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I am surrounded by younger, better looking and smarter people who will ascend higher in their careers within a few years than I will in 40. My wife is a subhuman bitch. I am worthless.
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I am OK posted:I'm married to sexy, mature and ambitious lady from the mystical orient. [Citation needed]
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Jan 4, 2014 16:02
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Volcott posted:Being Miles O'Brien is suffering.
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Jan 4, 2014 16:25
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Fonzarelli posted:I was like "should i know who this guy is?" and then I googled him and realised that no i shouldn't, because he's from the most boring lame show ever created *has an avatar from Happy Days*
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Jan 4, 2014 16:34
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:ill put you in mind prison for 20 years Should've put him in with Julian and seen how many days it took for an overtly homosexual relationship to develop.
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Jan 4, 2014 16:43
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Riker just poo poo his pants because he knew I'd take it out when he was transported and I'm tired of being made fun of.
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Jan 4, 2014 16:58
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I am rewatching DS9 and O'Brien just helped that Tosk guy and that was a pretty decent thing. Tosk asked him to come with him and O'Brien said "I have a wife and kid." I think going with the perennial fugitive would have been a better life.
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Jan 4, 2014 17:02
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This is pretty good but he would have kissed Julian first.
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Jan 4, 2014 17:13
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Wowbagger2004 posted:He hadn't met Bashir at that point in his Let's roll with what we know. O'Brien wanted some dick engineered by the doctors from Gattaca. He would have been the bottom.
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Jan 4, 2014 17:29
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Lawman 0 posted:i just started watching ds9 You have made a good decision. It has decent acting, okay writing (with some bad bad bad episodes here and there) and reasonable production. Part of the triumvirate of B5, Farscape and DS9, the best sci fi.
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Jan 4, 2014 17:31
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Ignore the Benny episodes because they didn't fit into the Star Trek mythos and were Avery Brooks' racist fantasies. I am up to episode 7 and Q meets O'Brien. O'Brien: "Why don't you do something constructive for a change, like torment Cardassians?" Q: "Do I know you?" O'Brien: "O'Brien. From the Enterprise." Q: "Oh yes. Weren't you one of the little people?"
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Jan 4, 2014 17:35
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Medium Cool posted:when he was in cardassian mind prison, you think he hosed that cardassian dude? Yes. I can't remember if it was before or after he was dead.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:12
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Did that dude have a dick? Cardies are reptiles. In fact, now that I think about it... David Icke was right.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:17
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mind the walrus when does Miles get a hummer
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Jan 4, 2014 18:20
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:as soon as he stops posting so he has the time to give him one I live my life day by day and the only relief I have is posting in this thread and you want me to suck some Arab's dick. Okay.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:22
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Do you ever wonder if Bajoran vaginas are the same as human vaginas? Like Kira was pretty hot but what if there was some Nyarlathotep poo poo going on down there.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:28
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Fandyien posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNyut2fgf5w This whole video hurts me. I hate my wife, I hate Starfleet, I hate Bajorans, I hate Cardies, I hate engineering.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:40
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Benjamin Black posted:you forgot kayaking I like kayaking but I am as bad at it as I am at everything else except giving Julian a hummer.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:47
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, that's why all the meatflaps in the galaxy are pretty much the same. I mean, you get some minor variations in each species, like the Klingons clitoral ridges, or the Nausicaan toothy labias, but it all basically involves some kind of meat phaser going into a wormhole. Can you please tell me what your avatar is? I have been horrified by it for years.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:54
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My wife was nicer when she was possessed by the evil space spirit.
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Jan 5, 2014 07:48
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Mr. Haunt posted:Someone thought it would be "funny" to splice up this montage of my home videos. I don't find it funny at all. Every loving time my shrew off a wife goes off to some exotic locale she brings back something offensive and new to eat. Has she even vetted these loving things for human consumption? Or am I the guinea pig in some sick Section 31 experiment? I tell you, last time she brought back these seeds from Bajor and I poo poo out a piece of my small intestine. I took it to Julian and soon it was the talk of the station. The Commander ordered me to perform maintenance on the shitters to see if there were any other missing organs and those loving cunts in ops all had a good laugh. gently caress this place I'm going to start drinking actual alcohol again.
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Jan 7, 2014 10:30
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Can someone please give me some context to the segment in that video where Data says Keiko cancelled the wedding with Miles to increase her happiness because that was loving hilarious.
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Jan 8, 2014 06:13
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kelvron posted:Enjoy the sperg. This is great.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:45
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duck monster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acF2f3XLfCo "Maybe you should talk to Worf again." 
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Jan 9, 2014 06:41
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Evil Sagan posted:Chief Petty Officer's Log Stardate 897192873.0012 Neelix told me he didn't know how to make whiskey so I hosed with the transporter to merge him and that humourless autist Tuvok. Boy did that backfire. It's created this abomination Tuvix which combines the worst aspects of both and looks more ridiculous than any other race I've ever seen. The most appalling thing is the loving crew are accepting him and treating him like he isn't a subhuman abomination. Janeway has told me next time we encounter a Sphere we plan to beam a Photon Torpedo into it. Little does she know transporters don't work on Photon Torpedoes, but I'm not about to rob the universe of a chance to wipe out this collection of morons.
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Jan 10, 2014 07:56
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Professor Shark posted:Hey Miles what are you up to? That mockery of a Starfleet uniform makes my hand slide towards my phaser every time. The only thing that stops me is the knowledge that Janeway is going to execute him.
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Jan 10, 2014 11:25
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A bunch of loving terrorists were promoted above me on Voyager. I could stomach it when it was Kira because Bajorans are a race of terrorists, but some loving magical Red Indian is a Commander? What in the gently caress?
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Jan 10, 2014 11:36
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Because he is O'Brien he would probably be passed over despite being able to jury rig compatibility between two completely alien technologies and keep everything running smoothly and being pretty competent in general. I've actually revised my thinking on O'Brien and the terrorists. Because O'Brien is Irish and hates the Cardies he would probably get on famously with Chakotay and co.
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Jan 10, 2014 11:49
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Keiko could make one meal for each of them it's not like asking a loving replicator to make an order is hard. If they had shown Miles with pub meals every episode I would have believed him happy notwithstanding other Keiko nonsense because a good steak + bar chips is always good. Chief of Operations log stardate 8342 After seeing what Worf does to the station's sewerage system I think I understand why Jadzia went for him over Julian. I figure after 300+ years of life vanilla sex with good looking people must get a little boring. So when a guy comes onto the station who spews litres of green semen every time he gets off and shits 3kg turds that have actual fur it must be a huge turn on. I don't even want to know what Jadzia does in the bedroom but I imagine a lot of water sports. I don't know whether Julian would be insulted or gratified if I told him. Then again Julian is pretty weird himself. His last squeezes were a cripple, a prostitute employed at Quark's, and an autistic girl who got better. I suspect he runs amputee porn programs in the holosuite but I think it would be a violation of trust for me to check.
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MegaGatts posted:Piccard was a good federation captain but would be poo poo to hang out with. Little mister "Boo Hoo, I reached the pinnacle of a career in science by being the chief astrophysicist on the flagship of the federation, but my life is worthless poo poo water because I can't tell everyone to do exactly what I want them to do. I would rather literally DIE than live in this hell one second longer." Can you imagine being in a group of people with him trying to get a pizza. Everyone else would be like, "Yeah, sausage and green peppers sounds good." But Picard would demand goofy poo poo like snails and when he got voted down he'd pout like a bitch all night. There's a reason in his old age he spent all his time pruning grape vines all day by himself, and it wasn't by choice. Sorry, Picard owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqsU-BY58w You know what, Tasha Yar was pretty hot.
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I'm watching early DS9 and Alexander Siddig overacts so much and it is really funny. Edit: sorry Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi (Arabic: صدّيق الطاهر الفاضل الصدّيق عبدالرحمن محمد أحمد عبدالكريم المهدي Ṣiddīq aṭ-Ṭāhir al-Fāḍil aṣ-Ṣiddīq ʿAbd ur-Raḥman Muḥammad ʾAḥmad ʿAbd ul-Karīm al-Mahdī, not Alexander Siddig.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:07
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"Oh, oh oh, is it against Starfleet policy to go storming onto their ship?" "That's right!" "Well I'm not IN Starfleet!" *Intimidates whitebread Starfleet officer into doing what he wants* Odo owns. Edit: Odo, Garak, G'Kar, Londo, Scorpius, Harvey, John Crichton, the pantheon of Cool TV SF Characters. You may note O'Brien is absent but that is because I am racist against space Irish.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:36
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O'Brien's self esteem is so low after years of abuse he would agree with me.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:41
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I like how apparently Ferrengi don't go to school. An advanced mercantile society doesn't need things like 'mathematics' or 'economics'. What silly hoo-mann nonsense.
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Jan 10, 2014 15:08
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Digital Fingers posted:it's called street smarts you reclusive goon. Oh so physics are real but economics isn't? loving academic elitism.  Just like the elitism that stops Miles from being an officer, despite having a PhD from a non-Starfleet institution. Classist pig.
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Jan 10, 2014 15:30
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jhorphear posted:You should read his Wikipedia page. Dude was actually married to the actress who played kira. He had an uncle who was a high ranking government official of some arab country. I think he even eventually ended up winning an Emmy for his role as a bad guy on 24. I knew he had a kid with Kira. Kira is apparently keen for the racial dick given her dating proclivities. It's okay though because Julian was a good looking guy.
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Jan 10, 2014 18:05
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O'Brien log stardate 9385.1 How are Kira and Odo a couple? I understand how she gets off but doesn't Odo feel soiled because he is basically a vibrator? Or am I wrong and he produces orange amber fluid all over her every time he gets excited? Did Worf tell him how carbon life forms do it and he sprays litres of green poo poo everywhere? I'm turning on the cameras in Kira's quarters and gently caress if anyone else on the station could even guess.
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rocket_man38 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wxq9qOCGY The REAL O'Brien. There are better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzD96MsrdUE happyhippy posted:O'Brien log stardate 9385.1 Supplemental Kira ended it by rearranging his furniture. I didn't get what was going on there after the scat and gore porn I'd seen for the last 2 hours.
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Disco Infiva posted:From: Daddy AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I am watching episode 13 of season 1 and O'Brien just designed a completely novel piece of equipment to amplify the readings of a Runabout's hull. He just made a new way to run surveillance that could be used to scout military forces. And when he was running through the technobabble it actually made sense. Like I said before, he probably has a PhD from a non-Starfleet institution and he loving rules.
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