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CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
Name: Oldman Hat
Number: 13, 11, 17
Height: 6'1
Weight: 220
Race: White
Location: Barrie, ON
Handedness: L
Position: LD
Player Type: Offensive D
Equipment Brand: Bauer
CHL Team: Barrie Colts (obv)

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Jagwires
May 31, 2009
Name: Adam Banks
Number: 99
Height: 6'1
Weight: 190
Race: White
Location: Edina, MN (Minneapolis if that isnt available)
Handedness: RH
Position: LW
Player Type: SNP
Equipment Brand: Bauer

Whatever class

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Big McLargeHuge's legacy shall last eternal.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

DrunkCanuck, you are next to be booted. If you want, edit your player to be a goalie.

DOOP, I expect the same to happen to you soon as well.

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Hockles posted:

FCP, you might want to pick a new goalie name. That was FurnaceFace's from last year.

And it was my goalie's name from like three years ago when he backstopped the Medicine Hat Pylons with a Conn Smythe-winning performance :colbert:

Pleads posted:

Big McLargeHuge's legacy shall last eternal.

I AM RucKuS
Oct 14, 2011
Name: Tripp Palin
Number: 1
Height:6'4
Weight: 225
Race: White
Location: Fairbanks, AK
Handedness: R
Position: G
Player Type: HYB
Equipment Brand: Bauer

Class of 2015!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

Name: Big McLargeHuge
Number: 1
Height: Max
Weight: Max
Race: White as gently caress
Location: Greenland, or otherwise the most obscure country you can come from
Handedness: full-right
Position: Goalie
Player Type: stand-up
Equipment Brand: bright fuckin' pink pads bright fuckin' pink jason-mask

class of whatever

Is North Korea an option? I know it used to be.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hockles posted:

DrunkCanuck, you are next to be booted. If you want, edit your player to be a goalie.

DOOP, I expect the same to happen to you soon as well.

You'll pay! :argh:








but okay.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Drunk Canuck posted:

You'll pay! :argh:








but okay.

this, but unironically

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Looks like no room for the folks from last time - I will be watching to see who this year's Darsh is.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you
Name: Dennis Bergkamp
Number: 15
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175
Race: White
Location: Orlando
Handedness: Regular
Position: G
Player Type: Butterfly
Equipment Brand: Vaughn

Verviticus
Mar 13, 2006

I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.
[quote="Hockles" post="425283109"]
Name: Hocket Roboy
Number: 17
Height: 6'0
Weight: 180
Race: Moon
Location: vancouver bc
Handedness: R
Position: C
Player Type: Playmaker
Equipment Brand: whichever one is most ethically respectable or the best

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Verviticus posted:

Equipment Brand: whichever one is most ethically respectable or the best

A nice respectable mix of all brands.


Also, that fills up the last skater slot. DOOP & Athanatos, if you want in, edit your guy to a goalie. There are currently two goalie spots remaining. First come, first serve.

Also, don't forget to bookmark this thread. It will be moved to TAQ once registration ends.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Feb 4, 2014

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Hoping for one extra spot due to thread being posted in the middle of the night for me.

Prefer player, but could also take goalie


Name: Borka Borkason
Number: 80
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 205
Race: Ginger
Location:Mattis Forest, Sweden
Handedness: Left/glove left
Position: RW/goalie
Player Type: Power Forward/butterfly
Equipment Brand: Jofa/Torspro

Anders fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Feb 4, 2014

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls


Name: Ewic Windros
Number: 88
Height: 6'4
Weight: 212
Race: Whitey
Location: New Jersey
Handedness: Right
Position: Prefer LW/F; will take D
Player Type: PWF for F; ENF for D
Equipment Brand: CCM

THE MACHO MAN fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Feb 4, 2014

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

Yes, in real life I am 6'5" and go by Potatoes O'Bourke and my friend over there is actually named Ewic Windros.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

haha no i based my guy on the protagonist of that japanese hockey show with the queen soundtrack (pls draft me to vancouver)

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Having read more about how this game's physics actually work (ie. being a tiny heavy wrecking ball doesn't work anymore), may I please change my dude's height to 6'4 so he can actually be a defensive defenseman

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.
I'm 169cm tall and weight 60kg, I'm not using my real life measurements.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

looks like I missed the cutoff this time, but I just want to say it was pretty cool denying videogame history the last time around

HELLO LADIES
Feb 15, 2008
:3 -$5 :3

Stickarts posted:

Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

I just slapped a foot and a hundred pounds on my real height/weight and called it a day.

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

This sounds like fun. Space left for goalies, eh?

Name: Ron Hextall Jr.
Number: 35
Height: 6'2
Weight: 210
Race: Mixed (like my main man Iginla)
Location: Long Island, NY
Handedness: Regular
Position: Goalie
Player Type: Hybrid
Equipment Brand: Brian's

Class of '14

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

Nah based mine off my favorite be a pro player in NHL14

lonelywurm
Aug 10, 2009

Stickarts posted:

Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.
I'm 3 inches shorter and 25 pounds lighter than my character. If anyone here really is 6'7", I bet Bourke would give you a PTO on potential truculence alone.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Registration is now closed.

Again, remember to bookmark this, as it will be switching over to The Armchair Quarterback.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

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Hockles fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Feb 4, 2014

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Hey fyi im showing up as an enf. I dont want to punch people...i want to Kaleta people into punching me...so can i get a GRN spot plz?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

stab posted:

Hey fyi im showing up as an enf. I dont want to punch people...i want to Kaleta people into punching me...so can i get a GRN spot plz?

We are on the same wavelength. I actually switched your guy already to GRN when I was creating him. I just forgot to update the OP.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

nooo I missed it :argh:

Good luck to all you jerks who saw this before me!

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
I probably don't need to tell you this, but I would like it if my guy was the idiot who punches people after every hit if possible. Just like in real life!

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Special request, my goalie loves to have his pads be solid of whatever the trim colour is for his team.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

THE MACHO MAN posted:

I probably don't need to tell you this, but I would like it if my guy was the idiot who punches people after every hit if possible. Just like in real life!

A jobless drunk who fights? What does that have to do with the game?

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Bradf0rd posted:

A jobless drunk who fights? What does that have to do with the game?

CHL players make more than Joe does.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Introducing your future NHL stars:

Dennis Bergkamp - Goalie
Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds (OHL) - Class of 2014


Fat Cow - Goalie
Halifax Mooseheads (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


Ron Hextall Jr - Goalie
Brandon Wheat Kings (WHL) - Class of 2014


Big McLargeHuge - Goalie
Guelph Storm (OHL) - Class of 2014


Quincy Pepperdick - Goalie
Rouyn-Noranda Huskies (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


Soup Athanatos - Goalie
Tri-City Americans (WHL) - Class of 2015


Tripp Palin - Goalie
Cape Breton Screaming Eagles (QMJHL) - Class of 2015


Dek Paynuss - Goalie
Medicine Hat Tigers (WHL) - Class of 2015


Cal Ripken Jr - Goalie
Cape Breton Screaming Eagles (QMJHL) - Class of 2015


Martijn van der Veer - Goalie
Prince Albert Raiders (WHL) - Class of 2015




Buggy Skill - Right Wing
Belleville Bulls (OHL) - Class of 2014


Foo Bar - Center
Calgary Hitmen (WHL) - Class of 2014


Pierre-Paul Poutine - Defenseman
Chicoutimi Saguenéens (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


Rod Dangler - Right Wing
Drummondville Voltigeurs (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


Andrew Kilza - Center
Edmonton Oil Kings (WHL) - Class of 2014


Humungous Wang - Center
Kamloops Blazers (WHL) - Class of 2014


Itchy Chiggers - Right Wing
Kitchener Rangers (OHL) - Class of 2014


Charlie Conway - Center
Kootenay Ice (WHL) - Class of 2014


Spamtron - Defenseman
Moncton Wildcats (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


Alex Jones - Left Wing
Niagara Ice Dogs (OHL) - Class of 2014


Stabby McStabson - Left Wing
North Bay Batallion (OHL) - Class of 2014


Hocket Roboy - Center
Vancouver Giants (WHL) - Class of 2014


Sasha Smashnikov - Defenseman
Ottawa 67's (OHL) - Class of 2014


Aurora Steidl - Defenseman
Rimouski Océanic (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


Oldman Hat - Defenseman
Barrie Colts (OHL) - Class of 2014


Ricky Fantastic - Center
Windsor Spitfires (OHL) - Class of 2014
Teemu Vittunen - Left Wing
Val-d'Or Foreurs (QMJHL) - Class of 2014


sba - Center
Saint John Sea Dogs (QMJHL) - Class of 2014
Adam Banks - Left Wing
Saginaw Spirit (OHL) - Class of 2015


Ewic Windros - Left Wing
Seattle Thunderbirds (WHL) - Class of 2014
Les Lazaruk - Defenseman
Sasktatoon Blades (WHL) - Class of 2014


Emil Rutkowski - Left Wing
Baie-Comeau Drakkar (QMJHL) - Class of 2015


Borka Borkason - Right Wing
Plymouth Whalers (OHL) - Class of 2015


Gunnar Stahl - Left Wing
Red Deer Rebels (WHL) - Class of 2015


Theo McFlurry - Right Wing
Barrie Colts (OHL) - Class of 2015


He Hate Me - Right Wing
Erie Otters (OHL) - Class of 2015


Halu Satonaka - Center
Vancouver Giants (WHL) - Class of 2015


Aleksandr Luzhin - Center
Regina Pats (WHL) - Class of 2015


Jimmy O'Rourke - Left Wing
Lethbridge Hurricanes (WHL) - Class of 2015


Bjorn Lundgren - Defenseman
Portland Winterhawks (WHL) - Class of 2015


Brian Urlacher - Defenseman
Everett Silvertips - Class of 2015


Badabing Buckaroo - Center
Shawinigan Cataractes - Class of 2015


Moses White - Left Wing
Kingston Frontenacs - Class of 2015


Chap Buttworth - Center
Owen Sound Attack - Class of 2015


Alex Guibeau - Right Wing
Charlottetown Islanders - Class of 2015


Fernando Vando - Center
Sudbury Wolves - Class of 2015


That Guyclint - Defenseman
Blainville-Boisbriand Armada - Class of 2015


Hockles - Center
Plymouth Whalers (OHL) - Class of 2015


Potatoes O'Bourke - Defenseman
Seattle Thunderbirds (WHL) - Class of 2015
Punchki Borkiwicz - Right Wing
Sasktatoon Blades (WHL) - Class of 2015




Hockles fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Feb 17, 2014

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Maybe we get drafted together to Hockles, and we could be BFF :3

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Hockles posted:

Introducing your future NHL stars:


Ewic Windros - Left Wing
Seattle Thunderbirds (WHL) - Class of 2014
Les Lazaruk - Defenseman
Saskatoon Blades (WHL) - Class of 2015



Typical Ewic Windros, going for the big hit instead of the puck :colbert:
Les Lazaruk's defensive strategy is to throw himself in front of the puck carrier and explode into him like an airbag

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Guignol posted:

Typical Ewic Windros, going for the big hit instead of the puck :colbert:
Les Lazaruk's defensive strategy is to throw himself in front of the puck carrier and explode into him like an airbag

Not bashing the high quality work, but this picture would be more accurate if Windros was the one splayed onto the ice.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Too bad Saskatoon and Seattle will only play like, 2-3 times total in our WHL careers :allears:

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Hockles posted:

Humungous Wang - Center
Kamloops Blazers (WHL) - Class of 2014


Haha yes! YES!

HUMUNGOUS WANG IS COMING FOR ALL YOUR GOALS

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