Let's "Chocoltize" Movies

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Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Maybe you read the awful kick starters thread, maybe you don't. If you do, you'd be aware of this amazing kickstarter for a game wherein you get a card, it gives you the name of a movie, and you have to provide a quote from that movie but replace one of the words in the quote with the word "chocolate" and everyone else has to guess the movie. The creator provides such wonderful examples as, "You can't handle the chocolate!" and "I'll be back...after I get a chocolate bar." This process is known by the term "chocoltizing" (not to be confused with "chocolatizing," that's something else I guess.) Doesn't that sound like a loving blast????

No?

Okay let's just put chocolate in movies instead.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:11

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testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

Chocolate Thread, Hot Fudge OP

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:13

LAMB LESSONS: Jun 27, 2003; show me ur feet

man that kickstarter, jesus

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:20

5er: Jun 1, 2000; Qapla' to a true warrior!

the next thread to get lowtax sued.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:23

Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

Let's give a bunch of money to that guy

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:24

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

i am LITERALLY eating chocolate right now!

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:28

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Fagmaster posted:

Let's give a bunch of money to that guy

If only the game had been about "hot dogging" movies

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:28

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

FrozenVent posted:

If only the game had been about "hot dogging" movies

vent hoods

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:38

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

FrozenVent posted:

If only the game had been about "hot dogging" movies

the guy's name is frogge, that's close enuff for me

# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:44

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Fagmaster posted:

Let's give a bunch of money to that guy

i was gonna buy my kid medical supplies for christmas, but this dude just has a dream what can i say

# ? Dec 9, 2013 21:25

Rahns: Feb 15, 2008; My ass belongs to peo

"They're comin outta the chocolates!"

Or if it is better to replace the words with exact names,

"They mostly come out after 8, mostly "

# ? Dec 9, 2013 21:30

Drunk Tomato: Apr 23, 2010; If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit"

"Why are you wearing that stupid CHOCOLATE suit"

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:01

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

Drunk Tomato posted:

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit"

"Why are you wearing that stupid CHOCOLATE suit"

5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:03

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Get your stinking paws off my chocolate! :argh:

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:05

Composting Toilet: Oct 24, 2009

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:19

google THIS: Oct 17, 2005

S'mores. Why did it have to be S'mores?

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:21

ayekappy: Aug 22, 2004; Brie Cheesin'

Someone should turn Purple Rain into Chocolate Rain. I am too lazy to do it.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:22

Tin Soldier: Apr 13, 2005

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:25

Deutsch Nozzle: Mar 29, 2008; #1 Macklemore fan

Jett posted:

S'mores. Why did it have to be S'mores?

heh

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:25

Jigsaw: Aug 14, 2008

yippee-ki-ay, chocolate

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:38

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

this game doesn't make any loving sense...

i'm here to kick rear end and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of chocolate

:confused:

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:44

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

ayekappy posted:

Someone should turn Purple Rain into Chocolate Rain. I am too lazy to do it.

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:45

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

ayekappy posted:

Someone should turn Purple Rain into Chocolate Rain. I am too lazy to do it.

You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnechoca

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:47

garbage day: Jun 13, 2008; im lollin at you're trollin

Composting Toilet posted:

Jett posted:

good

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:52

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

garbage day posted:

good

GBS 2.1 has you pretty desperate at this point

# ? Dec 9, 2013 22:54

spacetimecontinuu: Dec 31, 2004

i am ironically eating chocolate right now

# ? Dec 9, 2013 23:40

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

A warning to all who don't like chocoltizing

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:02

100Dachshunds: Oct 11, 2009; GOCHARMSPRINGS

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:04

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:14

Cal Worthington: Oct 8, 2013; Serious business.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:17

100Dachshunds: Oct 11, 2009; GOCHARMSPRINGS

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:24

LLCoolJD: Dec 8, 2007; Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:27

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

LLCoolJD posted:

I would gladly die trying to eat that.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:31

Kiavahr: Oct 17, 2013; Outrageous Lumpwad

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:34

LLCoolJD: Dec 8, 2007; Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:40

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

I haven't been hosed like that since chocolate school

# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:59

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

# ? Dec 10, 2013 01:17

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

While you're in a clappin' mood, I want you to give a big round of applause to our band, Sexual Intercourse. They play so fine, don't you agree?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 01:20

Mencils: Mar 12, 2012

# ? Dec 10, 2013 01:24

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Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultrachocolate

Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Dec 10, 2013

# ? Dec 10, 2013 01:43

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