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Name: Andrew Kilza Number: 97 Height: 6'2" Weight: 195 lbs Race: Caucasian Location: Edmonton, AB Handedness: Right Position: C Player Type: Sniper Equipment Brand: Bauer e: If we're allowed to choose our CHL team, then throw me on the Oil Kings, thanks. Kilza fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Feb 4, 2014 |
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Hockles posted:2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings Went from 19th to 7th, plus got an assist in the prospects game. I'm liking where this is going. 
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Feb 6, 2014 01:51
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Hockles posted:With the 1st Overall Pick, the Winnipeg Jets select... Haha, yeeeeeeeeeees. 
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Feb 6, 2014 02:19
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Hockles posted:With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...  This game. The best game.
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Feb 6, 2014 02:53
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Furnaceface posted:Edmonton turning Bergkamp into the new Scrivens. Well, at least the game is accurate in portraying what the Oilers would do if they ever drafted a goalie in the first round.
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Feb 7, 2014 07:02
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Stickarts posted:I intentionally failed all my personality interviews with every team but the Jets Welcome to Winnipeg, goon buddy! Let's rip up the NHL together! 
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Feb 11, 2014 03:42
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Hockles posted:Injury Report Ouch.  At least I had a pretty decent season while it lasted (barring the Ice Caps somehow making it to the conference finals or finals).
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Feb 13, 2014 03:17
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Hockles posted:Comments That...totally doesn't surprise me. Oh well. Hopefully I can play in the playoffs next year, whether it be with the Ice Caps or Jets.  Hockles posted:Comments  ilersSome things never change.
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Feb 13, 2014 04:37
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Hockles posted:WPG -- A. Kilza (72 OVR) -- 4th Line Cener on St. John's (AHL) Damnit! Whose dog did I run over to deserve getting put on the 4th line? 
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Feb 13, 2014 05:01
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A bit late, but I'm down with restarting. I just hope that after everything is re-done I'm first overall again, haha.
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Feb 15, 2014 07:13
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From 1st to 3rd overall? And from Winnipeg to Florida? I'm not liking this restart so far.
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Feb 17, 2014 19:32
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Stickarts posted:Florida? gently caress it, retire me (please no) It's destiny for us to win the Cup together, and so we will.
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Feb 18, 2014 07:51
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Hockles posted:December 2013 Update I'm disappointed I couldn't keep up this performance and win the Calder. First in average TOI amongst forward goons, last in +/-, and no playoffs. Fun. Hopefully things improve next season!
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Feb 28, 2014 05:48
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I'm liking how that regular season turned out. Florida can keep playing me at LW if I keep putting up seasons like that.
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Mar 14, 2014 01:24
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More than doubled my previous salary, that's pretty sweet. Thanks Florida!Hockles posted:2019-20 Opening Night Info
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Mar 15, 2014 05:53
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Stickarts posted:Kilza. I'm supposed to be the enigmatic Russian that stops producing after getting paid It's cool, we're in Florida, nobody really watches us. I'll keep putting in as little effort as possible to collect my $11 mil this season while you carry this team to the playoffs. e: Gotta love how I'm getting 5:21 TOI/G more than you despite being the worse player this season. Terrific coaching right there. Kilza fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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Mar 17, 2014 05:09
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Florida goons really stepped up big time in the playoffs! A single goal by the 3 of us combined!  Also, 25:45 TOI/G in the playoffs, 2nd amongst playoff goons. I still can't believe how much TOI Florida is giving me.
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Mar 19, 2014 04:28
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Hockles posted:2020-21 Opening Night Info That's probably for the best. I wasn't very good last season compared to Stickarts. I'll just take my $11.1 mil and continue to put in a 75% effort.
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Mar 19, 2014 08:20
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Hockles posted:Injury Report Stickarts posted:Kilza dead. But I was doing so we-
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Mar 22, 2014 00:37
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Tied for 8th in PPG despite being injured for almost half the season, I'll take that.
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Mar 23, 2014 00:34
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Stickarts posted:KILLLLLLLZA It's alright, the 2nd line center always outperforms the 1st line center in Florida. Such is life. Also, can you tell me who are on the top 2 lines for Florida, Hockles?
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Mar 27, 2014 03:19
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Damnit, Florida. Why do you suck so much?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:00
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Hockles posted:FLA -- re-signed A. Kilza to a $98.4mil/7yr contract  indeed. Now if only Florida can get its poo poo together and actually put together a good season + a Stanley Cup run.
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Mar 28, 2014 07:16
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Hockles posted:FLA -- Colby Robak Who? 
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Apr 3, 2014 00:42
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Finally performing well!  Hopefully this continues and I don't fall apart as the season progresses.
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Apr 4, 2014 04:13
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5th in points, yet Florida is last in the league.  Never winning the Cup at this rate. Never. Ever.
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Apr 4, 2014 06:06
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How is it possible I could be 2nd in points on the worst god drat team in the league?  thatguyclint posted:I think Kilza and I are going to kill someone on the team. Probably the entire leadership; owners, GM, coaching staff, captain, and A's.
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Apr 5, 2014 09:39
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Amazing year for me, almost got the Art Ross. Hopefully I got something in recognition of my play this season...Hockles posted:Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)  indeed.Hockles posted:FLA has 4 forwards under 70 OVR dressed. Here are their bottom 6. Damnit, Florida, why did you have to spend a billion dollars on me and Stickarts and totally ignore your bottom 6? No wonder we're awful.
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Apr 6, 2014 18:33
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Huh. That's weird. I'm 5th in points, why didn't I get invited to the All-Star Ga- Hockles posted:Injury Report GOD DAMNIT  Hockles posted:Comments Please don't fall apart while I'm injured, Florida. That's all I ask.
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Apr 21, 2014 20:20
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Hockles posted:End of 2025-26 Season Update Oh well, there's always next y- ...Wait. We won? WE WON? WE WON?!? WE ACTUALLY DID IT, STICKARTS AND THATGUYCLINT!!! WE DID IT! WE DRAGGED THIS lovely TEAM TO THE CUP!  Hockles posted:Notable Stats Now give me the C, Florida!
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Apr 30, 2014 08:44
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Hockles posted:In the league, two have worse +/-. The worst is a FLA d-man with -32 Well, it looks like the Florida goons just found a scapegoat for this season.
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May 4, 2014 23:26
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So much for the dream of repeating as Stanley Cup champions. Now to focus on the other dream of leaving Florida (hopefully)!
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May 13, 2014 08:26
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Hockles posted:December 2027 Update Classic Oilers. Still doing stupid poo poo 13.5 years into the future.  ... 
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May 17, 2014 01:06
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Wow, I was not expecting that. I had a monster performance post-trade deadline, hopefully that continues into the playoffs.
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Jun 1, 2014 00:01
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Wow. I'm doing awful this season. Hopefully I can catch on fire and put up a poo poo ton of points after the All-Star break.
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Jun 7, 2014 05:35
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Florida gets bounced in the second round again. We'll never win that second Cup.Hockles posted:End of 2028-29 Season Update
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Jun 9, 2014 01:23
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Stickarts posted:2 of the top 5 scorers and Florida is still 10th in their conference lol. Florida bad. Florida real bad.
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Jun 18, 2014 01:00
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Hockles posted:2030 Offseason News God damnit. Why haven't I left Florida left? Hockles posted:CGY -- signed A. Luzhin to a $26.9mil/2yr contract. And Stickarts is gone? Double god damnit. Hockles posted:Comments At least I got that.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:20
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Hockles posted:Injury Report That's my second injury this season. At what point did my body turn into glass?
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Hockles posted:2031 Offseason News So Stickarts fucks off to Calgary, then a year later thatguyclint retires rather than stick it out for a few more seasons? AND on top of all that I re-sign in Florida? This sucks.
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