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I think this Oglaf comic got it right. This particular comic is work safe, but the site in general isn't  http://oglaf.com/scheherazade/ (the page ads might not be work safe either).
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Rubbergoose posted:Shoo. Go away. This was the worst FPS I have ever played.
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Hellsau posted:This was the worst FPS I have ever played. Agreed, the graphics were too realistic. The fat hamfists hit really close to home for me  Neruz posted:If I remember correctly the plan is to just keep telling stories so the king wants to hear what happens next more than he wants to behead her. Not exactly a great plan but it does turns out to be surprisingly effective. Spoiler that poo poo rear end in a top hat. I'm only half-joking Rubbergoose fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Jan 10, 2014 |
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Jan 10, 2014 18:51
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Thank You OP! Amazing thread.
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Muscle Wizard posted:gas this stupid loving thread
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Germstore posted:I think this Oglaf comic got it right. This particular comic is work safe, but the site in general isn't drat i don't check oglaf nearly enough, now there's all these fukkin backpages
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Muscle Wizard posted:gas this stupid loving thread
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Muscle Wizard posted:5-d, but Gas this stupid loving thread, please. [comment redacted for GBS 1.3 compliance]
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Jan 10, 2014 21:34
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gas anyone who says gas the thread
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Spiffo posted:gas anyone who says gas the thread You just said 'gas the thread' gently caress so did I. Corridor posted:drat i don't check oglaf nearly enough, now there's all these fukkin backpages It updates weekly, every sunday\monday depending on what timezone you're in, if you want to keep track of updates in the future (which you should because oglaf is great)
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 I'll squeeze out another update when I get the chance. I just wanted to thank everyone for their appreciation and input, and super thanks to whoever gave me plat, and thanks to the haters, 'cause it's pretty cool to have haters.
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Strict Picnic posted:
I like this guy
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I got my girlfriend a 150 year old Arabian Nights Entertainment book for Christmas. Next year I'm just going to print this thread.
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Jan 10, 2014 22:56
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Please gas me, it is my fetish
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Jan 10, 2014 22:57
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Came in here hoping for Peter Cetera, but staying for the awesome.
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Germstore posted:I think this Oglaf comic got it right. This particular comic is work safe, but the site in general isn't There's even a sequel, which is super- and super-gay: http://oglaf.com/2arabian/
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Jan 11, 2014 00:50
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Thread owns.  Any chance I could get this in a larger size for my desktop?
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Jake Blues posted:Thread owns. here ya go boss 
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I like these stories as they are relatable to me in my suburban life so 5.
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this owns and soundtrack for the thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNymNaTr-Y&t=19s
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This thread is good because I think I was away the day we did this at school.
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By Allah, I will hear more about this bitchin' thread!
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halllah gay thread more like 
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Nights teaches us valuable lessons that still hold true today.
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Captain Muffin posted:This thread is good because I think I was away the day we did this at school. You read this in school? Um, isn't there a fuckton of rape and bestiality in this?
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ChaosSamusX posted:You read this in school? Um, isn't there a fuckton of rape and bestiality in this? Yep! And it's frequently studied in high school english\literature classes!
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schmitty9800 posted:this owns and soundtrack for the thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNymNaTr-Y&t=19s drat that homeless drunk guy is an excellent conductor!
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gnarlyhotep posted:drat that homeless drunk guy is an excellent conductor! He looks like he spent the previous night locked in a room filled with Indian food and stool condensers.
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everybody wants to be tom waits
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ChaosSamusX posted:You read this in school? Um, isn't there a fuckton of rape and bestiality in this? Yeah I remember we had a teacher read us an edited version in like the sixth grade. I don't even remember how they managed to clean up a story where the entire premise is a king loving and killing a virgin every day.
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Sartana posted:Yeah I remember we had a teacher read us an edited version in like the sixth grade. I don't even remember how they managed to clean up a story where the entire premise is a king loving and killing a virgin every day. Just leave out the loving and throw them in to the dungeon and it's A-OK.
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Lurking Haro posted:Just leave out the loving and throw them in to the dungeon and it's A-OK. The loving is like half the book.
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Sartana posted:Yeah I remember we had a teacher read us an edited version in like the sixth grade. I don't even remember how they managed to clean up a story where the entire premise is a king loving and killing a virgin every day. You think eleven year olds are that delicate? It's fine! If a teacher says, "The king returned home unexpectedly and found another man in bed with the queen. In a fury, he killed them both," what do you think those darling little chidren are going to say? Do you imagine one's going to say, "People can kill each other? But then how does Santa Claus stay safe from people he gave coal to?" C'mon!
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Mystic Mongol posted:"People can kill each other? But then how does Santa Claus stay safe from people he gave coal to?" Well? How does Santa stay safe from those people?
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He kills them.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:He kills them. See? Kids can totally handle that, you don't need to treat them like china.
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Honestly it's like some of you people can't even remember being a kid. Ever watch a Disney movie? People die all the loving time.
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Kids run around pretending to kill things all the time; Humans are the apex predator on this planet and we got there by being the best at violence. Killing things comes naturally to us. About the only thing we're not very good at killing is each other (the reason for this should be ovbious from an evolutionary point of view).
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Prison Warden posted:Honestly it's like some of you people can't even remember being a kid. Ever watch a Disney movie? People die all the loving time. There's a difference between a single G-Rated death and an entire book that's about half-full of rape and bestiality.
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Neruz posted:Kids run around pretending to kill things all the time; Humans are the apex predator on this planet and we got there by being the best at violence. Killing things comes naturally to us. About the only thing we're not very good at killing is each other (the reason for this should be ovbious from an evolutionary point of view). ...by what definition are humans not good at killing each other?
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