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Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Once 7 comes into the show they pull borg magic probes from her body all the time, but the one time that someone not wearing a starfleet badge does the exact same thing, she calls rape. I'd be ok with this except half the other times they probed her she was unconscious or could not say yes before.

I guess the starfleet badge is like a bro pass to put your dick in.

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Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
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Helm, set course for that coffee nebula

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ThaGrandCow posted:

I guess the starfleet badge is like a bro pass to put your dick in.

Gotta recruit all those disposable redshirts somehow.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I'd like to probe neelix

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
its almost like voyager was a ill thought out bad show or something

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

ThaGrandCow posted:

Once 7 comes into the show they pull borg magic probes from her body all the time, but the one time that someone not wearing a starfleet badge does the exact same thing, she calls rape. I'd be ok with this except half the other times they probed her she was unconscious or could not say yes before.

I guess the starfleet badge is like a bro pass to put your dick in.

You watched voyager.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Irrelevant. True trekkies only care about the definition of rape as it pertains to seven-year-olds, not Seven of Nine.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
that show made the stud muffin from night of the comet hate star trek forever and ever

t3h z0r posted:

Irrelevant. True trekkies only care about the definition of rape as it pertains to seven-year-olds, not Seven of Nine.

there's a bit on there about that too

Rhombic Drive
Apr 15, 2007

heh, didn't seven get pissed off when the doctor was in her body and he ate a bunch of cheesecake and masturbated or something

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Roke. posted:

heh, didn't seven get pissed off when the doctor was in her body and he ate a bunch of cheesecake and masturbated or something

Honestly I would be real excited to discover somee hidden cheesecake in my body

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Voy-AG-er. It's pronounced Star Trek Voy-AG-er. The stress is on the second syllable.
It's a cool show because you can always tell by the end of the episode nothing will have changed

becrumbac
Apr 25, 2012
janeway was a cool captain

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
also didn't she offer someone NSA sex and they were a huge human being and didn't do it? Remind me who it was so i can hate their character more. was it tom paris? i dont remember but i bet it was

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
i have a feeling that'd be pretty awkward sex with her looking generally uninterested and taking occasional tricorder readings

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Horror Queefs posted:

also didn't she offer someone NSA sex and they were a huge human being and didn't do it? Remind me who it was so i can hate their character more. was it tom paris? i dont remember but i bet it was

it was harry kim

he was like the only asian on the show

he served no discernible purpose aboard the ship except to act like a weird goon

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

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Harry Kim was super pissed off about the show's plot and character development so he basically did the least work possible along with Chakotay.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Melchior posted:

Harry Kim was super pissed off about the show's plot and character development so he basically did the least work possible along with Chakotay.

He was thinking the whole time "I can't believe I passed up DS9 Cause my agent said this was going to be bigger."

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Melchior posted:

Harry Kim was super pissed off about the show's plot and character development so he basically did the least work possible along with Chakotay.

The guy who played Chakotay kept making more and more outrageous demands of the producers in order to get fired from the show. This backfired amazingly when they kept agreeing to them.

oceanpollen
Nov 9, 2013

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

The guy who played Chakotay kept making more and more outrageous demands of the producers in order to get fired from the show. This backfired amazingly when they kept agreeing to them.

Female captain, black Vulcan, evil zombie Borg are peeeople toooooo. But I'd forgotten about Chakotay:

quote:

It seemed to us that Native Americans needed that same kind of role model and that same kind of boost... the future looks good, you have purpose, you have worth, you have value, you will be leaders, you will be powerful. That was one character choice we had early on.

If the producers had had more imagination they could've used time travel to expand the casting possibilities. It wouldn't've been any dumber than that "sometimes, the 'effect' precedes the 'cause'" time loop episode, and it would've allowed for more direct social lecturing. Want to have an episode about how we should care for the homeless? Time-slip a bunch of homeless people from the 20th century, have them tell their sob stories, have all of the Voyager crew shake their heads and tell each other about how silly and barbaric the 20th century was, and then keep the ex-homeless around for the occasional heroic feat or wise lecture.

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

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Star Trek is full of hilarious anecdotes like one of the producers on TNG was a huge creeper who sexually harassed Gates McFadden which was part of why grandma/doctor Pulaski joined the show for one season. Once the dude left the show she came back.

Chakotay was super outspoken about how lovely Voyager's writing was though.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Melchior posted:

Star Trek is full of hilarious anecdotes like one of the producers on TNG was a huge creeper who sexually harassed Gates McFadden which was part of why grandma/doctor Pulaski joined the show for one season. Once the dude left the show she came back.

Chakotay was super outspoken about how lovely Voyager's writing was though.
that doctor was loving hot :wth:

SnoochtotheNooch
Sep 22, 2012

This is what you get. For falling in Love

Milky Moor posted:

it was harry kim

he was like the only asian on the show

he served no discernible purpose aboard the ship except to act like a weird goon

Pretty sure that dude was on Howard Stern for a while as a personality or whatever the gently caress.

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3

Scent of Worf posted:

that doctor was loving hot :wth:

confirm

SnoochtotheNooch posted:

Pretty sure that dude was on Howard Stern for a while as a personality or whatever the gently caress.

you're thinking of george takei, and he's been a guest on howard stern for years.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
too bad the doctor never did porn because there is no way im watching star trek to see more of her

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Scent of Worf posted:

too bad the doctor never did porn because there is no way im watching star trek to see more of her

Just get some Nina Heartly, pretend its her.

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

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theres an entire episode where a medieval ghost wants to bang her

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
warp 10 imma newt

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

Just get some Nina Heartly, pretend its her.

:eyepop:

thank you

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3

NightVis posted:

warp 10 imma newt

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




did they evolve or deevolve

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

NoneSuch posted:

did they evolve or deevolve

heh its not linear like that, maaaaaaaaaan. full circle *bong rip*

SnoochtotheNooch
Sep 22, 2012

This is what you get. For falling in Love

Melchior posted:


you're thinking of george takei, and he's been a guest on howard stern for years.

Yep gently caress me. Heard chinese/asian guy and Star Trek and I only know of the one soooooo

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



What episode was the one where 7 of 9 assimilated Kes through scissoring?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

vyst posted:

What episode was the one where 7 of 9 assimilated Kes through scissoring?

No price would be too great to charge.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

The guy who played Chakotay kept making more and more outrageous demands of the producers in order to get fired from the show. This backfired amazingly when they kept agreeing to them.

details

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

NightVis posted:

warp 10 imma newt

You know, since they devised a way to cure the newt thing, they could have had the whole ship go Warp 10 and be back home in no time. Pass some notes to Starfleet docs and help them cure everyone on the ship. Bam! Problem solved.

:goonsay:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




why is warp 10 so special anyway, they go warp 9.8 and poo poo all the time. surely it's just 0.2 faster.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Mutant Headcrab posted:

You know, since they devised a way to cure the newt thing, they could have had the whole ship go Warp 10 and be back home in no time. Pass some notes to Starfleet docs and help them cure everyone on the ship. Bam! Problem solved.

:goonsay:

im pretty sure they had basically a hundred ways to get home quickly by the time the show ended

probably part of the recruiting tour was to take someone through a room with all of them, and if they suggested using any of it they got phasered

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

NoneSuch posted:

why is warp 10 so special anyway, they go warp 9.8 and poo poo all the time. surely it's just 0.2 faster.

because it's 0.2 faster

dumbassss

nobody likes going 0.2 slower than they can

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



NoneSuch posted:

why is warp 10 so special anyway, they go warp 9.8 and poo poo all the time. surely it's just 0.2 faster.

I think it's not a linear thing. As you approach warp 10 you approach infinite velocity or something like that.

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