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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
there is not a god drat page that hasn't made me die laughing

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

This is going to end with our death and it will be glorious

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Al Borland posted:

At least this time we learned something. Byron is a Brony and we need to fix this.

Hopefully Suzie teaches him the magic of friendship with benefits

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Al Borland posted:

I get the feeling Susie didn't get what we were alliterating to. I hope to god she did.

Me neither but I have hope!

I'm bummed out I missed the satan thread but I am so happy there's another one

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

It must be done

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Al Borland posted:

Startin to get the itch for my bob fix!

Where's bob

I need bob

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pretend it's the trafficking thing

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

GWAR vs Bronyman. There can be only one.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Steal a firetruck and head off to the motel your parents are at. Find their room and blast the hose through the window, plastering them to the wall. Run off with Suzie and wait for retaliation.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.

:pervert:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

mr.capps posted:

this is completely innocent, Bryon is a young innocent child.

besides wanting to kill his dad.

Bullshit Byron is a brony

Innocence is dead

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
USE $100 on motel

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CharlestonJew posted:

I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

obviously if this happens it's going to end in a piss, poo poo and jizz off if previous selections were any indication

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BV posted:

I really wanted Bob to just have a nice evening with his wife and say some nice things :(

So did atma

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Fucker posted:

>Switch back to wife
>Start speaking to bob in menacing voice
>"hello bob... its us again... your wife has some nice tits, oooooh yeah her tits are great. *dramatic pause* there is nothing you can do about us. we have a holy mission to carry out and its beyond your puny human comprehension. we will awaken."
>Switch back to the kid
>Speak in same menacing voice
>"can you feel it? *audibly shivers* hes calling me. its coming."
>Silently wish for Satan and Beelz to enter the room and bring hell with them.

satan and beelz, with byron as his sidekick

there is nowhere to go but up

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

War, famine, pestilence, death and Guppywinkle.

There is no other option.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Sacrifice Bob and his wife to Beelz. Forcibly take Susie as your demoness wife.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I sort of feel bad for Byrons mom. All she wanted was a nice night out with Bob and instead she's taken to a GWAR concert, kidnapped by a band member, chained up and watched her son summon Satan and become the 5th Horseman of the apocalypse.

Tough day.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Phearson posted:

>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I cannot wait for your next thread Atma. Please to be doing more.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
You and extranoise should team up for a CYOA implosion of insane proportions

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

dyzzy posted:

hey, remember that zombie cyoa EN did. that was fun

I haven't read that in forever. Happen to have a link?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

drat. Thanks though

Also I might use one of your characters as an avatar someday if you don't mind atma. This is some fine pixel art.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Awesome thanks!

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