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Neo Duckberg posted:we do not say "fag" or "friend of the family" here I'm partial to "Figger"
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never bother reading a thread past the first page. everything you need to know about the thread is contained on that very page. just post.
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just post this web comic every time it is even tangibly related to a thread. it is good and funny every time
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If you dish out a stronger burn, you inherit all of that posters good will. It's a risky move if you're posting with 0 karma.
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Hip Gelatinous Cube posted:never bother reading a thread past the first page. everything you need to know about the thread is contained on that very page. just post. Never bother reading a thread, period. Just post. If you don't manage to derail the discussion with your non-sequiteur posting, then you have to personally offend a goon. This might require light reading, but you basically just have to quote someone who has posted recently (preferably someone from the first page and someone who has posted several times) and disagree with them. The most basic rebuttal is "This is stupid. You are stupid." and usually that will be all you need. If posting random nonsense not related to the thread and trolling individuals does not work, then you may have to use big guns: Embedding images. Or links. Images and external links are the simplest and most effective means to back up your position. If you feel people are not paying you the respect you deserve, you can always try to have an annoying signature. Any signature.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Never bother reading a thread, period. agreed ----------------
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alternative misanthropic strategy: if a burn does not work, repeat it forever until the thread is closed
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i tried to make some cookies but the ingredients list didnt call for baking soda or powder or whatever and they are flat
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still delicious but seriously flat
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Sid Vicious posted:i tried to make some cookies but the ingredients list didnt call for baking soda or powder or whatever and they are flat Cookies are stupid and I question your sexual orientation.  Ironically.
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Sid Vicious posted:still delicious but seriously flat OMFG I can't believe you cookie fans. This is just like the last time you wouldn't shut up about cookies in the Goons with Spoons thread about baking, Sid Vicious. Why don't you just admit cookies are bad and you're a repulsive goon for liking them? In seriousness, can I get one of those cookies?
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yeah man come on over
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crowfeathers posted:alternative misanthropic strategy: if a burn does not work, repeat it forever until the thread is closed
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Quote lines from 90s Mike Myers films - comedy is cyclical.
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yeah baby
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ElectroMagneticJosh posted:Quote lines from 90s Mike Myers films - comedy is dead here.
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Nonsense posted:always upend your reply with goon sire to let the fellow goon in kind knows he is dealing with a true classy person. save "you are a scholar and a gentleman" for those special occasions such as when someone finds a particular meme you've been looking for.
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Peggy Darkpaw posted:im gay your gay
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most erotic flower posted:The internet is a lot like videogames. If participating is causing frustration, stress, or anger, you are probably doing it wrong, and should stop for a while to reevaluate things. gently caress that, tryhard nubs (said the dude with the '12 regdate)
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Peggy Darkpaw posted:im gay
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im p sure cookies are meant to b flat. this aint a regular cake nigga
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A good tip is to not do whatever the gently caress this is.
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asteroid sage posted:A good tip is to not do whatever the gently caress this is.
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ChromiumCrush posted:Dude gently caress you! I don't know if I wanna cum or hang myself!! I just wanted a few dots to hold me over for the night but you are blowing my mind. Honestly man, I'm just eating tasty treats and indulging in some other niceties I woulda figured out a trip if I'd of known you were gonna lay down such hardcore dots. You rule!!! This is not a good thing to post on the Something Awful forums.
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disregard all of the above, just be a dick to everyone
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Joey Gladstone posted:Mod sass is a criminal offense even if the mod you are sassing is guilty of a criminal offense Oh, like jaywalking? 
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Not every poster needs a presence on every forum and subforum. Certain posters will flourish on visually rich forums such as FYAD, Let's Play and PYF, while others may have more success with YOSPOS's simpler format. In addition, subforums provide larger forums with a unique opportunity to show respective goons a closer and more detailed look — or the human side — of their communities.
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Business Gorillas posted:if you make a thread make sure it has a checkbox poll The Cumburglar posted:if anyone asks, you joined for Coupons and Deals, the best forum crowfeathers posted:don't post The Rage posted:~*anime*~ also 
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every topic of discussion can always be improved by talking about yourself or, even better, your kids. your fellow forum goers are always excited to hear about your monotonous existence
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