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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I definitely saw anime eyes in the preview.

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I don't know about anyone, but that Tyler Green person is annoying as hell to me.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

KungFu Grip posted:

I don't know about anyone, but that Tyler Green person is annoying as hell to me.

Yeah. Was he the one who came up with the head tits? Or was that Matt Silva?

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I definitely saw anime eyes in the preview.

Spoiler on the anime eyes:

McKenzie Westmore in a TV guide interview posted:

When we go to Japan, the competition theme will be anime and we involve many of the country's greatest anime artists. The contestants jump right off the plane and hit the ground running for a foundation challenge at a beautiful temple in the Japanese countryside. It's epic stuff.

Bored fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jan 15, 2014

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
If there are anime and monsters, then there has to be tentacles and penises wrecking cities.

Jay O
Oct 9, 2012

being a zombie's not so bad
once you get used to it
All I could think during that "Beauty and the Beast" challenge was that Matt Silva looks like the human-beast from the end of the Disney version. Except without the cro-magnon brows. Or the big eyes. But almost.

Dr Zaius
Jan 2, 2001

Smells Like Team Spirit
I'm just referring to him as John Romero. His hair is pretty like a pony!

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Bored posted:

That might be what she said, but what she meant was:



Edit: Dammit Raashad, dye that patch of bleached hair. Isn't that why you bleached it in the first place?

He looks like he's from a 90s pop R&B video, from his hair to his weird wardrobe. It would make more sense if he was a decade older. He's talented and likes his family so I hope he does well.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Yeah, I'm really pulling for Raashad after this first episode. Silly hair aside, he's definitely got some talent and the story with him trying to take care of his family and pursue his career while getting by as a working stiff is endearing. :3:

Hopefully he won't pull an Eric Fox/Roy and let his ambition overrun his work.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

iastudent posted:

Hopefully he won't pull an Eric Fox/Roy and let his ambition overrun his work.

I hope he goes balls-to-the-wall crazy with his designs and the judges give him the wildcard immunity if it fucks up. :getin:

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


One thing I've never understood about this show is why the contestants feel like a creature has to look like where he lives. "Oh, my monster lives in a cave so he's made of rock so he looks like a cave. My monster lives in a temple with Arabic domes so he has Arabic domes all over his head." I live in a house but I'm not covered in hardiplank siding.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mons Hubris posted:

My monster lives in a temple with Arabic domes so he has Arabic domes all over his head."

Seriously, look at this bullshit:



I'm amazed that neither of them got sent home for that. I can only imagine that Margaret feels like a total loving idiot for losing to it.
It's also not like they got left with last pick and didn't know what to do with it, they were the third team to pick a castle/Belle and they chose the Eastern domed castle over three other options and they clearly didn't have the first loving clue about the regional culture.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jan 16, 2014

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Seriously, look at this bullshit:



I'm amazed that neither of them got sent home for that. I can only imagine that Margaret feels like a total loving idiot for losing to it.
It's also not like they got left with last pick and didn't know what to do with it, they were the third team to pick a castle/Belle and they chose the Eastern domed castle over three other options and they clearly didn't have the first loving clue about the regional culture.

It looks really stupid, but the technical execution is actually very good. Margaret's sculpt was awful.

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
It's some sort of Teletubby/Hellraiser hybrid nightmare. Also head boobs.

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

I can't wait to entertain you.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

It looks really stupid, but the technical execution is actually very good. Margaret's sculpt was awful.

This is my thought as well, technically it looks really good, but my god...

Impressed with most of the cast so far, looks like really good batch of contestants, especially when compared to the newbies they had last year.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
I think this season may be able to consistently produce some entertaining pieces. I base this on the preview and intro to the show possibly showing all the best ones already which is kind of disappointing.

Bob Shadycharacter
Dec 19, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Seriously, look at this bullshit:




I saved this picture to my phone and I'm going to look at it every time I feel sad from now on.

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.
He looks like a lovely, pathetic dog with his black nose and chain collar thing.

Edit: also head boobs

Notgothic
May 24, 2003

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
If they're going to build a guy with head-boobs, they need to build a Rodney Dangerfield too :mad:

Speaking of uh, polarizing movies, I was watching the Super Mario Bros. movie the other day. And who should I happen to see in the credits as the creature designer, but our beloved Patrick Tatopoulos! I don't know why they never mentioned that on Face Off, he has nothing to feel bad about with that movie. The goombas weren't very good goombas as such, but they were well-executed and had a pretty cool style.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Episode 2: "Cosmic Conspiracy"
Airdate: January 21, 2014
Spotlight Challenge: The contestants work to create aliens that are suffering an ailment.


Oh yes, there will be crop circles.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Mons Hubris posted:

One thing I've never understood about this show is why the contestants feel like a creature has to look like where he lives. "Oh, my monster lives in a cave so he's made of rock so he looks like a cave. My monster lives in a temple with Arabic domes so he has Arabic domes all over his head." I live in a house but I'm not covered in hardiplank siding.

I think its taking a basic creature design philosophy and just totally missing the point. You want a creature to look like something that could actually exist. So you need it to have realistic looking musculature, practical appendages, etc., and you should also take into account its environment when designing it. But that doesn't mean literally attach domes to its face, or make it a rock creature just because there are rocks around. A working knowledge of biology seems like it is really an advantage in this line of work.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Basebf555 posted:

I think its taking a basic creature design philosophy and just totally missing the point. You want a creature to look like something that could actually exist. So you need it to have realistic looking musculature, practical appendages, etc., and you should also take into account its environment when designing it. But that doesn't mean literally attach domes to its face, or make it a rock creature just because there are rocks around. A working knowledge of biology seems like it is really an advantage in this line of work.

The weird thing is that the judges occasionally chide the contestants for their entries not incorporating aspects of the source photo which was supposed to inspire their designs. I remember the superhero contest in season 2 or something when they were shown cars and challenged to create superheroes who might use those cars and they were instructed to use textures and patterns from the vehicles in their designs. The mentor for that episode suggested that one team put ridges on their character to match the ridges on their car's bonnet and another team glued an eyepatch to their character and Glenn told them they should have bolted it to her face because their car had lots of bolts all over it.

All the current contestants would have watched the previous series so they would have seen the judges give that advice several times, I guess that combined with poor design skills, lack of biological knowledge and being unsure about what the judges expect leads to stuff like head boobs and monsters transforming in Castle Greyskull.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

This just gets more and more funny.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Philthy posted:

This just gets more and more funny.

And the more I look at it the more I'm convinced the technical quality and application are really loving good...on such a piece of poo poo design. I need a drink.

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Basebf555 posted:

But that doesn't mean literally attach domes to its face, or make it a rock creature just because there are rocks around. A working knowledge of biology seems like it is really an advantage in this line of work.

The obvious solution is to make every creature into a phallic symbol but I don't think SyFy would be OK with that tact.

This worked for Giger. And Sigmund Freud.

InfiniteZero fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Jan 21, 2014

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Philthy posted:

This just gets more and more funny.

The model also looks like he'd rather be anywhere else but there wearing that.
"Four years of tap & jazz fusion and three years of acting classes for this."

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Philthy posted:

This just gets more and more funny.

Well it was supposed to be sexy and scary right? Sexy because of all the boobs, and scary because... people with cat and/or lactose allergies?

I'd say they nailed it.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

InfiniteZero posted:

The obvious solution is to make every creature into a phallic symbol but I don't think SyFy would be OK with that tact.

This worked for Giger. And Sigmund Freud.

I could have sworn some of the contestants last season included some vagina looking face sculpts. But maybe I just see vaginas everywhere I look.

Philthy posted:

This just gets more and more funny.

gently caress yes. I want to photoshop bikini tops onto those, but I think I'd actually either have to draw them on or find some decent source images of tents.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bored posted:

I could have sworn some of the contestants last season included some vagina looking face sculpts. But maybe I just see vaginas everywhere I look.



??

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Philthy posted:

This just gets more and more funny.


I think we have a new applicant to the Athena Zhe school of poor design choices.

:nyoron:



Ahahaha, I need to watch all of last season. Star titties and vaginal foreheads.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.



Yeah. I think that might have been it.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I think we have a new applicant to the Athena Zhe school of poor design choices.

:nyoron:


I agree! Does it make it better or worse that they spent a ton of time making their tithead.

Bored fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jan 21, 2014

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008


Hey OP, where's the goddamn memorial? :colbert:

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

That's loving creepy. I never expected that stupid loving creature to look so evil. ~Male Gaze~

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Teasing that none of the teams are getting along or working well together.

edit: am i the only one watching.

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 22, 2014

Derringer
Mar 17, 2008

Don't worry I am here too ;0.

Notgothic
May 24, 2003

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
I'm watching. Really hoping Rashaad and Tyler's works out, I think they've come up with the best backstory. I'm a little worried about the pollution one getting dinged for being another Borg/Scorpio knock-off, depending on how they do it. And I don't think Team Gravity understands how gravity works, also if they're really having that much trouble with wrist and ankle weights, couldn't they just requisition some off-the-shelf and not waste so much time?

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I'm confused about the gravity team because I'm not sure if they know whether it's increasing or decreasing. Do... do they realize that those are the only options?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Oh hi everyone!

Holy poo poo that cowl is hosed.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

I'm watching too but I'm also resisting the urge to just pop in the new Robocop blu-ray that released today. :ohdear:

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Ooh those are some good looking mushrooms. Hopefully they nail the paint job.

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Notgothic
May 24, 2003

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Regy Rusty posted:

I'm confused about the gravity team because I'm not sure if they know whether it's increasing or decreasing. Do... do they realize that those are the only options?

The first warning sign for me was when he said that their idea was that "gravity is expanding".

edit: ah, the face off timer, brought to you by KRYOLAN.

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