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Kieselguhr Kid

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Hockey -- even worse

God Bless Johnny posted:

Outlaw motorcycle gangs should be outlawed because

I really need to kick drugs

Also, we already have a shitposting thread in DnD

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Bargearse posted:

Nando's > Oporto

A brief preview of what happens when I take power:

me -> :commissar: <- you

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hiddenmovement posted:

Lol as if Bill 'move to the center(right)' Shorten isn't going to bend over and provide a nice, goatsce sized arsehole for Abbott to force his terrible agenda into.

Bend over and repeat after me: 'we must respect Mr. Abbott's mandate. we must respect Mr. Abbott's mandate. we must respect Mr. Abbott's mandate.'

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Milky Moor posted:

laugh it up, assholes, i'm reloading

there's no rule against spam, so just post it every couple of seconds, you're bound to get it eventually

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congratulations!

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Vladimir Poutine posted:

I love your Stalinist arse BB but the odds of me reading the comments section of anything ever are zero

ftfy

Kieselguhr Kid

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i'm offended by this, but i'll pretend i'm not and use the 'neither the depth nor the warmth' line instead, as if i object to the factual inaccuracy of a swear

also you're all literally worse than hitler and a child molester for making a fat joke about gina rinehart, a profoundly successful woman. obviously just males filled with resentment who need to check their privilege.

Kieselguhr Kid fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Nov 9, 2013

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if vegetarians/vegans are so happy with their choice why do they keep trying to make ersatz meat dishes?

LordPants posted:

GO! Is showing The Third Man at 2am in the morning. That's like the dumbest time ever to show a classic film. The third man is Orson Wells' second greatest performance after Unicron.

Citizen Kane? More like Citizen Lame, am eye write?

shitizen lame

the turd man

Kieselguhr Kid

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well at least your username is accurate

Kieselguhr Kid

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i ate a sandwich with some left-over pepper steak, onion and chili sauce

it was pretty cool

Kieselguhr Kid

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too late for labor: bill "loving" shorten is probably going to 'move to the center' by fully endorsing fibre-to-the-node

seriously, abbott will be the new political center, and next election will be abbott trying to out-abbott himself

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kingcom posted:

Ever increasingly bizzarre vodka mixes are the truest and bluest things you can do.

only after you've gotten tanked and are trying dumb stuff with your booze

getting tanked off bizarre vodka mixes, why

(with cirrhosis)

unfortunately, 'kill yourself not others' has too many words to make a good :itwaspoo: knockoff

Kieselguhr Kid

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the problem isn't the length of time, it's the actual size of the words

to be able to read all if it, you have to be zoomed out so far you see like half of the words above and below

:synpa:

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i can't wait till summer so i can enjoy cock in my mouth

no homo, though

Kieselguhr Kid

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try lizard combatant's masterpiece



i'd like a new av too, i guess i'll just start a fight in d&d and one of you delicate souls will buy it for me

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Endman posted:

I'm too scared (and dumb) to start proper fights in D&D. That and after BB's rebranding I'm not sure I trust AusPol's comedy avatars any more.

i started a fight with duck in the mra thread but i don't think he's going to buy me one. plus i guess i've already got one calling me a misogynist so it's probably redundant

also i never trusted the 'comedy' part of auspol comedy avatars

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how's this? i'm kind of bugged out by not having the little cop's head on the side though. i was considering just making it longer, but i'm not sure how big these can be. it's just slightly over 10k.



e: oh, okay, it's literally at the limits for dimensions and it's too large a file. gently caress, i have to try and get this down.

Kieselguhr Kid fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Nov 13, 2013

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okay this one's under 10k

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webmeister posted:

just alternate between KILL and YOURSELF really fast with flashing colours like JBP's old avatar

:pcgaming:

like this?


okay, that's about all the time i have to make stupid gifs this afternoon

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i was going to have homemade baked beans but my new slow cooker is apparently a really slow cooker, so i ate a burger instead

baked beans tomorrow then

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hambeet posted:

Been meaning to say this for a little while:

Commander Keen was a loving top game when I was a kid. kudos for your avatar.

i liked keen a lot, but my most resilient keen memory isn't of keen at all but of shooting the fucker with the double-barrel shotgun in doom 2's secret level

incidentally, it's about time for my annual doom replay

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i don't think i owned the full version of any of that stuff. i just had lots of shareware, and since i was too young to get into that 'must beat games' mindset i was pretty happy just fooling around on what were actually pretty substantial chunks of game just given away for free

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no

buy it on gog and you might just hope to escape god's wrath

Endman posted:

I was playing this because I enjoy learning. :3:



wanker...

i learnt everything i needed to know from doom and wolfenstein

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i'd rather drink metho than buy a sooper-dooper hops beer

the hops fad has gone too far

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i've been cooking my beans overnight and that poo poo is still hard

my new slow cooker loving blows

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cannellini beans and black eyed peas

Kieselguhr Kid

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i actually got some whiskey yesterday. bourbon though, not scotch: hogs 3

if anyone likes bourbon it's really good and pretty cheap, about $35 a bottle. i'm usually more into scotch but i really dig this one

Mad Katter posted:

Are these the kind that you need to soak overnight before cooking?

yes

and i did do that, by the way. i'm pretty dumb and bad at cooking but not that dumb and bad.

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Fruity Gordo posted:

did you add salt to them? because if you put salt in before the beans are cooked they'll never soften and be lovely

no salt

it's just a really slow slow cooker. it took ages for the meat to come off the bone with the ham hock too

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i'll let you know if the beans hatch

i had it on auto yesterday -- i think maybe the auto in this one's just a lot less hardcore than the auto in the old one. it seemed to go a lot better when i put it on high, and in the morning it was mostly done. it's still slow, but it's not as obscenely slow.

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kingcom posted:

Or his smug?

no that definitely would've got it done a lot quicker

my whiskey breath probably would've too

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MC Eating Disorder posted:

If they were still making the raging flem I might agree but gently caress you *rips off shirt and proudly displays 'MOONDOG LIFE' chest tatt*

black lung is loving amazing. expensive as hell though. incidentally, they still have bottles of raging flem at my local wanky beer shop. i'm a big fan of feral's boris imperial stout

also beans were delicious thanks for your concern ausfood&drink thread

Kieselguhr Kid fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Nov 14, 2013

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i watched like half of the fully uncut caligula last night and that poo poo is insane. a three hour long film starring major actors with lavish production values, featuring explicit gore and sexuality, including literal hardcore porn spliced in, and it came out in loving 1979

this film makes contemporary 'controversial films' look anemic

Tokamak posted:

Soak your dry beans with some bicarbonate of soda; you can thank me later.

Just wanted to make sure that a vital auspol contributor was being properly fed. I guess you can go back to your beer chat now.

i'll give it a shot, thanks

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rudatron posted:

GBS is advancing at an exponential rate, if current trends continue then the gibbularity will be here by christmas :roboluv:

why contain it? let it spill into pyf and d&d, let the shitposts pile up in the forums. in the end, they'll beg for mods to save them.

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i already got an insulting title for content posts, so please enjoy my shitposts instead

i watched a lot of cocksucking tonight in the last half of caligula

cocksucking

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okay i'm legit drunkposting now. ask me questions i'll be embarrassed about in the morning auspol.

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none

peanut butter owns but gently caress all this yeast poo poo

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i enjoy marmalade occasionally, as in every couple of months, but i don't think i've ever actually bought any. i've just pinched a bunch of small packets from mcdonalds.

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both, but i'm tempted to defend them on the grounds that we can reappropriate them

just kidding, i don't give a gently caress because english muffins are loving delicious, especially with peanut butter (hint: literally all 'reappropriations' work like this)

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i used to like crumpets years ago but i got tired of them and never had them since

hambeet posted:

Before you were called on it you used to post a lot of really verbose, dense posts:

explain that.

trying to contrast with redwolf's tedious sjw angerposts

also yes i remember that night but i don't think i had pizza, i just drank a beer or two

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can i get back to you on that?

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