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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Epic Hamcat posted:

can't wait for the weird guy who copies 1 million reddit posts into every bitcoin thread to show up

same

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

FrozenVent posted:

can this thread make it a whole page without a neverending copy-paste that I can only hope someone will quote the funny part of?

anyone got the bitcoiner in brazil story

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
also video of guy almost power drilling his dick

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

FrozenVent posted:

you must be new to this bitcoin thing

my favorite was the guy who begged for real donation so he could buy virtual food for virtual rabbits in a virtual shelter in second life

he was totally serious about it too

he even listed how he would spend all 150% of that money too


then he killed the poor virtual rabbits

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

FrozenVent posted:

it's $10 for someone else's, isn't it?

and whoever did yours at least managed to get the text red and the grammar somewhat correct, the gibbis-baby who paid money for mine didn't even proofread it, must have been :qq:ing pretty hard

I'm so sorry your friend doesn't know what an alternator is

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Lamont Cranston posted:

i'm not sure why you'd go out of your way to say you don't understand japanese or latin
i mean i imagine he doesn't understand most languages why single those out

conservapedia

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
5

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Robawesome posted:

[–]cointologist 1 point 2 minutes ago

Uh oh.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

theflyingorc posted:

hey the thread title of the last thread that said "isp for grandparents" was that actually a thing?

killhamster wrote a bitcoinideaman.txt generator

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I arrived at MtGox early, approximately 8am, and stood outside with a sign reading “MtGox, where has my money gone”. I got some curious looks, and a lot of questions from passersby about my protest.

Then at approximately 9.20 am, Mark Karpeles himself came along carrying a large, and very fancy coffee in his hand that could have passed as a dessert. I immediately confronted him and told him we needed a chat. So he stopped to hear me out.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TVarmy posted:

Bitcoin days destroyed went up to an all time high yesterday, showing that old Bitcoins have been moving around after sitting stagnant in wallets.

Maybe Gox's technical issues meant they got hacked or are getting ready to cut and run.

finally


a legit use for that dumb statistic

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
japan is weird

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

theflyingorc posted:

im pretty sure bitcoins protocol does an excellent job of preventing COUNTERFEITING, but that has absolutely nothing to do with other types of fraud???

like, that's an advantage bitcoin has over cash - it is harder to counterfeit BTC than USD. that doesnt mean i cant tell lies because i have bitcoins

it is impossible to counterfeit coins under the protocol (software and buffer bugs aside)


bitcoins don't exist, they're another representation of the sum of a massively bloated transaction ledger

in order to actually counterfeit a coin, you need to counterfeit blocks. but in order for the counterfeit block to exist and the coin to exist it needs to get confirmed

and if it gets confirmed its no longer counterfeit but an actual transaction

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
slow friday

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
im the hypothesis of the project to the right

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWtYAcCNvdA

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

prefect posted:

google "furry porn coffee table" and it should be the first link (also if you use google image search)



or just :nws:http://i.imgur.com/UQqrY.jpg:nws:

it's on page 2 of the thread


kinda shocked it took 2 pages for gbs to link to it but eh

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Sweevo posted:

i've been away for a week, did something happen to the mtg exchange?

the jig is finally up

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dr. Honked posted:

when Magic The Gathering Online Exchange goes down, it won't take bitcoin with it. in fact, it'll be good for bitcoin, because,

the invisible hand of the free market has relieved the pressure of corrupt business practices in an eruption

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

killhamster posted:

ahahahahahahahahahaha

yes bitcoin is discouraging theft

come on man

it's not like someone started a ponzi scheme up recently or anything

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


wait a second...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

anthonypants posted:

yeah but it's not changing the destination address, it's changing the transaction's unique id hash
correct

this is good for bitcoin, because

math bithc

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duTrieux. posted:

so, in summary, a critical flaw in the algorithm/protocol and bitcoiners are claiming that there is no flaw, it's just that the magic gathering exchange didn't implement the known workaround (which isn't a workaround because there's no flawwwrggrggghjplbthhtb)

the workaround literally is telling someone not to touch a bare transmission line until its been deenergized


but then they keep doing it

repeatedly

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
maybe it wasn't the best idea to use unconfirmed transactions for tracking our internal ledgers

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BeOSPOS posted:

so if I get this right, someone with a few hundred dollars can rent an amazon instance, plug it into the bitcoin traffic flow and then echo fraudulent txIDs across newly minted transactions so that a race condition could occur with the possibility that the recipient could say he never received the transaction?

OOOOOOH, but we shouldn't be using txIDs to uniquely identify transactions here. I see. Instead, let's use sender, recipient, amount, timestamp, and anything else combined to uniquely identify the transaction. ok, gotcha; this isn't a flaw in the protocol.

protocol -> :huh: <- bitcoiners

eh

most exchanges do use transaction ids to verify poo poo

but only after it gets vetted and published into the blockchain and there's no lo her a race condition

like im not even sure where this fits on the priority list of bugs to work out

its horribly crippling to idiots but the workaround is zero cost and effort (wait an hour until processing is complete)

tbh id just call it a known issue and ship

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
gently caress it I've spent too much timetoday thinking about bitcoin design and fixes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

surebet posted:

the fact that some people can't wrap their heads around inflation scares me for real

people in the us are unable to understand progressive taxation despite the fact that most people would prefer a system that has people paying marginally more as they cross certain income thresholds.

:iiam:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Cold on a Cob posted:

not sure what's funnier, that this is a known flaw that they told everyone to work around, or that nobody did so

latter

the solution is "don't trust untrusted data"

in a protocol that assumes nothing is trustworthy until a few trees are dead to verify it

as an actual bug id probably having a hard time getting funding for a fix bc the work around is so simple and the fix would be magnitudes more expensive

then again i also am mostly a hw side and no one is paying me to respin old boards when we hit eol for components

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

libertarianism in four words

retroactive consumer protection laws

hi

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Werthog 95 posted:

rassah is the dog dick coffee table guy, right

yes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Over time Bitcoin changed and started implementing changes that would require people using previous versions of the software to upgrade. While we followed most of those update[s] we were more and more busy and couldn’t keep up with all the changes.

With bitcoin 0.8.0 (released 19 feb 2013) a breaking change has been included that would prevent transactions to be accepted if their signature did not include the right number of zeroes in front of the signature values (in an effort to reduce risks of transaction malleability). We did not notice this change but a few of the transactions we were sending would become invalid because of this.

:laffo:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Pumpy Dumper posted:

Trying to trade these markets... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 hours ago by Kinitex to Bitcoin




i'm like 99% sure this is an overhead view of a charlie chaplin routine

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
gox went back up to 450

nice 50% increase

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Werthog 95 posted:

welcome back fishmech

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

source your reddit c/p

source: /r/gibbis

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EL BROMANCE posted:

michael ian black posted about the kansas bill thats pretty awful, and some bitcoin artist is taking it upon himself to argue for religious freedom

https://twitter.com/mckenzieja

i cant link to it as an actual conversation due to the buttcoiner naturally writing about 20 messages in response to each of MIBs tweets, which just fucks up the timeline or something

heisesarch how did you make that really nice twitter timeline of your bitcoin jesus twitter thread

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duTrieux. posted:

♫ oontz oontz oontz oontz ♫
~ thinks about the potential impact that a currency used primarily for illicit online activity may have on cryptographic hash functions ~
♫ bootz n catz n bootz n catz n bootz n catz n ♫

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