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a man sized mint chocolate chip meatloaf slathered in Guy's secret roux served in the inflatable swimming pool of an unfortunate child two heaping helpings of beef gristle served inside a football helmet with a side of coconut gravy or half a plastic bag of nacho cheese, your choice
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a pan seared stick of butter smeared around a bowling ball and covered in gourmet cigarette ashes a bowl of marinated cheese doodles aged to perfection and served in a martini glass
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freshly scalloped potatoes flung in the general direction of your table via catapult a tostinos pizza double frozen in liquid nitrogen that you bob for in a communal pool of melted soft-serve ice cream
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Feb 4, 2014 09:50
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a slice sauteed watermelon served within a gelatinous cube of hair gel
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Feb 4, 2014 09:53
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a rotisserie chicken stuffed with stir-fried cigarette butts blended into a fine paste and injected directly into your blood stream
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Feb 4, 2014 10:34
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a puff pastry stuffed with roasted peanuts served with a motor oil reduction
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Feb 4, 2014 10:40
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redstormpopcorn posted:A deep-fried iceberg lettuce wedge liberally dusted with cajun spices served with a habanero remoulade ranch sauce and a side of Guy's Kicked Up Shortrib-Style Baked Beans. also a pube on the edge of the plate. can we go light on the pube or maybe no pube? waiter throws ten gallon hat to the floor in disgust ma'am im going to have to ask you to leave
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Feb 4, 2014 10:42
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a punch bowl filled with country ranch dressing topped with grated cheese. warning: spicy four thimbles of spiced chocolate liqueur imbibed from the navel of a local farm hand
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a whole turkey run under a white chocolate waterfall for six hours and served to your table off the back of a 1987 chevy el camino
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Feb 4, 2014 10:48
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a smoked football marinated in its own juices since dusk, finely chopped and served on a folded american flag
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Feb 4, 2014 10:52
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a seasoned batting cage compressed into its base elements and served to you on a sesame seed brioche bun
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Feb 4, 2014 10:58
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a 12oz strawberry sundae filet grilled to perfection and served medium rare on a bed of steamed overalls
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Feb 4, 2014 11:26
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a four foot nacho pie cut into quarters and served to you speared on a trident by a woman's lacrosse team
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Feb 4, 2014 11:35
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farm raised jort drizzlins sieved onto a whole wheat sausage
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Feb 4, 2014 11:42
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a bubbling concoction Guy urges you to drink while sweat beads his brow and he refuses to look you in the eye
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Feb 4, 2014 12:16
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a delicious hamhock, perfectly seasoned and hidden somewhere inside a terrifying metal box who's existence the restaurant staff is unwilling or unable to acknowledge
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Feb 4, 2014 12:25
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home style cheez whiz lollipops, deep fried and brought to your table on a litter born by the four fattest waitresses
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Feb 4, 2014 12:41
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an oldsmobile transmission roast on a spit and prepared fresh at your table
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Feb 4, 2014 15:33
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a stack of fourteen belgian waffles served in a bucket of meat slurry kept in a centrifuge for inexplicable reasons
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Feb 4, 2014 16:19
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six big scoops of emulsified sawdust served on a frisbee and thrown to a dog who brings it to your table sometimes
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Feb 5, 2014 00:34
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a 50 pound turkey banana split covered in gummy vitamins and served to you on the rear bumper of a ford f-150
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Feb 5, 2014 02:14
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a chuck load of quarter pound slambacks slathered in tubular copperbits, only ten bones! (note: $78 USD)
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farm fresh boiled nesquick sprinkled over rolls of canadian pennies
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Feb 5, 2014 05:18
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a locally grown pickled tractor tire tenderized to perfection and served by a tiny man riding within it rolled near the general vicinity of your table
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Feb 5, 2014 05:30
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a quivering mass of beef fat delivered via overhand pitch to your mouth maybe
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Feb 5, 2014 07:10
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the bent and broken chicken fried manifold of a nascar wreck served a la carte
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Feb 5, 2014 07:12
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welcome to flavor country, USA. delight in the unforgivable pleasure of our fruit cocktail jamaican patties. be reduced to a convulsing mass after tasting our corn-fed all natural broiled sporting clays . bathe in the eloquence of our new and improved wham bam slamma jamma ding dongs.
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Feb 5, 2014 07:25
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a pureed high school gym mat brought in via concrete mixer and siphoned directly into your willing mouth
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Feb 5, 2014 07:28
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a combine harvester slow roasted for days in a crock pot delivered to your table piece by piece via bucket brigade
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Feb 5, 2014 07:31
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hand-picked artisanal tomatoes machine pressed, laminated and slipped into your wallet without your consent
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Feb 5, 2014 12:17
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bowling shirt stock prepared days in advance that you suckle from the marrow of a whale bone
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Feb 6, 2014 05:18
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delicious sun dried snow plows compressed into pellets and served to you through the bars in your cage by the hands of strange children
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Feb 6, 2014 05:22
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the slow roasted white hot shrapnel of a meat? projectile fired at your family via cannon without warning
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Feb 6, 2014 05:24
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a grass-fed hay bale crane lifted onto your table while the wait staff inexplicably urges you to chug
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Feb 6, 2014 05:27
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Jonny Retro posted:professional chef guy fieri
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Cheap Shot posted:what am I doing with my time? this is a pic of me coming back & enjoying all these posts
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Wangsbig posted:this is a pic of me coming back & enjoying all these posts make an image thats the exact opposite & it's me finding out this thread wasnt goldmined
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