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kannonfodder posted:Speaking of terrible books, I used to absolutely love the Sword of Truth series. I read the first few a half dozen times over, but once I hit the point in the series where the author writes a 600 page rant about how COMMUNISM IS BAD! I stopped reading them. Then years later, I started to re-read the first, and it was just unbearable. I have no idea why I liked them so much. And the rape. So much rape. I stopped about five books in because it was like there was someone getting raped every other chapter and it was just gross. My terrible books are everything Jacquelyn Carey wrote. Bad porn with magic and gods and a "quirky" take on Christianity and Europe/Asia Minor, and lots and lots of BDSM. Main character blah blah god of pain blah blah Chosen One, culminates in her getting brutally raped on a table by a crazy Zoroastrian, in front of her husband and her 12 year old son and a bunch of other dudes, with a gigantic metal spiked dildo that's covered in dried gore and rotting bits, and she is forced to enjoy the whole thing, because Chosen One makes her feel pain as pleasure. I got a tattoo from one of the designs in the book well before I got to the gorefest poo poo and am going to go get it, ahem, altered this month so that nobody can pin it to that loving book. She also has one that's literally about a super magical Incubus named Sebastian, who marries a woman who wears a cheetah-print catsuit on the regular. There's apparently another one in that series but I gave up on reading anything she wrote a while ago.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 22:59 |
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MorgaineDax posted:That's Anne Bishop, a completely different BDSM fantasy author! She's the one that writes the series about Jaenelle, the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues. You know, the beautiful part-human, part-cat, part-unicorn, part-fawn, part-wolf, part-elf Queen, who's the most powerful witch in all the realms, and also the adopted daughter of Satan. Oh that's right, it's by the Black Jewels Trilogy lady. Let's not forget that Jaenelle's husband, Daemon Sadi, son of Satan, totally got a boner when he met her when she was like six, but hey man, it's okay, they were meant to be in the future. I seem to remember that had quite a bit of poorly written sex in it too. Oh yeah, and when the brother, Lucivar (loving God I wish I was making these names up) bit some lady's clit off. I have chosen some loving great literature in my time, poo poo. edit: Oh yeah, I read one of the AN Roqulare or whatever books, the Sleeping Beauty ones that involved pony play and a dude having sex with a statue penis. Those were pretty fuckin terrible too.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 02:11 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Working at a zoo. I remember your thread. Weren't you the one the zoo boss guy told, when he wasn't giving you enough money to eat on, to just eat leftover animal food or roadkill or something?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 23:56 |
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Oh, if you guys want bad Piers Anthony, try Bio of a Space Tyrant on for size! Complete with polyamorous triads and a 60 year old man with an autistic 14 year old love slave! Also, I thought Robert Heinlein was the poo poo, and even though "Time Enough For Love" had some cute quotes, it also included such lovely things as the main character having to explain to some of his many children that loving each other is a bad idea, and then proceeds to clone himself into nymphomaniac redheaded bisexual incestous twins.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 03:58 |
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Tiggum posted:Robert Heinlein did write some really good sci-fi. In which he spent an uncomfortably long time trying to convince everyone that incest is totally OK, but still. Don't get me wrong, I think "Starship Troopers" is great, and he dealt with some really interesting concepts, but now I read them and it's like "the superhero alien guy is now... gonna have an orgy with like fifty people for no discernible reason other than he can." It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth for some of his books that I previously thought were amazing. I also will defend the film version of "Starship Troopers" to the death. The second one can go to hell.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 03:49 |