldaur. It's even more uncomfortable than this makes it sound. Has anyone seen any of his other pilots, and are they this hosed up?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 19:38 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:45 |
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My favorite story about Alec Guinness is that if kids asked for his autograph, he would only give it to them if they promised to read a book.
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