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bell jar posted:nice markov chain gently caress |
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Also I saw Fury today with my partner. She couldn't stop laughing during the scene where the guy gets set on fire and shoots himself in the head to end the suffering because I lent over and said "oh, you know who the gunner is? It's Shia Labeouf." algebra testes fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Nov 22, 2014 ---------------- |
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I will do secret Santa can I be a reverse death miller? |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 14:03 |
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I saw Interstellar and it was dope |
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Plotterboy posted:I will do secret Santa can I be a reverse death miller? Lol |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 14:25 |
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Is emu export a goon approved beer? |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 14:58 |
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SKY COQ posted:No harder than shipping classy bundy to the states. I'm catching up now, but Coq, there's a site that organizes Secret Santas and lets people submit their preferences for gifts and giftees, etc and handles everything anonymously. http://www.elfster.com/ |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 15:52 |
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Asphyxious posted:$30 Starbucks gift card Haha. I had a dream that someone was all "Ugh Starbucks, gross" and then you (I guess, I don't know who else would be pushing Starbucks) made them try some and they grudgingly were like "Err not bad." I don't even like Starbucks so I guess I was just dreaming about smug people eating crow. Avshalom posted:multi-religious families are weird, it's p fun if you can pull it off without conflict but given that most other families seem to be one dropped teacup away from murder at all times adding religion to the mix would be a recipe for disaster My family is either obnoxiously atheist or fundamentalist Christian, so plenty of strife there. Add in my wife's family, though, which is half neo-conservative (not really strongly Christian, but strongly of the belief that Christianity is under attack ) and half Muslim. My father-in-law is of the neo-con variety and his own sister converted to Islam. He still says "Bomb all the middle east, kill all towel-heads. [...] Oh, uh, except my sister or her kids I guess." Our wedding was so close to being a holy war. |
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Cartoon posted:What are they supposed to do with the remaining $29.87 ? you piece of poo poo do secret santa also i vote no lurkers i dont wanna waste my time or government cheese on someone i dont know or care about, it was bad enough making poo poo for xylo |
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Milky Moor posted:also, i'm no longer allowed to shout COME ON TARS in the bedroom Sever |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 17:24 |
GoldStandardConure posted:Can hookshot post a bear for $30CAN + shipping? Customs would probably seize it. Assholes. |
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 17:30 |
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XyloJW posted:I'm catching up now, but Coq, there's a site that organizes Secret Santas and lets people submit their preferences for gifts and giftees, etc and handles everything anonymously. Oh sweet, will look into this today. Thanks mate. |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:54 |
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HookShot posted:Customs would probably seize it. Carpe ursum.
Seagull posted:I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb. G-Spot Run posted:did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words? |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:13 |
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XyloJW posted:Haha. I had a dream that someone was all "Ugh Starbucks, gross" and then you (I guess, I don't know who else would be pushing Starbucks) made them try some and they grudgingly were like "Err not bad." I don't even like Starbucks so I guess I was just dreaming about smug people eating crow. Nice, I'm a capitalist Sam-I-Am.
Seagull posted:I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb. G-Spot Run posted:did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words? |
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Asphyxious posted:Carpe ursum. Noice. |
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:19 |
soag wants me to ask fruity what she'd get him for secret santa but he doesn't want me to tell her that i asked, but in the interests of diplomacy i will not play his games! ariel would never pussyfoot around a question like that, he'd just march right in and demand to know and probably drop some bombs while he was at it. we should all try to be more like ariel
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XyloJW posted:Haha. I had a dream that someone was all "Ugh Starbucks, gross" and then you (I guess, I don't know who else would be pushing Starbucks) made them try some and they grudgingly were like "Err not bad." I don't even like Starbucks so I guess I was just dreaming about smug people eating crow. This is exactly what happened in an episode of south park, in which it's message was basically "free market capitalism is awesome!" |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 23:21 |
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Well, every South Park episode is about a smug person eating crow |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 23:23 |
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Doctor Cave posted:This is exactly what happened in an episode of south park, in which it's message was basically "free market capitalism is awesome!" its weird because they state that "[starbucks] got that way because they sell good products" when the message they convey is "[starbucks] got that way because of aggressive business practices"
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bell jar posted:its weird because they state that "[starbucks] got that way because they sell good products" when the message they convey is "[starbucks] got that way because of aggressive business practices" I think you'll find the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
Seagull posted:I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb. G-Spot Run posted:did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words? |
# ? Nov 22, 2014 23:58 |
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gently caress this sport |
# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:22 |
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Ole Miss lifeline severed? |
# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:33 |
Dawn of the final day 24 hours remaining |
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:41 |
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30-0, couple minutes left |
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Went for a swim yesterday with my kids and my sister and my sister said she was keeping an eye on our bags because of all the aborigines at the pool. |
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XyloJW posted:30-0, couple minutes left Yikes! ---------------- |
# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:16 |
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I was out getting coffee and I bought a 60c chocolate santa and died in the parking lot of my iga choking on it. I think maybe there's some deeper meaning that can be read into that. ---------------- |
# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:46 |
i worked for iga once. they hired me as a permanent part-time checkout chick and on the first shift said "ok so you don't get any paid holiday leave or sick leave or guaranteed weekly hours because we pay you a higher hourly rate to make up for that in advance!" and i was like "uh that's the definition of a casual?" and they said "well we're a queensland-based company so we hire based on queensland rules and in queensland that's called permanent part-time" (this was oxford st, sydney). anyway the shop had just re-opened after a long closure due to total dilapidation, and they hired a million staff members and there just wasn't enough for all of us to do so every shift there'd be one person serving the occasional customer and twelve others milling around doing face-ups on all the merchandise to look busy, and all the "permanent part-time" staff got their hours progressively cut and cut and cut until we were all doing approximately one four-hour shift per week and people were complaining because they couldn't pay their rent. then one day they just never called me in again and i went off and became a dog-walker instead.
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in closing, gently caress iga
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also women in our shop were forbidden from carrying our till trays the ~4 metres to the safe without a male chaperone
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uh qld uses the same rules for casual and permanent part time as everyone else i'm pretty loving sure.
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Avshalom posted:i worked for iga once. they hired me as a permanent part-time checkout chick and on the first shift said "ok so you don't get any paid holiday leave or sick leave or guaranteed weekly hours because we pay you a higher hourly rate to make up for that in advance!" and i was like "uh that's the definition of a casual?" and they said "well we're a queensland-based company so we hire based on queensland rules and in queensland that's called permanent part-time" (this was oxford st, sydney). anyway the shop had just re-opened after a long closure due to total dilapidation, and they hired a million staff members and there just wasn't enough for all of us to do so every shift there'd be one person serving the occasional customer and twelve others milling around doing face-ups on all the merchandise to look busy, and all the "permanent part-time" staff got their hours progressively cut and cut and cut until we were all doing approximately one four-hour shift per week and people were complaining because they couldn't pay their rent. then one day they just never called me in again and i went off and became a dog-walker instead. It's much more efficient now, we just replace everyone with machines and never call the casuals back. None of that messy stuff.
Seagull posted:I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb. G-Spot Run posted:did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words? |
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also I'm pretty sure being a QLD based company operating in NSW means you follow NSW law wrt labour practices but I Am Not A Lawyer Or Even A Very Smart Person
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Update 3, day 3, it's sunny and the wedding is on the beach. Help. |
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:49 |
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tithin posted:Update 3, day 3, it's sunny and the wedding is on the beach. Which beach? I can come by and photo bomb if you'd like. edit: You obviously don't have to answer that question. ---------------- |
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How's the sunburn coming along? |
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Hi Tithin have you considered Auspol Secret Santa? |
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tithin posted:Update 3, day 3, it's sunny and the wedding is on the beach. the forecast is for more thunderstorms but you'll probably already look like a potato before they hit |
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Plotterboy posted:How's the sunburn coming along? Got it on day 1, I've moved onto sun crisping LordPants posted:Which beach? I can come by and photo bomb if you'd like. West beach SKY COQ posted:Hi Tithin have you considered Auspol Secret Santa? After I get back Vladimir Poutine posted:the forecast is for more thunderstorms but you'll probably already look like a potato before they hit |
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thatbastardken posted:uh qld uses the same rules for casual and permanent part time as everyone else i'm pretty loving sure. MC Eating Disorder posted:also I'm pretty sure being a QLD based company operating in NSW means you follow NSW law wrt labour practices but I Am Not A Lawyer Or Even A Very Smart Person it's almost as if the company was deliberately lying to its employees to shaft them out of fair compensation for their labour |
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